South Park British AU Headcanons - Boys (Pt 1)
set up north , in birmingham
date set(for age reference); 4th Jan
scottish accent , moved to birmingham at the beginning of primary school
british (mother) n hispanic (father) (idk its fitting mate)
suffers from depression n bipolar
listens to a mix of drill/rave, rnb and alternative(like nirvana and blur and radiohead etc)
is growing a silly little moustache(real)
nice?? like u can have an actual civil conversation w him if ur on his good side
leeds accent , moved to birmingham mid primary school
listens to generic shit(whatever the fuck that means)
ginger kid who surprisingly isnt picked on as much as most(still picked on by cartman for being a daywalker)
wears way too much deodorant/cologne
tells people to 'fuck off' a lot
throws footballs at the younger kids' heads
type of kid to kick the younger years' football 39482 yards if asked for it back
irish accent , moved to birmingham at the end of primary school
northern irish(father) and american(mother)
fake moans in class w cartman
is constantly absent from school
cockney accent moved to birmingham at the end of primary school
just british(mother of course)
uses cockney rhyming slang
jokes about doing it with kenny
kind of kid who destroys shit when temper is high
manhandles the younger kids
loitering round in student support hub begging to be sent home
kind of kid to cover up his work over dramatically if you peek over at him
but when ur not looking he’d peek at urs
immediate awful first impression
constantly gets suspended
from hawaii but grew up in the uk
geordie accent (cannot understand a word mate)
american/hawaiian(both parents)
although has british citizenship(of course)
not british by blood(just law)
hyperfixates on kpop and vocaloid
fav vocaloid - kaito(also my fav mwuahaa)
fucking annoying and never shuts up
the kind of kid to talk throughout teachers explanation and then ask what youre doing when the teacher has finished talking
for the first while of a seating plan change he stays quiet until think pair share tasks..
after a while he’ll open up and will not shut up
from scotland but grew up in birmingham, has the accent n everything
scottish(father) n peruvian(mother)
unironically likes its raining tacos along side clyde
childhood friends with clyde
listens to rap from 1990s, alternative/indie (mix of things) etc
stays quiet throughout class
kind of kid to have a plain bag with metal badges on it (space themed of course)
only person who can have a pleasant and not intimidating conversation with him is tweek
kind of kid who doesnt talk whatsoever during a think pair share task(unless with tweek)
from greater london, moved to birmingham at the beginning of secondary
swedish(father) n british(mother)
add (short attention span basically)
listens to stuff that doesn't seem to fit his silly little personality
lives above a shop(the coffee shop of course)
carries one of those plastic costa cups around
looks sketchy but surprisingly friendly, probably does drugs
and sells them behind an alley after school
COMPLETE opposite of canon tweek, isnt super twitchy and is way more laid back
can easily make conversation in class but constantly changes the subject
makes sarcastic comments comments to the teacher
from bristol but also grew up in birmingham
unironically likes its raining tacos along side craig
childhood friends with craig although became closer with tolkien at the start of year 7
has had his birthday party at taco bell for 5 years in a row
doesnt like to be looked at for a long period of time(unless its a girl of course)
kind of kid whos fucking annoying but doesnt intend to be
gets into fights over literally nothing
has a weird obsession with soap operas for some reason
brags about shit nobody cares about
southern accent like portsmouth/southampton area
pleasant/civil in general
close with clyde since year 7
has to deal with clyde’s shit on a daily basis
top student but not a suck up
has an odd hyper fixation with cards against humanity
plays the ripoff version for mobile called evil apples(check it out its fucking hilarious mate)
makes jokes about jake paul(idk why, he just does okay)
for some reason always has 100% attendance
bribe the younger years for food(very cool, persusaive)
quite a fine specimen of a man
secretly continues to buy steroids from tweek
downloads almost every game he gets an ad for
from like germany or something
likes freaking out the younger years
that one edgy kid who wears eyeliner and keeps to himself
secretly listens to euro pop and is ashamed
secretly friends with pip but wont admit it
obsessed with those blue sour lollipops
queens english accent still
obsesses over fnaf, minecraft etc.
unironically loves soap operas
literally the same apart from accents
buy shit from tweek n smoke joints behind the school or in the alley where tweek sells
michael would actually be in year 11 but whatever
(HENRIETTA AND FIRKLE WILL BE ADDED IN SEPARATE PARTS)
