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Seremily's daughter: Uncle Nigel, why do mommies wear makeup?

Nigel: Sometimes they just like to be pretty.

Seremily's daughter: But they're already pretty.

Nigel: Awww, that's swee-

Seremily's daughter: You should wear makeup, Uncle Nigel.

Nigel: ...

#the devil wears prada #nigel kipling #seremily's daughter #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #rip nigel #i rly need a name for seremily's daughter

That's not it, Oliver...

2p!England: Oh! Is this that show “Steven of the Universe”?! I wanna watch! 2p!Seland: *rolls his eyes* No! It’s “Steven Universe”! You dumbass!

#rip nigel #he's gonna get it #oliver is probably piiiiissed #2p!sealand #2p!england #2p!britain #2p!hetalia #hetalia #nigel kirkland #oliver kirkland

I'm 28, so I'm dead in dog years. I definitely shouldn't even be near Tumblr anymore. I'm also autistic, so I'm forever a whisker away from being canceled because I say the wrong thing all the time.

I mean, fuck's sake, I got startled by a woman in TKMaxx and accidentally screamed 'soft shoes' at her. I am not made for this planet.

However, regardless of how absurd and cruel the world appears to me, I can always trust that no matter how long a post is on Tumblr, the most important information will always be in the tags.

#tumblr #baby #more consistent than my dad #to be fair he is dead now though #rip nigel #but also you were a dickhead #autism #neurodivergent

Day 2

Today there has been a ban on all electric recording devices on the zombie side. Thanks a lot, Nigel. And how do we know it’s Nigel? He was the one who tipped us off and even submitted pictures of the now work-in-progress, new-and-improved, zombot. (more on that once we investigate) For now, we encourage zombies to practice writing skills and pass notes to eachother. If your are in need of a quot to practice, we recommend “Zomboss sucks.”

Anyways, back to the current pant-demic. Apparently the pants have tongue lazers. We would like to give condolences to Nigel’s family and comrades. We would mention friends as well, but let’s face it, he doesn’t have any. But we thank him for having been forced to walk up to one volunteering.

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#Plants vs zombies #pantdemic #rip nigel