#brain vomit

[dirtydrill]

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

[thebubblesareevil]

Amity Park Field Trip:

The consequences of spilled coffee.

Mr Lancer would be considered a hardened war veteran if any member of the government not wearing white stepped foot in Amity Park.

He’d fought off zombies, ghost cops, and sentient meat on more than a few occasions to protect his students.

He’d warned each and every one of his students against misbehaving durin their field trip to Gotham and they all respected him more than enough to listen to his orders.

With Mr Lancers guidance they had made it an entire week in Gotham without any incident despite Poison Ivy taking control of the green house they visited, Scarecrow gassing the art museum mid way through their tour, and even Bane fighting Batman right outside the opera house right as they left for the evening. (Thankfully he had the foresight to put Fentons child leash on to stop him from ‘joining the fun’)

And now, here they were on their last day of their trip on their way across the Gotham University Campus to attend the lecture that brought them to Gotham in the first place.

They’d stopped by a lovely little cafe on campus and Mr Lancer was taking a long drawn out sniff of his coffee, just basking in the aroma for a moment when a high pitched laugh broke the peace and suddenly students were frantically running away from an explosion.

Normal this would be when he organizes his student and they all evacuate back to the hotel. All but one of his students had already put on their gas masks and were ready to mobilize at his command.

All but one that stared off towards the explosions with a demented grin on his face that was officially recognized as an omen of doom in no less than 10 occult journals.

Normally he would scold the teen.

Normally he’d had his coffee.

Instead Mr Lancer looked mournfully down at his spilled nectar and sighed.

Walking through his class he stopped right next to the smiling teen and reached behind him.

Every single one of his students immediately stepped back when the click of the glowing child leash signaled the boys freedom.

He didn’t even glance towards his teacher.

He had a clown to hunt.

A different laugh was heard throughout the campus that day, one that would haunt the dreams of any that had been unfortunate enough to be there the day the Joker made Mr Lancer spill his coffee.

[cinemascientist]

Hokum feels like it was made for me. Great atmosphere. Interesting characters - even unlikeable! Adam Scott is great as a complete fucking prick. Not a douchebag with a heart of gold. He is a mean asshole. A well-written and acted asshole. Characters don't need to be perfect to be interesting.

The hotel itself reminded me of a few I've stayed in in Ireland funny enough so maybe that's why I fully bought into the creepiness of the hotel. I went in praying whatever was going on would not be revealed to be some Satanic cult, especially since I was hoping it would lean on Irish folklore which is scary as shit sometimes. Not a cult!!! (Can we cool it with the "it was a cult/ritual" trope for a bit?)

Good jump scares, good creepy scares too. The kind that don't draw attention. One of the best involved both. And one especially disturbing bunny. "You're scared? You should be. You fucking should be" that and a few other visuals actually gave me chills. Good chunks of the movie every muscle in my body was *clenched*.

I can't wait to see what other people (especially those who don't have an interest in Irish mythology and folklore) think of it. I know I am predisposed, I wonder if someone who wasn't would be as into it.

[neverreturnsaturn]

No Gift to Give

(Since I can't join my family for our Christmas party because I'm bedridden. So I decided to be a little mischievous to my dear Danny Fenton)

Danny Fenton-Wayne is the new kid in the manor due to obvious reasons *cough* adoption bait with trauma a and all *cough*. Everyone likes (dare I say loves him even?) the kid with differences reasons being:

Alfred knows that Danny likes to follow him around like a silly game of following the leader. With the added quirk of Danny being invisible and undetected, while Alfred does the household chores. How does Alfred knows? Please he was in the military. Danny feels calm watching Alfred work when he has nothing to do, oddly enough. Which Alfred is more willing to offer his silence of not noticing him. (Alfred finds it innocent and absolute endearing quirk of Danny of all things.)

