overwatch men react to you doing the ‘fake bj prank’ 🫦
Reinhardt pulls an almost adorably curious face when you suddenly drop to your knees in front of him, his mouth open in a small ‘o’ that soon turns into an excited grin once he catches sight of you tying up your hair. His hand instinctively comes to his belt - his cock growing stiff and heavy within moments, although his joy deflates almost instantaneously when you stand back up after ‘finding’ your ‘lost’ hairpin. He covers himself with a nearby sofa cushion and waves you off when you giggle and ask why he’s blushing.
Cassidy immediately gets comfortable, he knows the drill. Stubs out his cigar as quick as a flash and all but slams his Peacekeeper on the table beside him. It’s only when he realises you’re actually reaching for something you’d ‘dropped’ on the floor and not ripping his belt off wildly with your teeth does he stand there like an absolute melon. Don’t even ask him about it because he’ll simply lower his hat in shame and mourn over the loss of his cigar. That was Cuban. But you both know he’d forgo many more just for the chance of your perfect lips around his thick cock.
Genji is actually surprisingly hard to prank. If you try to ‘drop’ something or go to pick something up directly in front of him he’s much too quick to do it for you. Always the gentleman, but it grew almost annoying being unknowingly outsmarted by him every time. You had to get real creative with it - kneeling low and close to fiddle with the loops of his trousers gets him spluttering and looking around wildly for someone in the halls, before you pat his thigh and rise with a smile, claiming the new belt you’d got him looks so nice on. He’s adorably confused for a minute, before he mentally vowed to get you back. Although, you fear he may not get the point of the prank because you definitely had the best orgasm of your life after he was done with you. Sigh it’s the little things.
Hanzo raises a brow to you when you slide smoothly to your knees, your hands bundling your hair up until it’s tied back neatly. His back is stiffening the moment any part of you grazes his thigh and he instinctively reaches out to smooth the stray hair that escaped your grasp, the other hand settling upon the button of his waistcoat until…you’re giggling? And he sits back with a small embarrassed huff at his eagerness, a blush settling high on his sharp cheekbones. You pepper kisses all over his face to make it up to him and his fickle pride, which only makes him flush darker. He won’t stay mad for long, but similar to his brother - he’ll plan on getting even. Usually in the form of overstimulating you until you’re teary-eyed and whining or not letting you cum at all :-)
Junkrat is tittering with excitement the moment you walk into the room, let alone your little prank. As soon as you even try to get near him he’s jumping your bones and growling some nasty shit in your ear - you should have known that his insatiable nature would interfere with this. Oh well, might as well indulge him, hm? You don’t even get your dues either - as he’s too busy shimmying your trousers down your hips so he can get his daily taste of that pretty little cunt you were hiding away from him for so long.
Reaper is…not really the type of man you’d like to prank, but who says you’re any type of normal. It’s why he likes you. He won’t even let you finish your little prank because he knew what you were playing at from the start. He thumbs your head with his clawed gauntlet, a growling laugh low in his chest as his heavy cock rests on your face, pulsing hotly against your skin. Hey - you got yourself into this, but service him well enough and he’ll let you cum this time. Maybe? Who knows. He did like your attempt though! You should try and prank him more often if this is the outcome.
Lucio almost has a heart attack when you get to your knees - he had a concert due in ten minutes! But his cock betrays his best interest when it twitches to life and with ashamed (but not rly) delight he goes to fiddle with his trousers only to find…you were licking your thumb and wiping a smudge off of him. The poor guy actually almost beats himself up about assuming what you’re down there for until you explain to him with little giggles between kisses. You have a little something planned after his concert to cheer him up anyways.
Baptiste is like the largest gentleman at heart, so when you even dare squat down to even try and prank him he’s manhandling you so he can eat your pussy first. It gets weirdly competitive when you try to insist on it (so you can perform your epic awesome prank) so now you’re just 69ing. Wrong method right execution? You can’t really find yourself too bothered with Baptiste’s talented tongue deep in your cunt and his cock buried down your throat. Later, maybe. A man who insists his woman cums comes first is a man. Period.
Lifeweaver is too sweet about it to the point it might rot your fucking teeth out. It almost pains you to prank him because you just wanna suck the soul out of him through his dick. He doesn’t even blink when you’re ducking between his legs, or dropping things on purpose because he’ll just fucking help you pick them up. It’s almost infuriating so you instead take your frustrations out on actually blowing him instead. Niran palms your cheek with hands softer than aloe, his cock bulging your cheek as you swallow him deeper. Curse him and his magical body. You just wanna lick him all over.
Sigma is an intelligent man. You know it, he knows it, the ants on the ceiling probably fucking know it. That being said - he was convinced he’d memorised all of your mannerisms completely. So when he pushed back from his desk to greet you and you immediately dropped to your knees, bundling your hair up, he was happy to make quick work of his slacks. He is both humbled and down-crested to find it was a prank. He bundles you into his lap, murmuring nothings to you in Dutch. It’s enough to convince you to make it up to him - to warm his long cock with your perfect cunt while he works. Perfect. Try not to squirm…too much.
Roadhog yeah that ain’t gonna work on him. Not only does he have a sixth sense for when you (or Rat) are up to mischief, he also knows that you know he much prefers your sweet little pussy to your mouth. He thinks it’s worthy of a little punishment. Nothing too big, just something to keep you walking funny for a few days. (Good luck.)
