#rishjokes

[baiju-bawara]

SOCIO-ECONOMIC CLASSIFICATION SIMPLIFIED

Lower class - Biskut

Middle class - Biskit

Upper class - Cookies

Lower class - Roomal

Middle class - Hankie

Upper class - Kerchief

Lower class - Tamaatar

Middle class - Ta'may'to

Upper class - Toh'mah'toh

Lower class - Sauce

Middle class - Ketchup

Upper Class - Toh'mah'toh dip

Lower class - Lifafa

Middle class - En've'lope

Upper class - On'vo'lup

Lower class - Nimbu Paani/Shikanji

Middle class - Lemonade

Upper class - Virgin Mojito

Lower class - Jean pant

Middle class - Jeans

Upper class - Denims

Lower class - Chasma

Middle class - Goggles

Upper class - Shades

Lower class - 6 class

Middle class - Class 6

Upper mclass - 6th Standard

Lower class - Bathroom

Middle class - Washroom

Upper class - Loo

Lower class - Pisab

Middle class - Leak

Upper class - Pee

Lower class - Bhindi

Middle class - Ladyfinger

Upper class - Okra

Lower class - chaddi

Middle class - underwear

Upper class - Lawn-Juh-Ray

Lower class - Amreeka/Amerkaa

Middle class - US

Upper class - States

Lower class - Football

Middle class - Cricket

Upper class - Golf

(As you go higher, balls become smaller for some reason lol)

Lower class - MC

Middle class - MF

Upper class - Jerk

Lower class : Do cutting chai leke aa bé Pintu.

Middle class : Can I have two cups of tea.

Upper class : May I have two chai lattes please. Regular.

[cheeni-baapu]

some folks here really be doing just that.

[my-name-is-anthony-gonsalves]

When you're down with a sore throat you realise how delicious water is. How satisfying and empowering drinking a large glass of water is! It works as an anti-depressant. You only hope that soon you'll have your normal throat back and will be able to partake in nature's greatest elixir a nice, cold glass of water.

[modern-ghalib]

Did you know that the English word "Candy" has a Sanskrit connection.

English: "Candy" comes from the Old French candie, which derives from the Arabic qand (meaning sugar). The Arabic word qand has roots in the Sanskrit word khāndā, meaning piece (of sugar or sugarcane).

The connection is definitely indirect but interestingly enough, it traces the influence of ancient trade and cultural exchange.

This is why I find etymology super fascinating. It uncovers long-forgotten historical connections that modern men have no memory of. But the memory is retained in the tongue, in the language, in the collective subconscious.

(Today I learned)

[cheeni-baapu]

Harappa had better drainage than aajkal ke maximum smart cities.

Just saying.

[baiju-bawara]

Mard sirf apni pasandida aurat ka Rubberband apne haath mein daalker ghumta hai <3

[cheeni-baapu]

Bhayankar academic comeback ke liye ghor-tapasya.

[cheeni-baapu]

i strongly advise men and women who are in kindergarten to start saving now.