#rice post

[freshlypickedmint]

sobs. the essay has Been Out for over a year

Rice essay

Giraffes Golashes Tumblr Dot Com Shitposting 101 29 August 2024 Examining the Parallels Between Consumption of Rice and Homosexuality Rice,

[persianflaw]

I added Cajun shrimp to your rice recipe and it was really good. Are you disappointed in me?

oh, that's fantastic! if i'd had any idea six years ago that a joke post i made and then followed up with a real recipe was going to get shared so widely, i would have clarified that it is not generally eaten as the entirety of a meal. that is something i do, but it is because i am clinically weird about food. when my (normal) family makes it, it's always the accompaniment to a heartier main dish, usually kebabs with chicken/lamb and roasted veggies. half of the appeal of this recipe is its versatility as a side, and jokes about ancestors and ethnic authenticity aside, i don't think it's ever a problem to make a recipe how you want. my great-grandparents would have absolutely torn that shit up. my living family also love shrimp so i'll have to suggest this to them. :-) thank you for sharing!

[potatoes-and-rice]

Here is my dtiys challenge!! I decided to post this here, too!

This is my most favorite oc ever, MILLIE!!!

**Rules!!!!**

♡Draw this in your style!!

>You can change the pose if you'd like!!!

>Please don't be weird with the swimsuit part 🙏

♡Post and tag - #Rice_SweetSummer

♡Absolutely NO AI!!! You'll be immediately disqualified and blocked 😋🫶

**Prize!!!**

*To be able to get a prize, you must post your entry on instagram!*

1st - full body fully shaded or simple ref sheet!

Honorable mentions - 1 headshot flat color!

If we get lots of entries, I'll add a second place!!!

**Deadline!!!!**

August 1st 2025

**Feel free to ask any questions!!!**

Link to post below

https://www.instagram.com/p/DI4doAhPVVm/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

[panicinthestudio]

Hong Kong Police Livestream Protests on Facebook, November 11, 2020

The battle over the future of Hong Kong is playing out on a fresh front as police intensify their crackdown on the press. New regulations allow the police to say who is—and who isn't—a journalist.

It’s a move that hits small, independent media hardest. Outlets like the all-volunteer Rice Post routinely record and live stream the city’s protests—capturing some of Hong Kong’s most pivotal moments in the process. Now, the police are effectively saying they don’t exist, opening their reporters up to fines and detention for appearing at protests. 

VICE

[potatoes-and-rice]

Made an Amy Rose cookie!!!

[potatoes-and-rice]

Hey guys!!

I'm on Thanksgiving break from college, so I was thinking I'd take a few drawing requests, in my asks box. (OPEN TO ANY ONE!!!) :)

I'll do!

Sonic (ships included)

Over the garden wall

Trolls

Miraculous ladybug

I don't know how many I'll get, but I'll do as many as I can!!

Example of art!!

[persianflaw]

but for real, here is your guide to assyrian rice preparation from your friendly neighborhood assyrian: (edit: here is the link to the version of the post with the actual recipe, as i gather this original has been shared around a bit recently.)

start wanting rice. (or, if you are traditional, simply recognize your constant desire for rice.)

measure out two cups of rice. then one more. then two more. then another. this seems fine. you love rice. there is no way that this will backfire on you.

remember that your great-great-uncle’s recipe says it should be soaked overnight.

become consumed with despair.

decide to soak it for half an hour instead, acknowledging that the final product will be inferior and anger your ancestors but will still satisfy your now almost-overwhelming need for rice to be inside your body much faster.

remember that you should have set the water to boil when you soaked the rice. goddammit. 

once the water boils, put the rice in until it is half-cooked. the eyeballing or intuitive method is less effective than a timer but that’s how your aunt does it so you feel compelled to meet her standards.

now that the rice has fluffed up, realize how much rice six dry cups really is. holy shit. you’ve fucked up immeasurably. 

take a minute to dwell upon your failings.

grease a baking dish with butter. this will never be as elegant as you want it to and your fingers will get greasy, but the slightly shameful, self-indulgent joy of licking your fingers afterwards will make up for it.

pour the rice into the dish. wonder immediately if you actually buttered the dish beforehand and if you’ve just fucked up. 

melt approximately one thousand pounds of butter in the microwave and pour it over the rice, pondering your imminent death from rapid-onset arterial clogging. put a small pat of butter on the top to properly gild the lily.

put your pan into the oven, which you have absolutely preheated after your previous lack of foresight. shake the rice once or twice while it bakes to make sure the butter is well distributed. resist the impulse to climb into the oven with the rice. for the last ten minutes, sit next to the oven and count the seconds until it’s done.

remove the dish from the oven. shed a tear or two at the perfection laid before you. if you are dining with others, this is the time to serve the rice while making passive-aggressive statements about how oh no, you don’t need any help, you just made dinner all by yourself, you can serve everyone as well. (this is still fun if done alone, but optional.)

CONSUME THE RICE.

realize that you have eaten half of the dish in one sitting. no matter how much rice you made, this will always happen. 

put the leftovers away, if there are any, and enjoy a cup of chai while marveling at the amount of food you have just eaten. if possible, fall asleep in an armchair, sitting up, head tilted slightly back, like a grandpa.

for the rest of the evening, think fondly of how much rice you have in the fridge now and how many meals it will supplement, refusing to acknowledge that you will almost certainly eat the rest of it in a few hours for a midnight meal.

[potatoes-and-rice]

haiii!!! I would love some TADC requests!!!!! :3 I'll do pretty much any ship or character!!!