HorkBajir99

Greetings, Earthlings! Welcome to my brain! Please take off your shoes before you enter.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[apollosunn-moved-deactivated202]

anyone else relate

[midnightclover]

[horkbajir99]

My mom is doing some shopping and just called “do you need any shoelaces” from the other room

and let me tell you I felt like a man desperately fighting off an impending monster transformation long enough for his loved ones to get to safety

[cinnaminstar]

How's it going everyone

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[ghostdaartist]

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

[atalana]

my other favourite thing about the project hail mary book is that rocky spends the first half of his and grace's mission time together totally in awe of the idea that humans can hear light, like he picked this specific type of xenonite for the second tunnel window/his ball bc the part of the initial window that was that type clearly had the better sound resonance for grace's species to be able to hear through, why else would grace have specifically bent down to that part of the window to try and communicate?

and then a little later on he learns that it had nothing to do with sound at all! purely by chance this composition of xenonite lets light pass through it! and humans have this special organ that lets them detect invisible radiation to such a fine and accurate degree they use it to navigate a room and sometimes to communicate with each other, without even needing technological augmentation!* at one point when looking at planet adrian grace is like wow, i know from our readings this planet has a surface, but the atmosphere must be really dense, i can't see anything past the clouds! and rocky is like YOU CAN NORMALLY SEE PLANET SURFACE FROM SPACE QUESTION??

(*mostly. giving movie grace glasses makes this retroactively very funny)

and then there's an initial smaller taumoeba leak before the catastrophic one (not due to the xenonite, due to a lot of stuff around the ship breaking during the adrian mission), which mostly just succeeds in draining the hail mary's non-vital power system and turning all the lights off

which drops grace's ability to navigate his own ship to zero

and rocky's just like oh wow humans suck

[jorongbak]

So if Caine and Kinger finally have a father-son relationship… does that mean Kinger calls him by his first name, all three middle names, and last name when he’s about to unleash the full force of his parental wrath

[dogpuppy]

[terryxsi]

Overheard a 13 yr old explaining how jax was a trans lesbian to his dad at amc today

[horkbajir99]

Just a quick heads-up, I’m probably gonna be posting/reblogging TADC spoilers now that it’s fully out. I’ll be tagging everything with every variant of “tadc spoilers” I can think of, so if you don’t want spoilers from me make sure to filter that tag!

(I am EXTREMELY MENTALLY UNWELL after that finale goddamn)

[casual-darkness]

[keijakku]

heroin

[enigmaticpink]

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

[changelingcoded]

keep getting glimpses into an alternate timeline where plurality is more normalized and you can buy shitty tshirts and mugs about it

[blixandco]

Like this?

[mint-clackelroy-deactivated2026]

Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear @samreich in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)

[samreich-official]

Perform My Impish Tasks for Me