#right?!?!

[thetarttfuldickhead]

- Ted Lasso, on Henry Lasso and Jamie Tartt PROBABLY

[the1001thmagician]

OK but imagine this. Nakamori as an under cover cop, in a random place to navigate a big money laundering that they suspect is happening:

A younger fr criminal who is just happy to have a new friend: and omg our plan is sooo perfect, no-one in the fraud division would even THINK about this–

Nakamori, who has to play along and be like "yay we're so cool and they won't catch us": duh, of course. How would that division do anything good while their inspector is just a crazy dude obsessed with the magi–

*a hand slaps on his mouth, the friendly criminal looking HORRIFIED.*

Nakamori: ???????????

The criminal guy: d-don't ever, ever, EVER do that again. We don't talk about that guy.

Nakamori, being the guy: sorry what

The criminal: are you out of your FUCKING MIND?!!! do you want THE family of thives to come after you?! Are you THAT suicidal?! Do you want a therapist?!!!!!

Nakamori: what

The guy: yeah?!! Honestly, if you're gonna just talk shit about n..n..nak.. yk, the officer, just do it alone man. I ain't gonna go down with you. You deal with those crazy magicians yourself.

[my-ninblogo]

Low expectations aside, at least we are SO BACK

[unstablequeerbitch]

You ever be reading a book and have to double check that it’s not fanfiction? Anyways I’m reading Ex-Machina and …coming out of the closet. McCoy? Spock coming to terms with emotions is a queer allegory confirmed 2004. 

I just… literally had to double check I didn’t open an ao3 or zine

[tendafoot]

im living for scoops billy btw. you guys are geniuses

[maxwellgotchangst]

Every so often you’re laughing at a dimension 20 adventuring party and then you get smacked across the face with the idea of Hugi purposely burning out just so they can get a break.

[perfectday1972]