Ramattra is very much accustomed to your human oddities by now, he’s grown tolerant of you (dare I say fond) enough to be unbothered by whatever you do. Treat him like a giant climbing frame for all he cares, you couldn’t make a dent. He knows exactly what you’re up to, and only when you’re whining for a scrap of his attention does he give it to you. Poor, sweet little human, begging for him? He’ll give you exactly what you crave, but you must remember that you asked for this when the silicone of his cock is buried impossibly deep in your tiny cunt, his cold, metal fingers splayed across the small of your back as he tuts down at you. Squirm all you want, Ramattra insists on taking his time with you.
Mauga won’t let you get off that easy either. He watches you go down with a grin that could rival the sharks back at Samoa. Watching you come back up has that smile dropping and an almost evilly mischievous glint appear in his eyes that has your panties just a tiny bit wet. In retrospect it was a good idea to prank him. In truth, when he has his fat, veiny cock buried down your throat and his meaty fingers deep inside of your cunt? It was a great idea. 10/10. In fact you should do it again.
Doomfist knows something is up the moment you tie your hair up because usually he just holds it back for you while he fucks your fac—oh. He quirks a brow at your giggles, but it’s not long until you’re quickly silenced. He soon has you riding his thigh with an intense desperation in your eyes as he thumbs your lip, cooing mockingly at the wet spot on his expensive suit trousers from where he’d kept you there so long. You cum when he thinks you’ve made it up to him, which might be a while, considering how much Akande seemed to be enjoying it, his chest reverberating with every pleased rumble. You’d think twice again next time about pranking the leader of Talon. (Probably…not.)
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Mako loves to wear thick rings — None of them particularly expensive, comprised of spare scrap that was lovingly reshaped and polished. You’re grateful for the time he spends making sure there’s no jagged edges as the rings disappear inside you. He loves watching the thick silver metal disappear and reappear, shiny and slick with your arousal. The man’s intensity is suffocating as you squirm underneath him, desperate for more. He’ll give it to you of course, but only once you were shimmering under the dingy steel light. Sweat, tears, cum, the occasional droplets of blood. He likes you filthy. Only then do you get your reward.
Junkrat - Chains
Jamison is a sucker for necklaces. He likes the thicker ones with a bit more length to them. He makes sure to wear them around you especially, waiting on pins and needles for the next time you tug him in for a kiss. He won’t shut up about that time you lead him around like a pathetic creature desperate to rip your clothes off, whining at the end of a yanked chain. He can’t wait to be your toy again. Once he got an adjustable one he would not stop fidgeting with it, making a racket and drawing your attention to it. Just for you to yank him by the end with a huff, the excited yelp and greedy look on his face said it all. He knew what was in store when you knocked him to the ground, foot on his chest and chain wrapped around your palm. The filthy rat was getting his way again.
Lifeweaver - Anklets
Niran loves a little anklet. Something subtle, chic, but not too cute. He loves to jingle as he walks, to make himself known. He’s hypnotised by that sweet sound matching thrusts as you fuck, the gentle clinking right by his ear as your ankle finds its way to his firm shoulder. It sends shivers down his spine. His ego is bursting at the seams like... He did that. He brought you to such a heightened state of bliss that your body couldn’t even keep up with such waves of pleasure. You know you’re in for a never ending evening when you are graced with the sound of cuffs clicking around your wrist. The cool feel of metal on your bare skin, the weight of the chains holding you down were already exhilarating; but the teasing smile framed by beautiful ivory locks that gently tickled your flushed cheeks was enough to drive you to the edge.
Venture - Piercings
Sloan loves little earrings, all of them a goofy conversation starters. They love to semi-match with you, their favourite pairing is their fossil set with your dinosaur! They also love to mismatch them, stealing one dino to go with a fossil makes them giggle. They can’t help but grin when you steal their earrings, especially when you're all splayed out on the bed beneath them... But you’re focused on something else. The piercings are hot... Too hot. They always draw your attention to them knowing it turns you on. Even now as they straddle you they’re teasing, slowly lifting their shirt just above the little pieces of metal and pausing for their own sick amusement before taking it off. Phew it drives you wild. Your hands trail up the gentle slope of their hips to their freckled chest. They try not to, but you know they know they look good. You haven’t kept your hands off them since they got their nipples pierced. You remember their toothy grin the day they showed you for the first time. You feel like a wild animal as you eagerly wipe that shit eating grin off their face, taking the beads into your mouth as your free hand plays with the other set, lest it get cold. You feel hands in your hair, drawing you closer until you’re forced to let go, head plopping on the pillow below you. A panting and flustered Sloan takes your lips into theirs as eager hands explore beyond your jeans.
Ramattra - Bracelets
This diva may insist on his resistance to earthly desires but... Seeing his wires wrapped around your hands like jewellery seems to do something for him. He loves to get all tangled up with you. He'll return the favour by wrapping his fingers in your hair and admiring your form before tugging at the strands. He gifts you old wires he finds that you fashion into little bracelets. Heaven forbid he catches you wrapping it around your fingers mindlessly, he'll drag you somewhere to replicate that on his inner workings or maybe even on your inner workings... He can't help it, you’re carrying him with you everywhere you go. You’re his, and in turn, the flick of your wrist or the fiddling with a loose end, makes him yours.
Content: oral, eating, fingers, bullying, fingers, sex toys, brat 18+
I remember someone wanted Roadhog so I wanted to add him this time since I promised I’d add him after all my previous requests were done. Im busy with work, so I’ll be working on all my requests after this!
MIZUKI
“Quit squirming.”
“Are you trying to piss me off?”
You and Mizuki had gotten into an argument earlier that night. Why? You wanted to prove to him that you could handle a few rounds without stopping. Maybe he was right to call you weak since you can’t even handle him eating you out without twisting in his arms.
