NSFW-ish??? Can I get reactions/headcannons from Shuhei, Uryuu and Renji (add more characters if you want!) stumbling and falling straight into their s/o’s boobs? (I think this’ll be something funny instead of nsfw 🤧)
Shuhei
Immediate nosebleed.
We all know that Shuhei, despite being confident in his duties & abilities in battle, is easily flustered by the opposite sex
Even if they were his significant other, he would get embarrassed or rattled just looking at their chest. Never mind falling into it.
He would quickly dart up and apologize profusely
Floundering over his words, not at all helped by Rangiku or Mashiro teasing him and calling him a pervert.
Uryuu
Uryuu is a very shy boy. So he’s honestly surprised at times he has a s/o.
Usually graceful on his feet, he has been known to trip up a few times going downstairs. Falling onto his s/o and into their chest.
His glasses would immediately fog up from how hard he was blushing.
He’d try to get up as quickly, but carefully as possible. Apologizing for falling on them, but trying to ignore what just happened with their cleavage.
Anyone could see though, that something had happened. Something that Ichigo would probably loudly ask about, causing the Quincy to blush violently again.
Renji
Probably meant it as a joke that went awry.
Getting ready for bed together, Renji would get the idea of literally pouncing on them before both went to sleep.
A ‘brilliant’ strategy. If s/o didn’t roll over at that moment and his face landed in their pillows instead of the beds.
The two of them would just lay there for a moment, not sure what to do, before Renji spoke up.
“Well….while I’m here….” His grin turning cheekier as he moved to pounce in another way than just for fun.
shampoos and conditions (both the rinse and leave-in types) twice a week
hair mask once a week
while his hair is still wet, he works a high-dollar hair lotion into it
goes in for a trim and hot oil treatment every 6 weeks, without fail
BI👏🏼O👏🏼TIN👏🏼 - 5,000 micrograms every day
uses the blow dryer sparingly - it's already got volume-o-plenty and it'll just damage it over time
Sounds like a lot of work, doesn't it? It is, but look how luxurious it is, I mean damn. You wanna touch it, don't you? Mhmm, of course you do.
It's so long and thick and soft (his hair, you pervert!). Women envy him for his hair. Always be wanting to touch it while they ooh and ahh and ask him questions about how he makes it so soft.
You can't help but get a little jealous and wanna slap their hands away from your man's hair, but you can't blame them. You touch it all the time.
He loves it when you play with his hair, it's so soothing. Will legit put him to sleep. So run your fingers through it, twirl strands of it around your fingers, pet it, brush it, braid it, wash it for him, put it in pigtails and laugh at the I'm so done with you look on his face. And most importantly, puuuulllllll on that shit during sexy time and watch his eyes roll back in his head.
If y'all are headed out to a nice dinner or social event or something and he's lookin' all sharp DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT touch his hair. Do you know how long he spent getting his fishtail braid just right? He'll put a hand up to stop you and say, "Not the hair, baby".
He had to rock the man bun when Ichika was a baby. Too many times she grabbed a handful of it and pulled with all of her might and poor Renji just "Ahhhh! Helphelphelphelp!" while you delicately untangled his locks from her little kung fu grip.
Sheds everywhere. Long red strands all over the damn place, you even find it in your own hair sometimes. If he doesn't use the little mesh screen over the drain when he showers, it'll be a matter of when, not if, you have to call in a plumber...again. The clumps of hair that have come out of the drain look like you discovered a new species of small, fluffy red animals.
Face Tickles™. How many times have you woken up in the middle of the night because his hair tickled your nose or got in your mouth? Too many to count. Sometimes you be gettin' mad at him too, nudging him awake and blaming him for it. He's over there all groggy and shit talkin' 'bout "Whaaa??? I can't help it" before pulling you into his arms and falling back asleep.
💝How long until they feel secure and comfortable in a relationship?
Despite Renji’s friendly and outgoing nature, and his tendency to make friends without much effort, this doesn’t mean that he’s one to open up easily to others. On the surface, he’s a happy go lucky guy without much troubles, but one has to remember that he too is a warrior. One that has been through countless battles and has experienced a lot of trauma.
Perhaps compared to some of his fellow shinigami officers, he has healthier and better coping mechanisms but there are still things that haunt him at night. For him to feel at ease with his partner, it would really depend on how long they’ve known each other before they’ve decided to get into a relationship.
If he’s in a relationship with someone who has known him for a long time, it might be fair to say that he will feel more at ease with them and open up in a relatively shorter time. If it’s with someone he hasn’t known for too long, it might take more time. But fret not, he isn’t the type enter a relationship with someone that he doesn’t trust. In due time, he will become more comfortable.
🔮Do they believe in soul mates?
