Richie: Look guys, I need help.
Alec: Love help?
Tico: Financial help?
David: Emotional help?
Jon: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Jon*
Jon: What?
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Richie: Look guys, I need help.
Alec: Love help?
Tico: Financial help?
David: Emotional help?
Jon: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Jon*
Jon: What?
A moment of silence for Alec Lightwood as he is not going to survive training with his boyfriend.
Drunken Heat Spicy Starters @veteris-sanguinis asked: • “If you keep touching my waist like that, I’m going to lose my mind.” from Alec to Luca
"That's not the deterrent you think it is." He teased. This was the point after all. Now that Alec had acknowledged it he didn't just continue but let his hand slide lower, fingers slipping beneath clothes as he did so. "I like driving you a little closer to insanity."
very funny actually that jace sees alec (who is in love with him and everyone knows it) "like a brother" but then is taking his actual full blood biological sister on midnight picnics in an enchanted garden so they can kiss the moment she turns sixteen and then flying her across manhattan at night on his enchanted vampire motorcycle while she clings to him for dear life
My goodness, that reunion with guard Kun made me laugh so hard. I was wondering if we can have him as a one night stand at the end of the chapter, it would be fun to finally see him have the MC 👀
You know anon, I hate to break it to you, but I am so Pro Guard-kun Suffering that if a one-night stand takes place between them, it'll have to be in your headcanon, because the idea of MC just ruthlessly continuing to manipulate, exploit, and boss around this thirsty-ass Vice Guard who finds himself somehow helpless to their charms despite the wildly inappropriate circumstances and corrupt power dynamics and their opposing positions/alliances and his new high rank is just so pathetically hilarious to me that I'm just never going to let him win. 😂😂 Loser Guard-kun stays taking those losses, the Hero of Haven has absolutely zero qualms about taking him for all he's worth and then merrily going their own way because they know he's not going to do a thing about it LOL
Alec, I tried my hardest to go to work today but I just couldn't make it. As soon as I pulled into the parking lot the feelings of last Friday overcame me. I immediately started to cry. I tried to hold it in, but I wasn't strong enough. I started walking to the back. Where it all happened. Where I saw you alive and then not. I broke down. I clocked in, put my stuff down, and I just couldn't do it. I couldn't go on with my normal work day knowing you will never be on the schedule again, knowing your blood was soaked into the pavement, knowing your last moments were right there. I will try again on Wednesday. Be with me then, okay buddy? I need your strength on Wednesday. Be there I spirit and we can work together again, like old times.
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i read this after taking a drink and literally spit lemonade all over my screen this is the best
i’m so pleased ---- alec......is not.