How the trash ship saves my life
me：“I watched a great movie. It’s called Star Wars: the Force Awakens.”
people：“I also watched it.”
me：“I’ll enjoy working with you if we act like we work in the First Order.”
people：“What?”
me：“The First Order. It’s an organization.”
people：“I don’t get it.”
me：“Let’s work with discipline and order.”
people：“OK. Cool.”
me：“I read your proposal. It has no discipline, nor any order. Rewrite it.”
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me：“Thank you for your opinion.”
people：“You are welcome.”
me：“But I didn’t ask you. You cut in.”
people：“I thought you might wanna know my ideas.”
me：“When Kylo Ren interrupted the conversation, what did Hux and Phasma feel?”
people：“Being annoyed.”
me：“Yes.”
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people：“You’re always overly critical.”
me：“Fire me.”
people：“Calm down. I just want you to stop nitpicking.”
me：“Got it.”
people：“Really?”
me：“Galen Erso was an easy-going man. He was calm. He never criticized the design of the tremendous Death Star... ...”
people：“Stop.”
me：“ I watched a good movie. It’s called Rogue One.”
people：“I also watched it, but stop.”
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people：“What do you think? Do you like it?”
me：“No.”
people：“I’ve spent a lot of time in planning it, and... ...”
me：“Disney spent several years to do what it did to the Star Wars.”
people：“Stop.”
me：“Do I like it in the end?”
people：“You’re ruining my day.”
me：“My day has already been ruined when you presented your stuff.”
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people：“Do you have any friend?”
me：“Yes.”
people：“Wow, really?”
me：“All my friends watched a great movie, it’s called... ...”
people：“Stop.”