No. Simply because he doesn’t believe in fate. To him, soulmates is a concept that ties strongly with destiny - the fact that somebody was already chosen for him out of his own will, that they were ‘meant to be’. It’s not a fact that he will accept so easily.
To him, his life is strongly determined by his actions. Whether the consequences are good or bad, he chooses his own path for himself. And this applies to romance too.
For a realist to him, the concept of soulmates is too idealistic. Growing up in the Rukongai, it’s definitely impacted his perspective of 'love’ to say the least. It’s skewed his outlook on romance, and what he can expect from a relationship. Empty lies, broken promises, cheating, abuse... he’s seen it all.
That doesn’t mean that he doesn’t believe in love. He does. Yet he doesn’t believe it will come easy. He believes that there is someone out there who will be a good fit for him. Someone who he likes and they like him back in return. It’s just not someone that he’s ‘destined’ to be with.
Speak of Renji being the heart of the group, it wasn't until recently till I realized that he's pretty much Bleach's Kevin Bacon. Pretty much no one is separated from him by further than four degrees, including the characters he's never met....& that's saying nothing of all his close, personal relationships with half of the Soul Society. 👀🤔
This is undeniably true. As I was trying to make a joke about it, though, I realized that everyone in Bleach is only about four degrees away from everyone else, everyone is really interconnected. However, I think Renji is actually the in-universe, Soul Society’s Kevin Bacon, where Yumichika will be like “UGH I have to go out to West 27th for a whole week” and Renji will be like, “Oh, you should try this ramen place, my dude Hiro lives out there and he says the shio is aces.” Of course he knows everyone in Squad 6, including their strengths and weaknesses and old knee injuries and career goals, because this is how he thinks a good lieutenant should be. He likes to wander around different parts of the Seireitei and he’s chatty and friendly and has a good memory for names and faces and he always knows the best place to get your spirit phone screen replaced and shopkeepers always give him deals or make him dingdang hairpins because he tends to bring in a lot of shinigami business. I think he knows the names and a couple of personal facts about all the servants at Kuchiki Manor (this kind of creeps Byakuya out, he feels this is Rude). Renji even knows people in Karakura because he went to Chad’s gym a few times, and also some of his band’s gigs, plus Urahara used to make him man the shop all the time, and somehow, customers would miraculously appear when Renji was on the register.
All of this is definitely going to come in handy when he eventually runs for office and everyone’s like “oh yeah, I know that guy.”
hiii could i please get a match up from Noragami, Tokyo Ghoul, or Bleach? im a 5’5 bisexual girl & im pretty quiet unless im in an unusually good mood. pretty pessimistic, & on better days an optimistic nihilist. im kind to everyone who’s kind to me & shows respect but im willing to throw hands with anyone who disrespects the ppl i love. i love rainy days & usually keep to myself but i lowkey miss having friends & going out, messing around n having fun. my fav colors are red and black, thank u<3
☰ Matched with Renji Abarai
Renji will take an interest in you fromthe first time the two of you meet, though he really won’t show it much andespecially won’t seem very interested in you romantically right away.
It’s notuntil the two of you have spent a fair amount of time together that he’ll beginto develop feelings for you, but may hesitate to actually ask you out forawhile it could be a few weeks before he actually goes to ask you out.
When hedoes ask you out he will seem pretty nervous and not quite himself because he willbe worried about you turning him down, he makes sure to ask you when the two ofyou are alone and will likely even ask you to go for a walk or something simplejust to ask you out.
From the moment the two of you start dating he is veryopen and honest with you and won’t hide anything from you, and while he willwant you to be open with him as well, he won’t expect it immediately and but hewill want you to feel comfortable and safe with him in time.
You are prettyquiet and in a good mood for the most part and will be very kind to those whoare kind to you, Renji is very protective over you and can even be a bitsuspicious or picky of your friends or family if he feels like they are toxicto you or like anyone is taking advantage of you.
However, you are perfectlycapable of defending yourself and standing up for yourself and the people youlove if you feel like someone has disrespectful to them. Renji is happy tospend time with you however you would like and doesn’t mind staying home orgoing out, he will like a bit of variety rather than doing the same thing dayafter day.
So, if you want to stay home and watch movies or such for a few dayshe’s comfortable with that but every now and then he’ll like to go out withyou, to the beach and amusement park, out to eat or sightseeing. He willespecially like taking you to things like festivals and fairs because it’ssomething different that he will enjoy doing with you, but whatever makes youhappy he’s happy to do.
He can be a bit argumentative at times and can arguewith you but generally doesn’t take arguments too seriously unless the argumentactually is over something serious or important to him, but even than he’llwant to make up with you after a few hours or a day at most because he will notlike staying mad at you or knowing you’re mad at him.
He will tease you prettyfrequently and can be sarcastic often with you and others as well, though henever teases or pushes things too far because he won’t want to upset you. Overall he is very loving and considerate towards you and though he’s not romantiche can be very thoughtful and will like suggesting ideas for dates or thingsthe two of you could do or places to go.
