#riddler mention

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I would like to add a bit of self indulgence and my own personal suffering to scarecrow

and that thing is: the migraine

I want to see him doubled over in bed from the pain, unable to get up or do daily tasks. Let him have noise and light sensitivity. Crane goes out in a bright sunny day and BOOM migraine. Edward info dumps for a minute too long and BOOM migraine (I say this not to argue that Edward is annoying, but to show that even being with someone enjoys can cause a migraine, because that's how they are for me)

Perhaps mix some eyesight issues in there too

But yes. I've dealt with these from childhood and while I do have an increased pain tolerance because of them, they are chronic pain and something I will have forever. It's not fun and I think Jonathan should suffer (affectionate)

[e-ny9m4-d0t-or9]

[[*Edward and Jonathan <3

This image dosen't belong to me— see ALT text for the sorce. /gen /pos /srs*]]

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Miss me with the "Edward would be a good cook" headcanons and just IMAGINE "Jonathan would be a good cook"

Because this man came from the south. What is the south famous for? COMFORT FOOD. Sure, he's no Michelin chef but of my god can he make the best fried chicken and mashed potatoes. Like he's got his own fry recipe and mashes the potatoes by hand

And his apple pie is to DIE FOR. And that's not because it has toxin in it! (it doesn't, at least if he's baking it for someone he likes)

He's also amazing as breakfast foods, best french toast you can imagine with real fruit compote and hand made whipped cream. Eggs cooked perfectly every time. Toast with lots of butter and jam.

Just. Imagine it. Mouthwatering <3

[e-ny9m4-d0t-or9]

[[*they should make Riddler theamed candy canes for chrismas... why's no one thought about this? He's so marketable and yet they keep shafting my boy... /gen /pos /srs /semi-silly /lh /hj*]]

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

Ok but based off that other anon talking about Jonathan being a crow whisperer, I just imagine him thinking he knows most of the crows in the neighborhood and one day he approaches one and goes to pick it up and it turns out this crow doesn't know him and it fucks his shit up

Pthh okay that’s kinda funny. Poor Jonathan.

I could see it happening though, and Edward in the background laughing.

[ask-bookworm]

What do you think of the riddler?

I haven’t met the man himself, but I assume from all of the good things I’ve heard that he is as intelligent as he claims.

[voidurchin-blog]

So I went as Penguin from Gotham, and a Riddler was handing out candy in my area, and I was like “Penguin,” And she fangasmed and gave me like 5 pieces of candy. ^ ^

...I'm 18+ and passed as a smol.