Mizuki is always so controlling whenever he eats you out, not because he wants to be rough or anything, but he genuinely wants to be able to taste and feel all of you, and the fact that you were actively trying to pull away from him right now was making him angrier than you’d think.
“It’s not fair..” you pant out, toes curling when he pulls away from you once more with a death grip. “You’re teasing me..”
“You’d rather I go raw then? Fine.” He flips you over, and before you can question him you hear a soft click before your hands are restricted.
“I was being nice,” he whispered near your ear before rubbing your sore ass “but if you want me to go all out I can definitely do that.”
You can’t even protest before he’s back between your legs again, fingers splitting you open in a scissor like motion while his tongue laps at your clit vigorously.
You scream, a long squeal that makes him almost cum right there in his boxers. You couldn’t move, couldn’t even flip over, not with how hard he was holding you in place.
“I’m sorry!” You pant out, thighs squeezing around his sweat filled face “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry!”
But he can’t hear you, not when he’s too far gone giving you what you wanted.
DOMINA
Vaira loves eating you out after a stressful day at work. Putting on a semi-polite act as vice president of Vishkar was truly exhausting. She was thankful enough that you’d let her take out her anger and exhaustion on you at times like these.
She’s never rash whenever she wants you, she always likes to set the mood first. Candles, wine, or juice if you’d prefer. Maybe if she’s feeling nice she’ll rub your shoulders for you, but you should definitely return the favor after.
Whenever you both have your spa days she’s always glammed out in her robe, she likes to match with you, so she got you a comfortable spa wear set too.
She normally feasts on you in the bathtub, seating you down on the edge of the tub before spreading your soapy thighs open. She always insists she just wants to clean you, gently stroking the outline of your folds with a warm towel before she leans in, clamping her mouth over your small bud.
“Ah, ah, ah~” she coos when you try to pull away, slim fingers pulling you in. “Mommy had a stressful day, you’d understand if she wanted to come home and relax, wouldn’t you? Don’t you want attention?” She rubs your ass, pulling you forward before you can even answer, mouth licking and slurping over your clit.
“If only I could take you to work with me, I would keep at you for hours..”
BRIGITTE
Teasing your girlfriend always came naturally to you. It was never ill intent, but you couldn’t help but smile seeing how vibrant and beautiful Brigitte looked whenever she smiles, or how pink her cheeks would get whenever you kissed them in public. Sojourn never put the two of you on a mission together for this reason. You were too distracting…too sweet, why were you always trying to serenade Brigitte with your voice?
Even worse is that she has to be separated from you for so long at work, if it was up to her she’d take you with her. You worked her up after all, you should have known better.
When you both finish your respective missions you’re quick to meet your girlfriend downstairs in her training grounds, you know she wanted you, and who were you to deny her anything?
“Ah-“
After work hours were always enjoyable, especially when you push your girlfriend to her limits. The two of you can’t even make it home before she pulls you in her training room, locking the door hurriedly before stripping the two of you to just underwear. It was always cold in here, but she’d warm you up soon enough.
“Baby— mhh I’m sorry.”
Your body felt so sore from all the small bruises left from Brig's teeth, her strong arms were draped around your waist, holding you up against her flat tongue as she peered up at you from below. She was so shy, even like this. Her cheeks were pink, and her gaze was almost timid. It was almost like she wasn’t the one actively destroying you.
“Y-Yeah baby..you’re so pretty. Just like that…” you twist your trembling fingers in her hair, legs shaking tremendously with nowhere to close. She had you, and she wasn’t planning on letting you go.
“So pretty..!” You gasp out sweetly, tugging her by the scalp so she can get closer.
Her tongue was so soft as it pushed and wiggled inside you. A perfect contrast with her nose that nuzzled against your sticky pulsing clit. You wanted to cum so bad, the knot inside you that held up all day felt like it was finally ready to burst.
“You’ll let me cum? Mh- so so sorry I teased you..please baby..”
her nose is replaced with her warm mouth almost instantly after feeling you convulse around her, spurts of your cum dripping onto her chin as she prolongs that sweet orgasm.
“You need to stop teasing me.” Brigitte snuggles her face into your shaky thigh, looking up at you with a soft shyness. You couldn’t resist rubbing her cheek “I’m not sure I can handle being away from you for so long if you work me up.”
EMRE
Pleasing you had never been a problem for Emre until now. Things were simple when you were younger at Overwatch, now that he was… “damaged” he didn’t want to even risk touching you so intimately.
You both had reconnected awhile back, and despite how long it’s been since you’ve last spoke, everything felt natural, just like old times.
You both fell in love all over again, but you could tell he was hesitating to get closer to you.
You corner him one night, hands slipping over his chest after you both had made out to the point you had ripped your dress wide open. He was pinned to the wall, eyes burning with need when he feels you grind against his boner.
“Why are you denying me?” You lightly whispered, rubbing at his shoulders “found someone else?”
“Never..” he growled, rough hands unconsciously scooping your ass.
“Then don’t you want me?”
“More than you know..” he rasps. “But I can’t risk— I shouldn’t…”
It took hours of courage and patience to get Emre to bed, but you had finally figured out how to make him click… he was under you, strong hairy arms gripping your thighs in a bear hug as he ate you out.
You ride his face, clit grinding into his nose as he tongue fucks you.
“I- mhh, knew you still had it in you, Emre!”
VENDETTA
“You’re slow on your feet, my love…”
“You’ll have to do a lot better if you even think you can surpass me.”
Marzia’s tongue rang with venom as she held you face first into the dirt of the large empty Colosseum. You had asked her a few times to train you, but she wasn’t expecting you to be so…”slow”.
