*Sasori yelling at Tobi* Sasori: ... and for God's sake, how did you NOT see the sign I put up?! DO NOT TOUCH seems pretty damn clear to me! Tobi: But Sasori-san, your puppets looked like they wanted someone to play with! All you have them do is sit on a shelf and look creepy! Tobi was trying to help! Sasori: Oh? Well who's going to "help" YOU when I stick a venom-laced spike up your -- Deidara: *walks in* Danna. That's enough. Tobi apologized, didn't he? End of story, hm. Sasori: Who the hell do you think you are, to tell ME what to do?! I have half a mind to -- Deidara: *walks up to Sasori, puts his arms around his waist, pulls him close and gently kisses his neck* Deidara, softly: You know I don't like it when you yell. Sasori: Sasori: *sighs and puts his head on Deidara's shoulder as he hugs him* I'm sorry. And Tobi, I apologize for my overreaction. Just, in the future please ask me before you touch any of my things, alright? Tobi: Okay, Sasori-san! *skips out* Sasori: How embarrassing; you and your stupidly beautiful eyes have certainly got me tamed. Deidara: Danna, I just want you to be a little calmer, hm. Anger isn't healthy, you know? Isn't that what you're always telling me? Sasori: Yes, you're right. Thank you for being here to remind me of how to act more human. Me hurting Tobi over something like that would have been childish and beneath me. Deidara: Mm, you're right. But ... it wasn't beneath me. Sasori: What do you -- *a loud explosion is heard down the hall, followed by Tobi screaming* Deidara: I may have put a bomb under his bed, hm. Sasori: Sasori: Two things. One, I love you. And two, I have never been quite so turned on. Can we make those two things work together? *chaos in the hall as another bomb goes off in Tobi's room* Deidara: I think we can work something out, hm ~