Bruce was the most emotional stunned adult there is. So he miscalculate when Danny seems to understand him instantly with his hm and grunts and all in less that two weeks of him staying in the manor. It seems that Danny is by far the active listener and quick to follow the rules (Partly false, Danny hides it better, surprisingly). (Did Bruce called all of his contacts that knows a sliver chance of the infinitely realms and how to take care of a half - ghost and a revenant so he will not mess up one more time at being a father? Who knowssss)

Barbara has alot of black mail, and I mean alot. But it doesn't mean there is no room for more. Danny is basically her little evil elf on Christmas day (Danny fakes a gag on the comparison? Once he heard of her delivery of speech) delivering presents for her to wrap and gift them when they have been naughty. (There is no black mail of Duke? Hmm, possibly there is nothing important to black mail him with)

Dick being the most obvious. They both love puns, it absolutely puts Dick in the most happiness mode ever when someone in his family finally competes with him in a pun off. Also Danny being the most comfortable to ask Dick for hugs and cuddles. Which Dick happily provides with all the hugs and love in the world. (An added bonus of not forcing his other brothers for a hug if Dick was feeling a bit touch starve.)

Cass was just there. Cass didn't need to spoke or sign a single word and Danny will understand instantly. Cass is internally greatful of that quirk of his. Most of the time Danny knows went to be quiet or not and went to give her space or gives out hugs when around her. They only become closer when Cass realises Danny likes to ice skates. So any chance they get they planned an outing to ice skate, together with silence or with small chats here and there (They didn't planned at all during December. Something is definitely wrong, but there is not enough clue as to what. Did she do something wrong? Didn't talk enough maybe? Or something else entirely?)

Jason, a relevant of the undead and Danny, a halfa of the realms. What is their dynamic, perhaps? Its utterly confusing I tell you what. With Jason on ghost meds and is still healing and slowly removing the pit rage, their dynamics are bonkers. One moment they act like they were buddies of the same origin and the next suddenly they were enemies of a war that doesn't know the concept of world peace. But one thing that doesn't changes is that Danny likes to hangout with Jason, no matter what. (Jason finds that fact endearing alarming)

Steph and Danny is a down right lethal duo when it comes with pranks. Now the only reasons that they were ever together in the same room or on patrol is that Danny has the happy look on his face when he uses his brain on something a teenager would do. The only saving grace they have is that they were banned to use glitter at all courtesy of Alfred. Thank the ancients for him honestly. (Someone finally took her seriously for once, even if it was just to plan to put a measly whoopee cushion inside the bat-computer chair)

Tim likes to work together with Danny, since they work so very efficiently, even in silence. Danny is a more hard ware type of guy while Tim prefers being working with soft ware, so it was a match made in a cave full of bats. They both constantly brain storm ideas of technology that they could build and monitor. Surprisingly, Danny chooses him to be the second choice of asking for hugs and cuddles. (Tim finds clarity in his situation of acting brotherly to one of his brothers)

Duke and Danny was the earnest people in the manor is what the other claimed them to be. Why yes Danny constantly misplaced Tim's items as a joke about him being sleep deprived again and hands over black mail of Jason as Red Hood of falling down the stairs to Oracle but the end of the day Danny will admit of doing it, most of the time. Duke will cover him and Danny will do the same. "No, Danny only eats about two of Alfred's cookies" Duke spoke calmly as he knows that he sneakily gives his own cookie to Danny, earlier. It was the payment of Danny patching him up after getting stabbed. (It was a nice feeling for Duke to finally connect to someone and to be acknowledged even in their mischievous ways)

Damian was the most reluctant to open up to Danny. But in the end he was the most close with. Being a ghost who greats by fighting feels right at home, when the first thing he walks in the manor was asked to spar from Damian. Which Danny oblige once he notices Damian smells a bit deadly. Then cause a sibling dynamic of "I hate you" (seriously) and "You don't have too" (fix me upper). It turns into a complete 180 when Danny introduces him to his buddy, Cujo. Which is now our buddy, Cujo.

So pray tell them, that at the day of the most cheerful holiday known to the whole wide earth. They can't seem to find their cuddly and ghostly family member anywhere in the manor?

[zhelin-thames]

Alternate POV: Constantine’s Nightmare

There can only be one brother extras 5 - 25 + bonus parts

John knew trouble when he saw it. And the Bat’s new “brother” was trouble wrapped in a college hoodie.

