#remus lupin incorrect

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Sirius: Hello birthgiver. Walburga: What do you want, offspring? Sirius: Which one is better, Sirius Lupin or Remus Black? Walburga: 

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Sirius: Moony! How are you, love?

Remus: I was feeling shitty until you came along.

Sirius: Aw -

Remus: Now I feel worse.

Sirius: Oh -

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Lily: Hey, Remus! How's life?

Remus: My life is exactly like a nursery rhyme.

Lily: Merry and cheerful?

Remus: Dark and disturbing.

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Remus: I'm not lazy. Overthinking makes me physically exhausted.

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Remus: [exhausted] Could this day be any worse?

Remus: [hits his pinky on the corner of a table]

Remus: I HAD TO ASK!

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Sirius and Remus: [Making out in James and Lily’s bedroom] James and Lily: [Entering the room] Sirius: Uh guys.. do you mind? Lily: Right... this is exactly what I meant when I said “Make yourselves home”

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James: Hello DEER, wanna hear some jokes? ;)

Remus: Oh fuck.

Sirius: He's driving you BARKING mad isn't he?

Remus: Oh Merlin I wanna drown in that puddle.

Peter: Well at least you'll come out SQUEAKY clean.

Lily: On second thought pls doe not.

James: Yeah I heard germs breed in STAGnant water.

Remus: Honestly fuck you guys.

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Remus Lupin at some point of his life: I didn't ask for this.