Hello everyone been a bit but I have inspiration since reading the zero year comic and have come to write more headcannons!!!!
ZERO YEAR! RIDDLER X SEDUCTIVE READER!!
You were on hard times,it was 12 days since zero year happened and you along with everyone else in Gotham were desperate. The difference was you didn't expect some hero to come and outsmart the Riddler,you knew he was too smart for that and probably wouldn't let the city go even if someone did stump him. You didn't know what to do,but somehow (*cough* plot convenience *cough*) you found the Riddler's hideout! Of course,you didn't know that,but you needed shelter and this odd tunnel seemed to work. As predicted, Riddler already knew you were in his hideout from his security but was interested in what you would do so he watched you, allowing you to wander. You managed to find him and were terrified,coming face to face with the Riddler! The man who conquered and tore the city to his liking! But in your fear,you found opportunity,and in your desperation,he found sexual appeal. Edward liked to think he was above such primal urges of the lesser simple minded,but he was still a man,and a man with needs. He offered you a deal,an all too sweet deal. Be his prostitute,his personal slave,and he would reward you handsomely. Promising you shelter and clean clothes,offering you luxuries you'd once held,hot water,fancy accessories,and only the best foods. This wasn't why you took the deal though, you knew that if Edward was too preoccupied getting sucked out of his mind,he'd be too excited and distracted to kill or hurt anyone. You could save lives,and all it took was just some sugar every once in a while. So you agreed.
WHAT BEING EDWARD'S WHORE MEANS
Edward was like a child on Christmas when you first agreed,the man is *ungodly* levels of horny.
His balls are heavy and he's practically panting and drooling at the idea of you helping him empty himself.
He looks at you like a lion does a gazelle,that's also a turn on for him,you comparing him to things of power.
Sometimes,he won't even touch you,just ask you to compliment him while he jerks off for an hour.
He'll be broadcasting and asking for riddles to the citizens of Gotham as usual,all the whole you're under his desk,between his legs,sucking him hard and miserable.
He loves seeing your miserable little face try and fit him. Edward's been denied and lonely for a long time and he's not going to miss a chance to fill your mouth with every piece of him.
Edward usually prefers oral from you and does not like you on top during sex. The only reason you might be,is during after care,giving him a massage or burying your face in his chest.
Another thing is,Edward is sort of bad at aftercare, expecting you to get up and take care of him first,like a servant.
In truth,he does this because he's a sadist. He enjoys your wobbly aching body trying to cater to his needs.
Along with massages, Edward loves setting you on his thigh as you stroke his hair or side burns as he speaks on his broadcast.
You only took the job to help the citizens,so don't be surprised if he spares a life or doesn't feel like destroying the city in favour of your lovely body on him. Just also expect not to go anywhere for the next 17 hours.
Despite how much Edward loves to talk about how you're just here for sex and not to get attached emotionally,in truth he's the one emotionally attached. He won't say it and treat you like you're the one attached but he's desperate to keep you,which is why he spoils you so much.
He dresses you to his liking in colors similar to his and jewelry that almost resembles cuffs and collars to remind your place as his.
Until Edward trusts you enough,you'll probably go to sleep with him chaining you to the bed so you don't run away,you often fall asleep with him still inside of you,out of worry you'll run and just for pleasure as well.
It isn't until he's sure that you won't run away that he'll let you sleep without restraints,but he'll probably still be inside you.
Edward loves to slow dance with you,music or not. He loves feeling you against him.
He keeps you well groomed and often prefers if you groom him. Giving you a razor and telling you to clean up his side burns if needed,telling you to help him floss his teeth,and even help groom his lower area.
When he cums,he makes you drink or lick it all while he stroked your hair.
In the end,when he's defeated,he finds himself heartbroken and disgusted as you run away to Batman and the GCPD. He was so delusional to him,you were actually in love with him. You actually wanted him,YOU HAD TOO!! He waits in prison,planning his next escape,his vengeance on the Batman,and you're punishment.
Eventually he will get free,and when he does...you'll regret not staying his....
"Riddle me this,darling...who's a filthy,slutty, traitor and deserves to get punished for it?..."