Once he falls in love with you whichdoesn’t take long he takes the relationship very seriously, and he will enjoytalking with you about the future with you and wanting to know what you wantand what your dreams are, because he will do whatever it takes to make youhappy and give you the future you dream of.
☰ Headcanons between you two
■He is very encouraging and pushes you to achieve your dreams and goals, nomatter how big or small could be exercising, studying, passing a class, gettinga certain job, graduating etc. Anything he will encourage you all the way andcheer you on, he’ll also help you in any way that he can and will like to feeluseful to you.
■Can be rather easily embarrassed by PDA especially at the start of therelationship, and even rather shy to affection when the two of you are alone aswell. But it doesn’t take too long for him to become comfortable with it andthen he will be far more cuddly and affectionate, hugging you often and leaningagainst you when sitting next to you at times.
■He enjoys spending as much time with you as he can but will also give you spaceand time to yourself and he’s never very clingy. He does enjoy simple andrelaxing things with you, going for walks, eating lunches with you, watchingthe clouds or just lazing about talking with you he will be rather content. Buthe’ll do just about anything with you so if you want to go out or do somethingmore energetic, he’s all for it.
■Very protective and quick to jump to defend you even a little too quick and maynot even give you a chance to defend yourself if someone criticizes or teasesyou. Even at times when a friend or family member may just be lightly teasing you,he can take it more serious than it really is. But he simply won’t likelistening to anyone belittle you.
☰ Other possible matches
◐ Kazuma is very loving and caring and canbe a bit overly motherly and protective of you, especially when somethingserious or dangerous is going on. He doesn’t particularly care for PDA oraffectionate acts unless the two of you are alone, which when the two of youare alone, he can be very loving and affectionate. He can be fairly serious andstern at times and he takes the relationship very seriously and is nothing butloyal to you, and very considerate and quite thoughtful because he likes beinghelpful and useful to you.
◐ Renji is loving and caring though itcan take him some time to warm up to you and really feel comfortable beingaround you, he doesn’t really like PDA and would really prefer to be affectionatewith you when the two of you are alone. Which when he does feel comfortablewith you, he can instigate cuddles pretty often and will hug you often. He is agood listener and he’s very observant and won’t hesitate to ask you questionsif he feels like something is on your mind or something is bothering you, he won’tlet you just keep things to yourself and stay upset or sad.
Renji takes after care very seriously. He is aware he’s a big dude, and is pretty rough during sex; not intentionally, just enthusiastic. He’ll feel bad if he leaves fingerprint or slap marks on his partners ass, and apologize. Offer to rub their back if they want but mostly just lets them lay on top of him to get a good night sleep.
B = BODY PART (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Both answers: chest
He’s very proud of his chest and the amount of work it’s taken to add his tattoos on it. It’s why he’s always showing it off.
He also loves a partner with a big chest. He’s got big hands, so it takes a lot to fill them.
C = CUM (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
His favorite place to cum on his partner is their ass & back
D = DIRTY SECRET (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Yeah, the aforementioned ‘fingerprint marks’? He actually loves them. It turns him on to see the little divots his fingers made when he held their thighs tight while they were riding him. Or on their wrists when he pinned them down and fucked them hard. What can he say? He’s a stray dog after all. And dogs like to mark.
Relationship HCs
(under a read more because of course you would send me so many, Starry lmao)
🤗Are they physically affectionate?
Yes! Naturally, Renji is a very handsy person, even to those who he isn’t in an intimate relationship with. Ruffles to the hair, a pat on the back for a job well done, a quick hug in greeting.
He’s someone who likes physical touches - it’s reassuring to feel someone’s warmth against his own. A reminder that they’re there and won’t disappear on him. Towards his partners, he will always reach out his hands, even sometimes unconsciously.
Just cup his cheek with your palm and he will absolutely melt. He will gladly nuzzle his face into your palm, turning his head to press soft kisses against the skin.
🏷️Do they give their partners cute nicknames?
Generally, no. He will most likely call them by their given name, to show the intimacy between the two. Babe/baby/love is rarely used, but if his partner is very distressed and he’s comforting them, he will use those endearing thems.
However, sometimes when he’s feeling playful or if he wants to tease his partner he will assign them a nickname. For example - using his own name, it will become something like Ren-chan, Ren-tan, Ren-chi. The formula is usually shortening the given name and then adding a cutesy suffix to it. This way it’s really embarrassing for his partner, and he gets a kick out seeing their reaction. Just for shits and giggles, really.
💋Are they more sensual or sexual?
Hmm... this might depend heavily on his partner and the situation. If his partner is someone who craves sensual touches more than intimate sexual ones, then he will do just that. And in turn, if his partner is someone who craves more intimate touches, and wants something more sexual in nature, then that is what he will do.
