#marauders incorrect

[peckedpolaris]

sirius: we're not just brothers, we're also...

regulus:

regulus: cousins?

sirius: ...friends, regulus, we're also friends

[wolvesandshine]

Remus *angrily*: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Sirius: Yes actually. Multiple times. To ensure my magic was working or whatever.

Remus: Now I’m just sad for you

[ez-in-his-head]

James: Hey, Regulus, could you help me with my Potions homework?

Regulus: Fine. What is it?

James: Brewing Amortentia. I figured you’d know how to brew it well since you’re all studious.

Regulus, rolling eyes: Whatever, get your cauldron, Potter.

*After brewing*

James, waggling his eyebrows: Funny, it smells just like you—

Sirius, from across the castle: NO PRONGS.

[aficionadoenthusiast]

james isn't just the mom friend. he's the mom friend with the giant mom bag with individualized snacks, water, peter's inhaler, sirius' epipen, remus and regulus' meds, everything they couldn't fit in their pockets, pens, everybody's change, etc

and everyone thinks it's so wholesome until the day he pulls out a joint and a jack daniels

[m00nagegaydream]

Sirius: We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.

Sirius: Except Snivellus.

Sirius: He's just pure evil

[dreamyremu]

Remus, dropping a mug on the ground and shattering it: ah fuck me!

Sirius, taking off his shirt: well if you insist

[girlboss-nahi-girlbas]

Remus: Let me tell you... Jail changes a person

Sirius: you've been to JAIL!?!?

Remus: Once. In Monopoly.

Remus, taking a swig of apple juice:

Hardest five minutes of my life

[dont-sass-me-sirius]

remus: i love you, i treasure you, i’d do anything for you.

sirius: okay, drink a litre of water a day, eat three meals and have a functioning sleep schedule.

remus: unfortunately i will be unable to meet that request