“Your opponents won’t go so easy on you. I’ve already got you down. You’re basically at my mercy.” She holds her sword to your throat, pulling your thigh with her free hand so you are right against her. “What should I do to celebrate my victory?” She purred
“What should I claim?”
Licking her lips, Marzia’s fingers trail up your shorts, lowering the stretchy band to your feet. “In combat, your opponent won’t spare you. Maybe I’m being too generous with my punishment.”
“You don’t deserve it, but I don’t mind doing something I enjoy.”
Strong fingers rub over your sticky folds as you shiver, as much as you wanted to squirm away and prove you were strong enough to hold your ground, the pure weight of Marzia’s sword on your back held you down completely.
Long fingers curl inside you followed by Marzia’s tongue on your puffy clit. She’s always relentless between your thighs, controlling and strict, but it was ridiculous how slow she was being now. Each lap and suck from her lips was timed perfectly with your body’s reactions. Each time you trembled, hips pushing towards her face she’d pull away, leaving you with no choice but to beg for more.
“Ah, ah ah-“ she coos, “losers don’t get to negotiate.”
“Losers, sit—“ she yanks you to her, caging your legs with her muscular arms “and take what’s given to them.”
“Keep begging.”
You whine her name, sweet voice pleading with soft whimpers that echo out into the empty Colosseum.
She was being so cruel
Too mean. You didn’t deserve it.
You wanted to cum.
And you were so close too, so, so close
“Marzia—“ you hiss in frustration as she pulls away from you, this time completely. You were just about to cum, head foggy and clouded until she pulled away..why did she keep pulling away!? And why did she take her fingers out?
“Like I said, losers don’t get to make demands.”
She tosses back your sword
“Maybe when you finally win, I’ll comply.”
“Let that be your motivation”
ROADHOG
Mako is surprisingly gentle with you, especially during sex.
You weren’t expecting him to be that way when you first met him, but you both grew closer, and you were starting to notice all the tiny things he did for you that made your heart flutter.
He made sure you were always comfortable before anything, your first kiss, first time you both held hands..and now? He wanted to make sure his baby was especially comfortable before he ate her out for the first time.
He’ll coax you, soft little rubs against your tummy and thighs a clear sign that he wants you. He’ll whisper sweet praises under his deep voice, admiring how beautiful you look as you hover over him. He’ll hang his mask to the side, just enough to let his mouth peek through before he strikes.
The scent of your sex is like a drug he can’t help but drown in. You tasted much better than he imagined. His large meaty hands grip your hips, rolling you over his mouth as he lets out low satisfied grunts of approval when he feels your juices puddle in his throat.
“M-Mako!” You cry out, trying to squirm away from him, but he doesn’t let up. He grips you tighter, strong arms now wrapping around your hips while he fucks you with his tongue, letting you grind that pretty little clit of yours on the bump of his nose.
“C-Cumming!” You spat, normally shy fingers now gripping into his thin silver hair to pull him closer.
He works you through it before shoving his thick fingers into your entrance, plugging you up.
“Gonna work you out for my cock,” he mumbled “you ain’t even close to handling it.”
MAXIMILIEN
Another man without a proper mouth to eat you out.
Getting into a relationship with an Omnic was tricky at the start, especially an Omnic such as Maximilien. He was a sweet talker, a busy man who knew how to get out of all the trouble he somehow managed to get himself into. You were expecting him to be a bit rough in bed, how could you not? He worked under Talon, an Omnic with so many dangerous connections that you couldn’t even count. Hell, you were already skeptical about dating him. But when he finally got you to bed with gentle whispers and sweet praise of worship, you were stunned to say the least.
Max loves prepping you for his cock. He’s soft, overly gentle yet surprisingly strict with you. If he had a mouth you can bet he’d have you sitting on his face 24/7, but unfortunately for you both he doesn’t.
Since your boyfriend is extremely wealthy, he doesn’t mind going out of his way to buy various sex toys for you to try. His favorite is the tiny rose toy he picked out online a few months ago. Sometimes when you’re upset with him after he’s been gone for so long he’ll pull it out, bending you over his hard thigh and spreading you open on his slender ringed fingers. He loves watching your pussy flutter around nothing. It makes him want to taste how sweet you really are, but for now this simple toy will have to suffice.
“I made you wait long, I apologize. I’ll buy you anything you like after I show my deepest regrets, precious.”
He’s heavy on praise, each time his sensors go off from your pulsing body he can’t help but coo out. There’s a deep guilty pleasure he gets from watching you squirm for him. Even more so when he spanks you. He’ll rub and spank your ass with one hand while the other holds the rose toy on your clit on the highest setting. He knows human bodies are..fragile, but he’s only curious on how much his sweet girl can take after all.
D.VA
Hana is a fucking gremlin
You knew she’d be troublesome in the bedroom as soon as she asked you to be her girlfriend, but this is actually ridiculous. She’s a star to the limelight, a global sensation, so it wasn’t a surprise when she asked if you’d be comfortable making a secret account so she can show you off online.
She always makes sure to cover your faces. Masks, your thighs, blankets, anything will do.
When she eats you out for the camera she always makes sure to face her back to the audience. She has a large scar on her back after a hefty fight with Null Sector, but it’s ok, she’ll just crop it out.
Hana liked to see you in cosplay, preferably in a cute bunny suit. She’d dress you up just so she can pounce on you and rip it off (besides the fake ears and tail of course) she loves when you shake for the camera, loves how the comments shade after you while she eats you out vigorously until your legs get out. It doesn’t matter if everyone wants you when you’re hers after all, right?
