who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave
Rikku is the one who first hears about what happens to a microwaved peep. They both decide it has to be done “for science”. Yuna comes over just in time to hear a mix of laughter and swearing as the peep explodes and catches fire. She knows Tidus is the one who gave Rikku the idea.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex
Gippal. Rikku just laughs when she sees the cat watching them before realizing it’s REALLY creepy and makes Gippal put it outside before they do anything else. “It’s watching us, the little pervert!”
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit
Gippal records Rikku doing the stupidest things, like singing (poorly) and dancing to recordings of Yuna’s ‘real emotion’ concert. Or when Ghiki steals something of hers and she chases him around. Gippal just records the entire thing laughing like an idiot.
who breaks the most phones
rikku. But when they break she fixes them and they work better than they ever did so she doesn’t really see why this is a problem.
Iiii am gonna say Gippal because he’s older and a lot more reckless. Rikku’s reckless but she has Yuna with her to heal her should things go wrong, and wouldn’t be alone in a dangerous situation. Gippal’s a lot more likely to do something stupid and get himself killed.
alternatively, he’s older and will probably die of old age sooner.
which one I could see as being lactose intollerant
Rikku! I don’t think she’d be like I CANT DRINK ANYTHING DAIRY EVER but between the two of them, she’d be the one who would suffer whenever she ate ice cream. And she’d find that ice cream worth it on every level.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t
Rikku just isn’t the best singe in the world. She has a sweet voice but no strength and can’t stay in tune to save her life. Of course, she doesn’t agree with Gippal’s “don’t quit your day job” and other teasing comments.
on the flip side, Gippal considers himself to be a great cook, and Rikku comments that she’s had better cooked food in the Cavern of the Stolen Fayth.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed
I’ve always picture Rikku to be the type of person who sleeps all stretched out and takes all of the space. Gippal ends up getting out of bed to sleep somewhere without Rikku’s fist in his face on super active nights.
If it’s “who gets thrown out because of fighting” I don’t think Rikku’d be kicked out, but I do think she’d leave to get the heck away from Gippal before she sTRANGLES HIM IN HIS SLEEP.
who uses the computer most
They’re both really tech-savvy but Rikku’s more of a hands-on adventurer while Gippal now runs the Machine Faction, so he’d be using computers more often than she would.
