#riddler being eccentric

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@crowsinthecornfield

The car rolls to a smooth stop beneath the hotel’s awning, headlights cutting across polished stone and trimmed doors. Edward shifts the gear into park with a satisfied little click, glancing over at the passenger seat with that unmistakable spark in his eye.

“Jon, darling,”

he purrs, already unbuckling,

“we’re here.”

He steps out into the cool air, adjusts his coat, and circles around the hood with purposeful strides. The door on Jonathan’s side swings open with a neat, practiced flourish— a gesture halfway between showmanship and something uncharacteristically considerate.

“Come along,”

he murmurs, offering a hand as though it were the most natural thing in the world.

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I feel like you would be the type of man to wear one of those really tacky rainbow three piece suits to a pride event.

Anyway, happy pride. Good luck with your... Situation.

ME? In one of those polyester nightmares? HELL no.

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Erghhh I wanna pitch your cheeks errrgh

Cutie boy, soft cheeks

Is this what you people are sending in now? Really?

My inbox has been reduced to demeaning babble. I'm a GROWN MAN, not an infant, and certainly not a ‘cutie boy,’ whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. I would say this is sad, if not for it being completely and utterly pathetic. Get a life.

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where oh where did you get a custom chair?

Isn't she magnificent? It was custom, built by a rather exclusive artisan who owes me a few favors- long story involving a very convincing forgery of a Van Gogh. The specifics aren't important.

Of course, I may have also mildly influenced his acceptance with a forged signature from LexCorp. Details, details.

What is important is that it's comfortable and, most importantly, visually striking.