#relatable? maybe

[sunflower-stanlon]

Me: I have no weaknesses

Someone: *calls me love, darling, or sunshine*

Me: I have one (1) weakness

[symphysodon-blog1]

when you open your bank account

[slushsoda]

If i ever need to draw something, stick me in a hotel room with a heater that smells like burnt dust and just leave me. I will pump out a good drawing or multiple

[insect-asylum]

Here is my wonderful meal of smashed up coco puffs in Greek yogurt…

[daphnis-is-screaming]

Me around teachers/school clerks/my family: Did you know that prokaryotes are called that because they don’t have a nucleus? It’s quite fascinating.

Me around my friends: Yoooo sup fuckers? TIL Thanos has a brother who has the ability to psychically make people around him bust a nut.

[professsorlayton]

when i have to pee a little bit and i get up to go to the bathroom, as soon as i see my porcelain throne it's like my bladder decides to hold a prison riot or something like everything has just gotta coME OUT