“Ten thousand hearts! Thank you everyone!” Hana turns your legs to the camera, seating herself between your sex. Ten thousand hearts was common with you two, viewers are up watching you struggle and whine. Ten thousand hearts meant it was time for Hana to get creative with ways to mess with you.
A cute pink dildo, long and bumpy grinds its way into your body, inch by inch is agonizingly slow, and you can’t help but whimper each time you roll your hips.
You start seeing stars when her mouth opens around your overworked clit, sucking it back to life while she fucks you with the toy.
“Another one thousand hearts and I’ll turn the dildo on the first setting, chat~”
ANA
Getting eaten out by Ana was always a gamble. It could be slow, intimate and personal, or she could fuck you up for the next couple of days unable to walk.
Ana likes to set the mood with you, it’s rare that you both get a little break once in a while, so if she could set the perfect time for a chance to eat you out, it’ll be when the two of you are relaxing in bed. She had booked this vacation months prior, ordering you both an exclusive hotel room with a sight that left you speechless when you first stepped inside.
She let you get comfortable first, settle down before you were about to go to sleep before she strikes.
“Ana, what are you doing?” Your hazy eyes flutter open when you feel your lover shift over you, slim calloused fingers spreading your underwear to the side.
It was almost embarrassing how pornographic your moan was, but you couldn’t help yourself when she started sucking around your little nub of pleasure so suddenly.
“Ana?” You grip your fingers into her silver hair, whining pathetically when she doesn’t budge.. you knew she could keep at you for hours when she wanted to, it was almost scary how concentrated she got at times like this…
SIGMA (pre black hole experiment)
Being married to Siebren was challenging. Not because he was necessarily difficult, but because he was too busy with work most of the time to hang around the house and lounge with you.
He’d often stay in his lab most nights, coming home rugged and questionably hyper, rambling on and on about how he was closer to finding out the “truth” or whatever he’d like to call it.
He’d catch you in your pajamas, hunched over the kitchen counter with a tired expression as you made yourself breakfast for work. It was rare you had an off day, even rarer for Siebren since his work was so demanding. But, when you did have an off day.. he’d never let you leave the bed most times. Siebren was dedicated to his work, that was 100% true, but he loved you more than he could say, and he could see the light fading from your eyes each time he came home late.
When you’re asleep he’ll crawl into the bed beside you, a soft navy blue of the morning skies blaring past the curtains in the bedroom. He knew you’d be off today, he kept a small calendar with your schedule on his phone after all. It’d only be best if he showed you how truly sorry he was.
Scooting underneath the covers was a bit tricky, but he manages to get himself right between your pretty plump thighs. He inhales you, kissing and rubbing his nose to your clothed sex. It was funny how pent up he was when he finally got to see you like this again… You looked so small in comparison to him, it was always so enduring how he remembers how tiny his wife actually was. His hands were massive, covering your thighs before his big calloused hands peel your underwear off. You whimper, and he halts for a moment before peeking up at you. Good, you were still sleeping.
He spreads your warm folds apart, smiling softly to himself when he finally sees your small puffy clit. He’s slow, so slow before his chapped lips wrap around your tiny bud. He loves how it pulses against his tongue, loves how he can engulf it whole.
He starts off slow, sucking your clit and rolling it between his large tongue, colossal hands gripping into your hips. He wants to work you awake, let you slowly succumb to his mouth before he has you screaming his name.
You take awhile to wake up, you always do, but as soon as he plunges his thick fingers in your cunt do you finally let out a sleepy yelp of confusion. You rub your pretty eyes, lifting the covers with a staggered hand before you cup his face. “W-What are you doing?” You whine, and of course he doesn’t answer since he’s so pent up on you. He’s holding you down with those big hands of his, rubbing soothing circles into your hips while he grinds into the mattress, gods, he could listen to you whine for hours.
NO LEAVING OLDER HEROES BEHINDDD (No proofreading)!
tanks & gift giving
sfw / x reader / headcanons / gn reader / no orisa, winston or wb
btw i wrote hazard's as if he's in a polycule with the reader
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Hana would gift you something you've mentioned once; she's the type to hear you complain about running out of your favourite perfume, your favourite sauce, and have the idea of replacing it for you lurk in her mind. It's like a brain worm - it won't leave her until she does it, simply because she relishes your reaction. Sometimes, she wont even gift it, instead leaving it to the side for you and waiting for you to notice it. She doesn't need a massive, exaggerated reaction - she just wants you to know she cares and wants to make you happy.
Akande rarely gifts people things - doesn't matter who they are, or what they do for him, it's something he barely bats an eyelid to. However, if he's feeling especially, incredibly kind, he might consider gifting you something simple in relation to a date night - a new perfume, new lingerie/bra, new outfit to wear or even a new clutch for you to hold onto with one hand. Something only he would know you got from him. He wants you to look your best if he's taking you to a prestigious restaurant - why not pay a little extra to satisfy himself with your image, and make you feel loved at the same time? To him, it's like killing two birds with one stone.
Findlay loves sentimental gifts - he doesn't want to just get you something flashy, for the sake of it being flashy. He wants to get you something that has meaning to you and him. Findlay often regifts things, or gives you things he finds value in. For example, if he has a rare coin he always carries with him in his pocket, he'll find a copy for you somewhere, somehow just for you to match with him. If he can't, the coin's yours now - he'll find something else to keep on him, but knowing it's with you, and valued by you the same way he does, makes him feel whole.
Odessa would love to shower you in gifts - spoiling you rotten is one of her favourite past times. From stolen jewels, to antique broaches, even to food and drinks she loved as a child that she stumbled on again - they're going to end up in your hands, with you thanking her profusely, reminding her that she doesn't need to give you so much. She can't help it though, she just wants you to be full in your heart and your pockets.
