#robert golfi

[golfigetsit]

Hi Hamilton reality community. It's been a while, but my love and devotion to Golfi hasn't wavered. I plan to leave the house tomorrow to admire and touch my favortive Golfi sign. >.<

[golfigetsit]

Who do you think kisses who first? >///<

Michael, hehehe *blushes*

I think Golfi always kisses girls first, but he usually lets other boys kiss him first >.<

[golfigetsit]

Hiiiiihiiiii hiiiii!! <3

Do you have any fluffy Golfi headcanons? :3

I think he likes to act all cool and tough and manly but he secretly sneezes like a little bunny heehee~

That's so cute!!! Aweee. Thought I'd reply with a list~ :3

-Golfi insists on holding the door open for Michael.

-Michael likes to flim funny videos of them doing hilarious and funny TikTok couples challenges. They don't post them, because the world would not be willing to accept their love~ But Michael sends them to Golfi when he's having bad day. c:

-Golfi has really sensitive teeth >.< He has to use sensodyne.

-Wild animals naturally flock to Michael. Birds land on his shoulders, butterflies land on his nose, deers come over for headpats 0.0 He's like a Disney princess.

-Their first date was at an arcade Michael rented out so the two of them could spend time together in private.

-Michael, Golfi, and Golfi's sons all wear matching Christmas sweaters everyday and take cute family Christmas cards. :3

-Michael likes to call Golfi "Rob" when he's being serious, but he also does it to be silly because he thinks the shift in facial expression is funny.

-Golfi wears fluffy socks to bed, the stocking stuffer kind that people buy their moms for Christmas. Michael sleeps bare foot and thinks it's cute that Golfi gets so cold easily. xD

-Speaking of Golfi getting cold, Michael ALWAYS has to remind Golfi to wear to his coat before going out. >.<

-Michael gets really scared during horror movies, Golfi ends up cuddling him every time they watch something scary.

-Golfi drinks tea, and Michael drinks coffee.

-Golfi and Michael both love cooking. Cooking together is bonding activity for them both. Sometimes when they come home from work, they will cook fancy, elaborate, meals together.

I also have some really cute AUs I wanna write fics about! Such as a backrooms AU and an 1980s AU where they go rollar skating and stuff >.<

[golfigetsit]

Do yo like sahsoe the hedgehpg?

Yes!

[golfigetsit]

Look at this diva 😍 🥰

[golfigetsit]

*bawling* because sometimes, I worry I wouldn't love Golfi if he was a worm. Platonicly, of course, nothing sexual. And... and............. it keeps me up at night. I sometimes waking up screaming, from a nightmare where I can't love that worm. PLEASE HELP ME

Awhh, :c. I think you'd treat worm Golfi so well! If you're that worried about it, that means you have deep compassion for worms!!! You'd know if you looked deep enough into his little worm eyes that there is something special about him, just like we all do with human Golfi!

[golfigetsit]

Would you still love Golfi if he was a worm?

I could never not love Golfi! Though our love would look a bit different. While I do not have any sexual feelings, I do have queer plutonic feelings for Golfi. Even if they are plutonic, that still would be problematic if he was a worm.

I would keep him safe in a little container with nicely placed holes at the top! He'd have a little bed made of soft blankets and leaves. He'd have plenty of food and water and I'd clean his container every day!

[golfigetsit]

Golfi lives me this I know, for his podcast tells me so. Little ones don't interact, for you are weak and he is strong. Yes... Golfi loves me. Yes... Golfi loves me. Yes... Golfi loves me. His podcast tells me so.

"*pats head* Good human. Thank you for seeing the light." - Golfi