Constantine: “Listen, Bats. Your boy’s got Death on speed dial.” Batman: “Explain.” Constantine: “He is the afterlife, mate. And he’s laughing at your demon brat’s stab attempts.” Batman: [silent] Constantine: “...You’re keeping him, aren’t you?” Batman: [smirks under cowl] “He’s good with Damian.”

[shanicetjn]

A.B. Daejang

Thought Mr. Abs "Abby" Saja being a general in his past life would be pretty cool-

Doodled - 18 July 2025

[yujisdreamgirl]

how could people just fall out of love?

that’s a question satoru asks himself everyday.

truthfully, how do they?

he looks down at your peaceful sleeping form, snoring softly - not having a clue what’s going on in the world. your arms and legs are around him, clinging onto his body for dear life as if he’d slip away. he takes your face in his palm, stroking your cheek with his thumb.

he’s enamoured - he’s never seen a sight so beautiful. your lips slightly part, and he thinks about how much he loves those features of yours.

everyday, he thanks God for blessing him with you - and he doesn’t even believe in stuff like that.

often, you would catch him staring at you lovingly. whenever you’d ramble about something that happened, he would just nod while the pupils in his eyes dilate and his ears would turn red. you always wonder what’s going on in that head of his, and the answer will always be you.

you who consumes his wakened days, you who has a special section in his heart that takes up about 99% of it.

in his mind, he thinks, he could never fall out of love with you. instead, his love for you increases everyday that it reaches to a point where it is incomprehensible that even he, the strongest sorcerer, cannot fully understand or control.

[balkanbitch]

Things that would be in my modern college Fairy Tail AU

- Natsu is there on a breakdancing scholarship and no has let him go a day forgetting that

- Ezra has a double major. Studying anthropology, specifically evolution of tools, along with diplomatic relations

- Lucy was forced to study business and marketing by her father, but she ended up switching to English

- Lucy, Gray, Ezra and Natsu all live together in an on campus apartment and it is the designated hang out spot (it is literally the audio that is like “man not my house” but everyday)

- Gray and Loke tried to join a frat, it went as well as you would think it did

- Wendy (obviously) doesn’t go to the school but she has ice skating lessons on campus so she is often around and stays with team Natsu after them

- Wendy, Natsu and Gajeel all grew up together as basically cousins. But they didn’t see each other for a few years, only occasionally talking on Skype calls. It was a big shock for both Natsu and Gajeel to see each other on campus

- Natsu, Gray and Erza were childhood friends and had always planned on going to the same college or going to colleges close to each other

- Erza is the captain of the fencing team and became it within her first semester

- Lucy had been mostly homeschooled before going to college and interacted with other rich kids (she thought most of them were snobs)

- Gajeel is two years ahead of the main gang but has a five year degree plan. It’s because he double majors in forensics and music

- Cana often provides substances for parties (before they could legally buy) as her father is a ‘cool dad’ and doesn’t not care

- Lucy and Natsu always are watching some strange bullshit when Gajeel comes by (he has a spare key) in the living room (usually a weird documentary or an absolutely absurd romance series)

“What you guys watching?”

“The history of homosexual animals in zoos.”

“Why do I come by anymore?”

- Lisanna, Elfman and Mira all attend and live off campus as they are all locals. It’s cheaper that way

- basically everyone from tenrou (minus the old heads) are in a group chat together that than has about ten billion other group chats that came from it

“Can you send this in the other group chat?”

“Which one?”

“The one we made just for everyone who wanted to get gyros last week but now were trying to plan a trip bungee jumping in.”

“Oh! That one!”

- Laxus is the only grad student and he feels actually crazy that 90% of his friends are undergrad

“Why don’t you just walk in and buy a pack of beers?”

“I’m 19.”

“Oh.”

- Gray is there on a hockey scholarship and that is how he met Juvia as her ex boyfriend was on the team

- Gajeel works in a mechanic shop right off campus that anyone and everyone has come to bother him at some point

- Freed skipped a grade so now he is technically a year ahead

That’s all may do a post talking about each character more at some point