#ridikulus

[tothemaxi]

um

yall

its the

3 YR

anniversary

of covid

shutting down my area

um

polietly,

what

[academia-feminist]

mommy’s boy™

draco: i hate all of you, especially you potter! and granger too!

ugh, hogwarts, what a terrible school. **takes deep breath* i hate

everyone! you're all pathetic.

harry:

hermione:

ron:

dumbledore:

the slytherin house:

bellatrix:

tom riddle's book:

a random broom:

voldemort himself:

draco: except u mum ily

[redhairedgryffindor]

Ridikulus

[horkbajir99]

Wait, what happens to a boggart if the person it’s facing is a nervous laugher?

Because I am

So

Do I automatically kick boggart ass

Or does it not count unless it’s humorous laughter, or...?

[sensocean]

So I was thinking We know that boggarts represent what we fear the most And we also know that Hermione’s boggart is failing her classes, but it’s really the subconcious feeling of rejection and loss she fears, right? (same with Harry and Dementors, his worst fear is not the Dementor itself, it's the feeling of fear it produces) But what if your worst fear is yourself Like all your flaws and weaknesses, The constant feeling of not being enough and of self-hatred What would the boggart turn into? It’s most likely it’ll turn into yourself, just maybe with all your flaws being even more obvious to you But when you want to change it into something ridiculous, you would kinda have to bully yourself So it would make everything even worse and super embarassing How the hell do you deal with a boggart like that, man?

[internettythings]

“Ridikklus”

x

[ariesnightingale]

I showed this to two people already and they were hella confused HAHAHA so here’s a sort-of explanation:

*Boggart turns to a dashing Slytherin head boy*      

Boggart!Dashing Slytherin head boy: *rapidly walks toward her (me) with a bright smile and arms open wide as if to hug her (me)*

She (Me): *social anxiety heightens, thus freezes in place*                                  

Dashing Slytherin head boy: *a foot away from her (me)*

She (Me): “R I D I K U L U S !”

*A large,stuffed bear appears in front of the dashing Slytherin head boy*

Boggart!Dashing Slytherin head boy: *hugs it instead of her (me)* She (Me): “Phew!”

--After DADA class--

Dashing Slytherin head boy: So...why am I your boggart? *smiling kindly (but his eyes says otherwise)*

She (Me): *inhales slowly*

She (Me): Becauseyou’reATTRACTIVE,HAVEAWAYWITHYOURWORDS,AN AUTHORITY,COMPETITIVE,SLYandYOU’REVERYKIND! Dashing Slytherin head boy: What? Sorry, I didn’t catch any of that. Could you repeat that for- She (Me): I don’t like social interaction. I’m introverted.

She (Me): *in my thoughts* ‘...you’re every introvert’s nightmare. If not, at least you’re mine.’  ~~~ See what I did there haha. But this ain’t some sort of flirting or romance post thingy. I’m just sayin’ that as an introvert, I feel that my boggart will take the form of the epitome of social interaction which is in in my opinion a really dashing Slytherin head boy.  P.S. No hate on Slytherins! My two closest friends are Slytherins (accg. to the test) <3  

[whoamikiding15]

Me after ignoring someone for a good 1 minute : wow I'm so good at giving the silent treatment