Regulus: Crouch.
Barty: Black.
Regulus: ¡Crouch!
Barty: ¡Black!
Regulus: -sigh- Enough! You won't take my last name when we get married!
Barty: But Bartemius Caspar Black sounds great!
Regulus: I refuse to remain a Black for the rest of my life!
Regulus: ...plus, Regulus Arcturus Crouch sounds so much better!
Barty: -sound of outrage-
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So... do you prefer Regulus Crouch or Bartemius Black?











