prompt list
“Shut up!” “Make me!”
“Can I sleep here tonight? With you?”
“Is that my hoodie?”
“I had a dream we were dating.”
“Okay, but first kiss me!”
“Y’know that shampoo that says no more tears?” “Yeah?” “There’s tears.”
“I love you.” “... go back to sleep.”
“Are you stuck?” “Yes. Help, please.”
“What are you doing?!” “...nothing.”
“Who are you?”
“Pass me the salt.” “Excuse me?” “Pass me the salt please?”
“You’re a pain in the ass, you know?” “Yeah, but I’m your pain in the ass.”
“Is that my towel?” “...” “Never mind, I’ll get it later.”
“Are you trying to seduce me?”
“What’s the worst that could happen.” “We could die?”
“My ex is over there. Can you kiss me?”
“What’s that flashing light?”
“I know it’s like 2 in the morning, but come outside.”
“Hey, babe?” “Yeah?” “How much do you love me.”
“What did you do this time?”
“Gimme a kiss!” “Only if you can catch me!”
“Hey, can you carry this for me?”
“Sorry I can’t make it tonight.” “Why not?” “I got stabbed and I’m on my way to the hospital.”
“What the frick frack diddily dack is that.”
“So in your relationship, which one of you is the dummy and which one is the thick?”
“Do you have more pillows?”
“I just remembered something.” “What?” “I never actually asked you out on a date.”
“How can you see out of your glasses with them this dirty?!”
“What’s your opinion on no-pulp orange juice?”
“Why are you crying?” “*drunk*‘Cause I foun’ out you’re engaged!” “Yeah! To you!”
