Aug 24, 2025
*Flattens your Stanley and ships him off*
"No... this can't be...! Stanley... my dearest Stanley... My protagonist, my creation, my... lover... reduced to nothing but a flat rendition... a 2D creature, a far cry from the man he used to be...." "My dearest Stanley..." "I can't believe it... he is gone. Because he got flattened..."
#RIP stanley#killed by Nova#how could you do this to him?#this isn't very silly nova#how dare you#tsp#tsp narrator#tsp stanley#not a parable daily#ask#didn't in the og book#Stanley got flattened because a cork board fell on him while he was sleeping#or is that just some weird british version#i have no idea
