Gang Leader: A little birdie told me we got a narc in our gang, and we gotta flush 'em out. Could be any of us. Could be YOU-
Me: Oh yeah, it's totally me, I'm the narc.
Gang Leader: You... you just gonna come out and say it like that?!?
Me: Sure, there's no shame in it. It's not contagious, in fact it's a very normal medical condizzzzzzzzzzz....
Gang Member: (punches me awake) You idiot, I thought the narc was like a cop, not like NARCOLEPSY!
Me: Ohhhh, whoops! Haha, easy mistake!
Gang Leader: I can't even believe you sometimes. (everyone walks off laughing)
Me: ... (into hidden mic, smugly) HQ, they bought it. I told you it would worzzzzzzzzz...
HQ: (sighs) You really need to get that checked.
(A/N: Inspired by my brother's recent sleep problems and the realization that I couldn't waste a perfectly good pun XD)