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probably should’ve known i was at least a little fucked up when i would read dystopian novels as a kid and go “oh man i WISH i lived in a society where they chose my job and partner and personality!! it would be so much easier than doing it myself”

#the giver #hunger games #divergent #neurodivergent #city of ember

me answering the phone like megamind: ollo

kidnapper who has taken my son hostage: ha! that sure is a fun and whimsical way to answer the phone! you should keep doing that!

my friend who hates me and hates fun: it’s not it’s annoying

my son: help

#text

no no it’s fine i just thought that mike would express, like, any emotion … but no, finn wolfhard doing some kind of intense staring works too i guess

#stranger things #stranger things season 5 #mike wheeler

anditcametopost

I got 1 task done today. I emptied the big trash can in my bedroom. That's one less fork to deal with.

I have severe executive dysfunction. I've been dealing with it by having myself do one small task a day. So far it's helped a lot. By doing it this way my brain doesn't freak out trying to tackle everything at once.

I got my inspiration for it from this Donald Duck comic:

shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey

Oh my God this is so fucking wholesome

chongoblog

“I saw the sunrise for the first time in years” moves me way more than it has any right to

csny

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

we label ourselves to find community— to say “i am here” and “i am real” and “someone understands” and “won’t you love me for it anyways?”

#text #poetry #?

pjackk

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

breegadey

holy fucking shit

#it’s him

people think gay men and lesbians are natural enemies but actually as long as both parties are loser nerds that get no play they will be harder to separate than two 1x1 lego bricks

#text #i know this from experience #lesbian #gay

gjengangeren

i’m sort of like if a man exploded and all that’s left was his gallbladder. i’m sort of like if your ihop waitress didn’t hate you. i’m sort of like the bag section of the goodwill. i’m sort of like buying a desk chair from target. i’m sort of like when a frisbee lands on the roof but the angle is just right and it slides back off but gets stuck in the gutter at the last moment. i’m sort of like when all those birds take over your town for a day and they cover every telephone pole line and fly around in swarms. i’m sort of like a polly pocket that got left in the woods and is slowly being overcome by mushrooms and mold. i’m sort of like if a cat was a television. mhm

#text