So I woke up entirely convinced that tumblr made a meme about cockatoos. In my dream there was news of a pair of cockatoos that have been together for so long that their owner decided to get them married. And it resulted in memes like these
But at some point they broke up, and people were devastated by it resulting in posts that just said BIRD DIVORCE like so
I woke up and thought it was real for 20 minutes, and now it’s your problem now too












