Me: I have no weaknesses
Someone: *calls me love, darling, or sunshine*
Me: I have one (1) weakness

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Me: I have no weaknesses
Someone: *calls me love, darling, or sunshine*
Me: I have one (1) weakness
when you open your bank account
If i ever need to draw something, stick me in a hotel room with a heater that smells like burnt dust and just leave me. I will pump out a good drawing or multiple
Here is my wonderful meal of smashed up coco puffs in Greek yogurt…
Me around teachers/school clerks/my family: Did you know that prokaryotes are called that because they don’t have a nucleus? It’s quite fascinating.
Me around my friends: Yoooo sup fuckers? TIL Thanos has a brother who has the ability to psychically make people around him bust a nut.
when i have to pee a little bit and i get up to go to the bathroom, as soon as i see my porcelain throne it's like my bladder decides to hold a prison riot or something like everything has just gotta coME OUT