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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

Julian was such a good tennis player he had a chance at a professional career, but he decided to be a doctor instead. He found out he was an augment at fifteen.

You think maybe his parents had to sit him down and explain that pro athletes have to go through genetic screening before they're allowed to compete?

deadmaidclub

i'm not a violent dog, i don't know why i bite

arrowquillpokemon

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

gluttonousgoddess

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

arrowquillpokemon

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

karnalesbian

go outside and try to suplex a bird

dolleyeresponse

tell me how bug resists fighting

karnalesbian

go outside and try to suplex a bug

Epic does the best for the trope "Head of Guard loves Royal and Royal loves their Head of Guard"

#epic #im still upset Tara died so fast #epic the movie #Queen Tara #Leafmen

unstablequeerbitch

"Trapper went home and they are still coming. Henry got killed and they are still coming.”

allthingswhumpyandangsty

monidoll

dna is often explained as if it was computer code, but its important to remember its literally a bunch of physical strings. just as important as the sequence itself is how these physical strings are packaged and where proteins attach to them, because this determines which parts can even be read

monidoll

purified dna looks like this in bulk

transmechanicus

my beautiful singular gram of DNA

elbiotipo

Here are some other images:

It's not ALL DNA, I don't recall the specifics right now, but yes, it does turn into this stringy thing when you purify it for DNA extraction. I was amazed when I saw it for the first time, it really looks like what you would imagine it to be.

4-0-doublenatural

I like to think getting a section eight became less and less appealing for Klinger the closer Hawkeye came to one. At first he thinks Hawkeye's doing the same thing, trying to scam his way out of the army, and hey! Had some good ideas there! But it becomes clear that Hawkeye actually has periods of intense emotional distress to the point of pain and disfunction. Klinger knows the signs, he's tried to replicate the signs, but he never understood the fear involved until he sees it on Hawkeye's face.

And he sees all this, sees the difference between faking it and what losing your mind looks like and watches as Hawkeye is sedated, or calmed, or talked away from the edge, or sent for R&R and they never even talk about sending him home because his hands still work. His hands never shake. He can still do surgery.

And Klinger's the only one that isn't truly surprised when Hawkeye Pierce is sent back to them after time spent in a mental hospital.

It wasn't about being crazy at all. It was about being functional as a cog in the war machine and Klinger and Hawkeye were always the most functional pieces in the 4077th.

Crazy or sane they were trapped.

#m*a*s*h #mash tv #hawkeye pierce #maxwell q klinger #mash 4077 #mash

the-quasar-hero

Guy gets isekai’d to a fantasy world and introduces AAVE there and it becomes widely accepted. He leaves and another guy gets isekai’d there and he’s wondering why the half-elf he just met said she’s finna get lit at the tavern tonight.

the-quasar-hero

Hobbit: oooooh chile, this ale got me feeling alright

Isekai’d hero 2: you can’t be talking like that white baby man

the-quasar-hero

“I ain’t gonna lie, shit was crazy, he just bit his skinny lil ass like he owed him money”

the-quasar-hero

There are 3000 year old elves running symposiums to teach the young’uns about Daniel from The Portal and his blessed dialect.

this-is-trans-joy

You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.

historicity-was-already-taken

(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)

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bellisima-writes

I am an old bitch - 20/20.

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roseworth

every day comic fans come online and say “i like this character but i don’t like their backstory or their plotlines or their personality or their design or their motivations or their actions. and how dare all of you be talking about the version of this character that actually exists instead of the one i made up in my head”

#there comes a point where you have to say i am a fan of fanon plotlines and backstory #this goes for dc and transformer fans

reddherring777

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?