No one:
Me: "that's nice, but can I have the gay version?"
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No one:
Me: "that's nice, but can I have the gay version?"
coming out to anybody: nauseating, stress-inducing, awkward
instead telling that person a story about your ex and using she instead of the expected "he", throwing them off but putting them in a position where they can't ask about it until the story is over: amazing, shocking, never been done before
When your relatives are asking about your boyfriend
tumblr lesbians all like the same shit, i reblog something and it turns out it’s the same thing from the next 7 blogs on my dash smh why we like this?
When a cute girl walks by
Me: its really creepy when cishet people sexualize the fact that im a lesbian
Ignorant cishet person: wow you dont like being accepted? God you gays are so picky just take the compliment
Me: but it.. its not a compliment. Its creepy when a man sees me and my girlfriend and makes a comment about how its hot. Its uncomofortable
Ignorant cishet person: whatever! Angry lesbian
Me: *dressing to impress the ladies, hoping to get at least ONE girl to check me out*
Every f*ckboi in a 50 mile radius: