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2 rounds before Grandma landed on the Hangman
Glue Trap
Magma doddle of Ajax stuck in a glue trap
Saw one of the things you reblogged and finally thought up a toxmech prompt: What if they got hit with the ole power swaparooni? Jay goes full normie and Robert gets the Toxic treatment
@allmxedup
this isn't part of any au i have established for these two, but i am considering it like a spin-off or potential 'what if' for like my more domestic toxicmech au.
name note #1: my headcanon name for toxic, at this time, is jay. so i may refer to him as such in these two au's. name note #2: in most au’s where they’re an established couple, toxic calls robert — robin — either as a nickname or full time. other: for context, i'm comparing toxic's baseline acid that he produces to sulfuric acid! i'm not sure if it should be exactly that, or it's own special thing since it's produced via his powers. but either way, i'm comparing it to that. || also i mention toxic not using his powers much/pretending to be a normie, that's inspired by this awesome post by @fruitytrollroll where it indicates that toxic (in canon) likely hides his powers/that he has powers, and lets himself come off as a normie. (which makes a lot of sense to me, especially because unlike say something like fire or light, i doubt highly-corrosive acid is like, something really useful for more day to day stuff.)
now on ao3!
Power swaps are always a chaotic mess, even if it was two supers swapping powers. Unless they have similar powers — there was going to be a learning curve. But even then, it’s at least still two supers who are used to having powers, even if different ones.
But a normie suddenly gaining powers in the blink of an eye? And a supper suddenly depowered, usually (like now) mid-crisis situation?
That was just dangerous.
Toxic was caught and kept from falling out of the sky by the mech, but it was clear there was more going on than just his acid neutralizing and losing his flight— if given the panicked noise coming from the mech was any indication.
“Something is—” the robotic voice broke up, static interfering as the mech rapidly made course to settle onto the nearest flat surface it could find. “— hard — landi —”
there's this one guy at my school running for class president (who was class president last year and did a horrible job) and he made his own website for his campaign and there's a section where you can input your name and why you want to vote for him and it's backfiring so hard 😭
*Slams down art of my dickhead Salubri* He.
OHHHHHHHHHH no, i'm actually high key obsessed with a smitten hank 3 trying to awkwardly woo his crush
I always love a serial flirter catching feelings and then it's just like--
OKAY BUT WHAT DO I DO NOW????????
Like--------- they've already been flirting!! And they didn't not mean it, but now they super mean it and OMG WHAT DO THEY EVEN DO NOW?!
I also feel like---- when someone actually full returns the flirting or full comes onto Hank 3, is reaction is a mixed of flustered and an excited 'OMG THAT ACTUALLY WORK HELL YEAH!'
and then when he gets a big crush he actually ends up a little tongue tied?? Like he'll sum up all he's got in him to slide them a line and make it seem like he means it
but then his crush just smiles up at him, they don't even have to be flirting back-- just smile at him and acknowledge his existence, and his brain just STOPS WORKING
error 404, Hank not found, rebooting
AND THEN IF THEY FLIRT BACK IT'S DOUBLE THAT AND HAHA OH MAN SUDDENLY HE HAS TO GO HAHAHA SEE YA LATER *the most awkward, eye shut too hard wink*
yeah, I legit like to think this man is actually one of the more flusterable Hanks
He doesn't always shut down over it, but when he catches them dokis, he kinda is at a loss cause like--- he's invested now, it's not just normal flirting where he can be told to stop and he just stops and moves on-- THIS ONE WOULD ACTUALLY HURT A LITTLE??
HE MIGHT HAVE TO CRY OVER ICE CREAM ABOUT IT???? And that's scary, he doesn't wanna have to ice cream cry dude, that's wicked sad to think about
YEAH IDK all the Hanks have transfixed me, but Hank number 3 *shakes my head and finger*, that one's fully got my attention and he will come to regret it I fear
RIP Johnny Cade, you were buried in Oaklawn cemetery, right in Tulsa. Your grave was exactly 27 steps from Dally’s but it’s pretty small, it’s only got your name and the year you died on it.
Johnny Cade. 1967.
I should be asleep because I’m gonna be a mess tomorrow at this rate but I keep thinkin about that bad end swamp link thing. I never should’ve said anything about it cuz now it’s rotting me brain