#rip carol

[boasamishipper]

diabate @ carol

[brenheira]

                    who  would  win  ?

                    carol  ,  5′0″  ,  untrained  ,  has  a  crowbar  &  bubblegum  &  daddy  issues ,  is  a  Bitch™

                    a  literal  parasite  creature  from  another  dimension  who  can  turn  people  into  goo  and  become  a  hivemind 

[im-tops-bottom]

Tony: out of my way bitches, thicc thot coming through

Clint: what the....?

Steve: *sobbing* what does it mean?

Peter: *wipes a stray tear* that's my dad

Harley and Shuri: *high fiving*

Nebula: I told you I could get him to do it

Natasha: *sighs as she hangs over $100*

Bucky: *checking out Tony's ass and thighs* damn straight they're thicc *licks his lips*

Carol: DAMMIT TONY YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON RIGHT NOW OR YOU ARE GROUNDED MISTER! I SWEAR TO GOD EVER SINCE YOU HUNG OUT WITH THE KIDS THEY'VE BEEN NOTHING BUT A BAD INFLUENCE. OH MY SON. M- BUCKY IF YOU VALUE YOUR DAMN LIFE YOU WI- PUT HIM DOWN THIS INSTANT! DAMMIT! BRING MY NEWLY ADOPTED SON BACK RIGHT NOW! THATS IT! EVERYONE IN THIS DAMN COMPOUND IS GROUNDED! GOD I REGRET BABYSITTING YOU ALL! PETER GET DOWN FROM THERE RIGHT NOW! FRIDAY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CALL MY HUSBAND AND WIVES RIGHT NOW!

Friday: right away ma'am

Thor: *comes running out crying* Loki ate all the poptarts

Carol; *heavy deep sigh of much regret*

[mmbangel]

Scott Gimple, Angela Kang, AMC.

[hilow]

i finished episode 1 :))))))))))))

[3hams]

I can’t believe it. :(

[marymcmagic-hair]

Carol Channing is dead and I want to die too

[wickedestone-blog]

I don’t do cell phones and my personal photographer is currently running from the law, but you get an idea of the tattoo in question now. Fuck you Angel, btw, you were pretty good at pressing buttons and hurting me, which I do love, but I hope you have since resolved your physical issues. I feel pretty confident that I could turn you down, after we got high and you bought, at this point in my PTSD (its been quite a few years, but that’s got nothing to do with you really that a whole nother story, and the worst part is I have no one to tell it to.