There are a couple of situations in which he will refuse sex. That is if his partner isn’t in the right mindset. Whether it be that they’re drunk and intoxicated, on some sort of drugs, or highly emotional. Those are situations in which Renji will give a hard no for sexual contact. Comforting and intimate, yes. But definitely not sexual.
🛏What is their favorite bedroom activity to do with their partner?
Highly dependent on what their partner likes! Renji is someone who is pretty flexible in the bedroom. Dominant or submissive, he can take either role and is quite open to things he hasn’t tried out yet.
This has to do with the fact that by the time that he and his partner are ready to be intimate, he wholeheartedly trusts his partner. Knowing that the other wouldn’t hurt him and also would respect his decisions to turn down something if he isn’t comfortable with it.
With that being said. More than anything, he loves cuddling in bed. No sexual activity. Just being close, tangled within each other’s arms. Feeling each other’s warmth through skin to skin contact.
💚Are they prone to jealousy?
If Renji said that he doesn’t get jealous, then that would be a lie. However, he isn’t the type to get jealous easily. He realizes that his partner needs their own space, and needs to spend time with their friends (if they have separate friend groups).
He trusts his partner not to cheat, even if someone does show interest in them. But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t get jealous. It’s only natural to feel so, he tells himself and tries not to feel bad about it.
Because he is so trusting of his partner, he will expect his partner to do the same for him. Give him space when he needs it, as spending time together 24/7 can be quite suffocating for Renji who is a free spirit.
👫Do they display affection in public? What about in private?
Renji isn’t opposed to showing affection in public, but he’d rather save it for when he’s in the confines of his own home or somewhere more private. The extent that he will go is holding his partner’s hand, a hug, or a soft peck on the lips/cheek. Nothing more than that.
More than the fact that he’s abashed or not willing to show affection in public, it’s the fact that he realizes these sort of actions might make others around him feel uncomfortable. (Let’s admit it, we’ve all been there. Where we’ve seen a couple making out fervently in public. While not offensive, it’s uncomfortable).
So to save his fellow shinigami second hand embarrassment, he will keep the PDA on the down low.
🐶Are they a cuddler?
Yes! Renji is definitely a cuddler. In general, he’s someone who really craves physical touch, and not necessarily from those he’s in a romantic relationship with. There’s something very comforting about embracing his partner in his arms, and feeling their heat against his own skin.
Given any opportunity to do so, Renji will gladly press himself up against his partner, or initiate touch. For example if they’re sitting on the couch together, Renji probably will swing his feet up into the other’s lap, or tuck it underneath their thighs if he’s cold.
💭 Do they tend to sleep better when in bed with their partner?
While Renji has no problem sleeping by himself, he much prefers sleeping with someone else. The feeling of another’s body heat nearby is familiar. In the Rukongai, when winters came, all of their friends huddled together to sleep, in an attempt to block out the cold. Their flimsy thin yukata did nothing to keep them warm, and they never really had enough wood to start a fire. It didn’t do much, but it was better than nothing.
He is a restless sleeper though, often tossing and turning in his sleep. He has probably smacked his partner by accident as he changing positions. So this really comes down to whether or not his partner is willing to share the bed with him.
His tattoos go a lot longer than most people might think. They don't end on his sides, and in fact go down along his outer thighs, among other places. Either way, they end before the tops of his feet.
What most people fail to realize about him was that his tattoos weren't just there for aesthetic purposes. They grew more and more as he gained strength. His initial bankai is why they started to go down along his outer thighs.
When Byakuya expressed his admiration for his work ethic and strength they'd grown a bit more as well. No longer was he trying to beat his Taicho. Instead, he simply planned on working with the other man out of mutual respect.
His friends from the academy remained much the same, with the introduction of others over time, such as Rangiku. While they didn't all hang out that much once they were on their squads or making things of themselves, they had a day every week they met up.
Drinking is easily one of his favorite pastimes. Not because it made him numb or anything like that, he never drank to that point but because his friends and their friends, and people from their squads all met up and jhad fun together.
He can cook a few dishes. Nothing overly fancy but he's learning. He wants to eat out less and bring more food to the barracks for himself instead. So he can eat and get through more of the paperwork he has to finish for Byakuya.
He considers Ichigo one of his best friends. Even though things that happened when he was in his gigai left various rumors surrounding the nature of his and Ichigo's relationship, the younger Soul Reaper made sure to clear things up with the rumormongers.
He's always down for a good spar or fight. It's the Eleventh Division in him. He'd been on that squad before being upgraded to Fukutaicho of the Sixth Division after all.
His recklessness stems from his love of fighting. At least, he learns his lessons pretty fast and doesn't allow himself to be beaten by the same person twice most of the time. Ichigo's an exception since literally nobody can beat him.