Maugaloa is similar to Odessa, and Akande - he would want something that only he could know he's gifted you, and yet he would have the urge to shower you in all types of gifts. He wants to give you something intimate, to make you feel his love, and yet he wants to give you every random little item he finds that even slightly made him think of you. He battles with it every time he finds magnets from countries he's working in, or clothes he knows you won't wear but still seem like they'd look nice on you. Seeing your face light up when he makes you guess what he's holding behind his back, after weeks of not seeing you, is far too tempting for Maugaloa.
Ramattra doesn't understand the concept of gift giving - he finds it confusing. It's something he isn't used to doing but he'll still try his best to. It leads to some funny, or awkward, conversations - especially when he takes advice from Akande, or Maugaloa, on what to get you. You never know if he'll come home empty handed, or with a bag full of random sweets/snacks, or fists full of random pennies from different countries because 'they're different and might be interesting to you'. It's the thought that counts, though, and you value the time he's taken to find you these things nonetheless.
Reinhardt would give you the world in the palm of your hand if he could - he would find the most obscure things you're craving to eat, or replicas of plush toys you used to have and love as a child, or even board games he knows you'd enjoy based on the playstyle. However, he's terrible at keeping them a surprise - the excitement takes over and he tells you immediately before you can guess what he's bought this time. He just wants to make you smile, and truly it does. Seeing how much he actually cares about making an effort for you, just for you, makes your heart race sometimes. But don't laugh at his attempts at keeping his gifts a secret - he's trying his best not to blurt it all out, especially in the days coming up to your birthday, anniversary or a holiday you celebrate.
Mako is somewhat not interested in giving gifts - he likes taking things, not giving them. But, if it's something you really enjoy, he'll try his best to. Whether it's giving you something from Junkrat and his' recent heist like a small ring or a small coin, it's still something. To Mako, he has a million and one different ways of showing you how much he loves you and values you - but he will try, to a degree, if it's something he knows is important to you.
Seibren would gift you items related to your most important subject - whether that's medicine, space, science, arts, or computing, he's going to be searching for something specifically about what you love the absolute most. To him, he would want gifts regarding space, science, physics, etc. so why wouldn't he return that for you? He knows you'd appreciate any kind of gift, but he wants it to be somewhat meaningful - it gives him that sense of humanity back.
Aleksandra loves to receive gifts, she can't lie about that. But giving them? Not her forte. Her mind sort of short circuits - she doesn't know what you'd want. What if you've already bought it yourself? What if you don't want her to get that for you? What if it's not something you actually want? All those thoughts clog up her mind, making it hard for her to decide what to do. So, when she does give a gift, she makes sure that it's an open-ended sort of gift. For example, she might give you a 'girlfriend coupon' book, where you can decide and write in what you want her to do for you from the book, and she'll provide it (like a massage, or to cook, etc). That way, the pressure to actually give something you might not like is off her shoulders, and you get to decide what happens with the gift, and how it's used (which feels more special to her in any case).
I just wanted to do something simple and cute to fuel my soul.
Part one of four
Ramattra He isn’t used to showing affection let alone PDA. The way he would hold your hand is simple. He would gently nudge your hand with his, brushing his pinky against yours, hoping you get the message and that he doesn’t need to ask for it. His grip can be a little harsh so he favors you wrapping your hand around one or two of his larger digits. You enjoy the cool smooth feel of his hands. You know this is a big step for him and you don’t outwardly make a fuss. Simply take his silent plea for the contact.
Hanzo
Hand-holding is something he thought was silly, childish. Something lovestruck teenagers did. But after you took his hand a few times, he decided it was far from silly and he found that he enjoyed how your hand felt against his. You would hold his, waiting for Hanzo to take your hand fully in his, a mumble of half-hearted complaint under his breath. He might pretend to protest but you made him feel worthy and he adored it.
Roadhog
You didn’t think he would be the type to want to hold hands, he was rough and fearsome. A reputation as a fighter, a criminal. But holding your hand reminds him of better times, of the man he used to be, the good man he was before the world changed and he was forced to change with it. His touch is surprisingly gentle, his hand feels warm, rough skin. He likes to place his over yours when you are sat together.
Junker Queen
She pulls your arm damn well near off as she grabs your wrist and yanks you towards her. She smirked down at you, wondering how small your hand looked in hers. Rough skin and even rougher grip as she holds tight. Your hand will ache for a while after but you decide it's worth it. Everything about her is rough around the edges and how she lovingly crushes your hand is no different.
Venture
They love to hold hands, soon as they see you, their face lights up and their smile streches into a big toothy grin as they make grabby hand gestures before taking both your hands in theirs, spinning you slightly as they laugh, content to be in your company. When walking hand in hand they can’t help but happily sway your arms back and forth as they chat excitedly at you.
did this a while ago but spent too much time on it for it to not be posted. this is just a personal opinion and personal ratings based off lore and bias tbh. this will be updated with every hero (if I remember to lol)
Tanks:
D.VA: 6/10. Caring and loving, fun gaming dates, but gets recognized a lot, and if it came down to it she’d choose her job to protect south korea over her lover
Doomfist: 4/10. He’d be a gentleman but probably only in it for sex or to be a sugar daddy. He’d treat his “lover” with respect tho so not a total loss i guess.
Junker Queen: 7/10. After the shit she’s been thru i think she doesnt really want a partner cuz shes afraid they’re just using her to get to the throne or that she’ll lose them. She’s protective and caring but also a bit overprotective to the point where it’s like okay calm down. Also might get into a few fights but eh.
