#robertasays

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OMG MUM

Brother: Samuel L. Jackson and Bruce Willis should do a film together.  Mum: But Samuel L. Jackson has already done a film with Bruce Forsyth.

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Driving to Tesco's

Mum: Who's this singing?

Me: Panic! at the Disco.

Mum: Who? Pain au chocolat?

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Brother: What would happen if you had a really big microwave and a really small microwave and put them inside each other and microwaved the microwave inside the microwave?

Dad:...............

Me: MICROWAVECEPTION

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Me: OMG Monster's Inc is on!

Brother: How can you tell?

Me: How can you NOT tell?!

Brother: A lot of cartoons have monsters in.

Me: Like......

Brother: Bug's Life.

Me:

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Brother: So, how many Twitter followers do you have?

Dad: Four. Roberta, you....

Brother: I'm not following you.

Dad:

Brother:

Me: Awkward.

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my mum getting excited at the thought of a "shit my mum says" tv show about her.

lol ok.

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Mum: What's that thing that shows clips?

Me: .....Youtube?

Mum: Yeah.

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*Free Willy is on TV*

Me: Free Willy!

Mum: What's this?

Me: Free Willy.

Dad: What, Titanic?

Me: FREE WILLY!