Killua: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
Gon: No, I don't like the way it tastes
Killua: Okay- wait you eat shaving cream???
Gon: No why would I eat it If I don't like the way it tastes???
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Killua: Hey do you have any shaving cream?
Gon: No, I don't like the way it tastes
Killua: Okay- wait you eat shaving cream???
Gon: No why would I eat it If I don't like the way it tastes???
Does anyone want a post bashing the Zoldyck family, I'm feeling particularly pissed today
“Go away, Killua.”
“Go away, Killua.”
Gon glowers, not even looking up at Killua while he types furiously away at something at his phone. Killua just grins, hands on his hips and not at all willing to move. It’s warm in this cafe, anyway. He isn’t about to go outside in the freezing autumn air again just because Gon is a sore loser.
“Why would I do that?” Killua asks cheerfully and Gon’s scowl deepens just a little bit more. “C’mon, don’t tell me you’re still sour over me beating you in mario kart last week.”
That finally gets Gon to look up. Well, glare up, but it counts.
“You cheated!” Gon complains and Killua’s grin turns into a smirk. “You used a blue shell when the finishing line was in sight!”
“Yeah, well, I got the blue shell when I hit those cube things—which, by the way, is a totally legal thing to do.” He plops down in the chair next to Gon. “I won. Fair and square. Now you owe me dinner.”
Gon eyes him carefully. “Dinner? Like, appetizer, main course, and dessert? The full thing?”
“Yup,” Killua says, making a pop!-ing sound on the ‘p’. “The full thing.”
“Hm. Fine. How about this Friday, at that new Cat Diner place that just opened up downtown? It has some pretty good desserts I’ve heard.”
Killua considers it. “Yeah, okay. I’ll go there.”
“Cool.” Gon stands and gives Killua an award-winning smile. “It’s a date.”
Killua’s heart leaps up into his throat. But then Gon turns on his heel and skips out of the cafe without another word, leaving Killua to wrestle with the flurry of emotions that had just come to life inside his chest.
“Onii-chan please don’t go....”
Killua: You can win any argument if you say no to everything.
Gon: .... What is 2+2
Killua: No.
Gon: You are really good with a yo-yo
Killua: .... No.
Gon: You Hate everyone in your family except Alluka-
Killua: No.
Killua: Wait.
Killua: GON-
Give him kisses
( im crying who the hell sent an anon about neferpitou hugging killua. )