Orisa: 0/10. she thinks it would be cute to be in a relationship but knows she cant be in one due to being the “protector of numbani”. so no.
Ramattra: 8/10. Deadass depends if it’s an omnic or not. If his lover is an omnic he will cherish them and take care of them, knowing that they’re one of the few things he loves in this life. If it’s a human then theres some. Problems. He doesnt open up easily and while he’s still protective and caring he can sometimes get very distant towards them because he fears that they only got close to him to use him or kill him.
Reinhardt: 9/10: Perfect gentleman. Treats you with respect and love, and cherishes you no matter what. -1 is because he can be really loud sometimes even when he doesnt mean to be
Roadhog: 5/10. I think of him as aroace but he would try and give it a shot just to feel what it’s like. Hes very quiet but also very calm. He would listen to his lover and do his best to help them, but he moves around a lot thanks to junkrat now and might cut off communication with you just to keep you safe when he's on the run
Sigma: 5/10. A real gentleman, would treat his lover with respect and kindness and love. Only downside is when he has one of his mind breaks and breakdowns. He forgets who he is and just focuses on violence. Also his control of gravity in that state is very fucky so if he’s having a breakdown his lover might get throw to the ground. He feels like jackshit afterwards and probably realizes it’s best not to have someone he cares about so close to him
Wrecking Ball: 0/10 no. he would simply not even if he wanted to. Aroace hampter
Winston: maybe a 1/10. i feel like he doesnt want a romantic relationship with anybody and just wants friends (aroace monke)
Zarya: 6/10. Protective and caring but would focus too much on her job. would also pick her country over her lover if it did come down to it
Mauga: 8/10: Would treat his lover right and give them anything they asked for. Free beach house, gifts, and a loving, protective, obsessive bf. -2 because slight yandere vibes and can get too possesive-
Damage:
Ashe: 6/10. Partners in crime kinda thing but if you’re not really into that stuff she’s probably not that into you. She has BOB watching you when she cant during a fight but shes always next to you when she can be.
Bastion: 0/10. Dude just wants to live in the woods with his bird he doesnt want that stuff.
Cassidy: 8/10. Southern sweetheart. Treats his partner with love and respect. Only downside is that he’d be out a lot doing his job, but he would let somebody else do it to be with you if it’s a special occasion or if he really wants to stay with you.
Echo: 2/10. Not big on romance but would try it out for science. Sadly in the end it’s not real love so. Oof
Genji: 9/10. Probably doesn’t want a relationship at first because of his body but he gets used to it and opens up his heart. Honestly very good boyfriend would be there to listen and help you with stuff. -1 cuz he might be out doing overwatch stuff a lot and also might not be the most exciting person to be around if you're a hyper person.
Hanzo: 6/10. Can’t see him getting in a relationship after everything thats happened but if he did he’d be kinda bad at it but you could tell that he’s trying his best.
Junkrat: 5/10. I love him but i cant really see him *staying* in a relationship for long. He doesn’t know how to stop sometimes and can get really annoying really quick but he loves making things for his lover and would do his best to keep them away from the dangerous bombs. He loves them a lot but doesn’t know how to turn the love down. Really clingy so if youre into that cool.
Mei: 9/10. Absolute sweetheart. Loves you to bits and takes you out to her favorite restaurants and stuff. -1 cuz you had to have a long distance relationship due to her being in Antarctica and the fact she slept for years with no communication with her lover-
Phara: 4/10. Cares about her job more but would be an okay girlfriend, doing the basics.
Reaper: 1/10. He’s done with love and would probably just just be a sugar daddy or just be there for sex. Even if he did find himself feeling something he’d ignore it and move on
Sojourn:5/10. Not interested in dating or finding love but if it finds her she’ll go for it. Pretty nice girlfriend, makes sure to take care of her lover but does focus on her job a lot more sometimes.
Soldier:76: 0/10. Not interested and has made sure to break off any past relationships. Doesn’t want the people he cares about to get hurt. So he still cares but doesnt go see them.
Somba: 7/10. Would be a pretty good girlfriend if she wanted to have a relationship. She keeps all people she cares about far away and unaware of her deeds at Talon. So a long distance relationship until she can take some time off to go see her lover and vibe.
Symmetra: 3/10. Doesn’t know how to even start a relationship and doesn’t really want to. Her job is important to her so she wouldn’t want distractions from it.
Torbjorn: 6/10. His wife and him had a few children and have been married for a while so he’s probably got the whole love thing covered.
Tracer: 9/10. Probably one of the best on this list. She’s loving and caring and makes sure to spend a lot of time with her partner.
Widowmaker: 3/10. Last partner she had was um. killed by her so. +3 if you could break down her walls and see the real her but very low chance
Venture: 8.5/10: Would talk to you about rocks, fossils, and everything else they can think about. They’d even let you name rocks around the house. -2 cuz they’ll talk your ear off about rocks n stuff while also bouncing around everywhere. They can also be gone for long periods of time but always makes sure to call. If you can deal with the infodumping and adhd then 9.5/10 for you
Support:
Ana: 5/10. She doesn’t want a relationship but she’d be very loving and caring to her lover.
Baptiste: 8/10. Great boyfriend, lovers needs always come first and he’s very open and always has an ear out to listen. -2 because he’s constantly on the run and the relationship could get stressed.
Brigitte: 5/10. Mostly focused on her work but would make a pretty good girlfriend if she finds the right person. The relationship would mostly be a test one because she lowkey doesn’t understand it.
Kiriko: 4/10. Would love to be in a relationship but protecting her home is more important than finding love to her.
Lucio: 9/10. Actual sweetheart. Would make music for you and would cancel shows last second if something came up and you needed something. If you need anything he’ll be there to help.
Mercy: 8/10. She’s really focused on her work but no matter what would take time to come stay with you for a while. -2 because sometimes too focused on work and sometimes doesnt have time to see you for a long time.
Moira: 0/10. Not looking for a relationship and would probably lie just to get you strapped to a table and butchered.
Zenyatta: 7/10. Would make a decent boyfriend but he can’t have relationships due to being a monk. He’d be there to listen and to give advice when you needed it.
Lifeweaver: 9/10. Perfect boyfriend in every way. Like no competition. -1 cuz he's on the run from multiple governments so he won't be able to talk all the time or be with you much to his dismay. multiple texts a day tho
Illari: 4/10. Tbh I can't see her getting into a relationship after everything. She's too scared that something will happen with her powers again and hurt her lover
im not sure if you do roadhog but if you do i would love to see you do headcanons sfw or nsfw (take your pick) or anything related to cuddling with him
i wasnt around on tumblr when you originally did writing for overwatch but it brings joy to see so many people getting back into it and creating fanworks
Roadhog SFW HCs
Mako is not a man of very many words, but what he lacks in words he makes up with actions.
Many wouldn't expect this of him, but absolutely spoils the both of you
He buys you a matching motorcycle and matching leather jackets.
His love language is physical touch and gift giving!
Also MATCHING TATTOOS! He will absolutely go crazy if you decide to tatt yourself up or better yet let him tattoo you!
He is very good with the needle I will say that much
Excellent for affection, and always good for hugs but like when you rest against him, having that much trust in him means the world.
In the wasteland there wasn't many Mako could trust, having you around really makes his world outlook much brighter.
Tries to keep you away from Jamison's shenanigans, but warms his heart if you two get along (HE IS NOT LETTING JUNKRAT USE ANY OF HIS EXPLOSIUVES NEAR YOU)
Junkrat is the protective wingman and absolutely gave you the shovel talk
A/N: Sorry this is short! (I wrote this on a timer) For NSFW specify AFAB or AMAB!
“Slow down” Mako remarks roughly, watching as you paw pathetically at the large bulge in his trousers. He grunts as you huff and remove your hands, sitting back on your haunches on the slightly stained old mattress that lays in his hideout.
“But-“
He lets out another grunt, louder this time that tell you to close your mouth. “You know it ain’t gonna fit just yet.”
You huff but relent as he frees his cock, taking your breath away. It’s large, just like the rest of him. It’s thick too, with a prominent vein that runs along the underside that you wish you could run your tongue along to feel him buck up against your mouth.
But he lets you wrap your smaller hand around him, smooth cool skin giving him an electric sensation as you start to slowly pump up and down. The contrast of the size of your hand to the cock that you can barely wrap your whole fingers around was not lost on the both of you, and it makes your lover throb in your grasp.
But it isn’t enough, so he grabs you by the waist and lifts you as if you weigh nothing so he can manoeuvre you. It’s then when he starts to prep you, using a healthy amount of lube and his meaty fingers to stretch out your hole.
You already feel full with two of his fat fingers pushing rhythmically inside you, but your eyes were proving bigger than your hole as you keep begging him for his cock. Saying how you need him to fuck you, to fill you up completely, to ruin you.
And your lover is only a man. So he relents, letting you climb on his lap before positioning himself underneath your lubed entrance. But it’s only when you start to lower yourself that you realise your mistake.
But Mako only chuckles softly, holding the meat of your hips and pushing you down slowly. He enjoys the way you gasp, the way your thighs shake and your whimpers escape.
“Too much…” you manage to get out, which he only chuckles more at.
“You were the one begging f’it.”
At his mean comment, you can’t help but whimper more pathetically, his cock still punching its way in. Your eyes roll back a little as you struggle, but he persists, holding your now limp body and pulling you down and down.
Soon enough, he bottoms out inside of you and you swear you’ve never felt so full in all your life. All you can feel is him, every slight twitch of your body serving to knock his cock against your inner walls. Breath coming out in short and sharp gasps, you try your hardest to adjust to his sheer size.
“Too much f’you still?” He remarks, his condescension turning you on in a twisted swirl of pleasure and humiliation.
Determined, you shake your head before bracing your hands on his thighs. Gripping the soft flesh, you shakily raise yourself up before moving down again at a slow pace, the stretch still almost too much.
You continue like that for a minute, until at one point you lose your grip on his thighs and accidentally drop, impaling yourself which elicits a cry from you and a deep guttural groan from Mako.
“Fuck sweetheart.”
He starts to move you now, chasing that intense feeling as he acts like you’re a toy. Up and down, he bounces you on his cock for his pleasure, the experience borderline too much for you to handle as his cock repeatedly fills you up over and over again.
Moans escape you in quick succession, hands scrambling to his stomach and chest just to have something to ground you, to keep you from falling into the recesses of your mind in a pleasure fuelled haze.
“So good, takin’ me so well.” He praises lowly, fingertips surely leaving bruises as he keeps moving you.
Eventually he adds his hips into the mix, thrusting up in time with slamming you down, causing a scream to rip its way from your throat. He uses you completely, and while you orgasm around him, he doesn’t completely notice, so entranced by how small your frame is, wondering just how his cock was able to fuck into your tiny hole.
When he finally cums inside, he buries himself to the hilt and keeps you still, needing to plug you up as his release coats your insides. As you whimper how full you feel, he moans deeply and comes to the slightly concerning realisation that he could get used to having you on his dick like this.
