May 9, 2025
Will always have a place in my heart for 2010 Robin Hood because
He's the only one to ever acknowledge the horrific colonialism of the crusades
He became this meme within 1 business day of fake marriage to Marian:
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Will always have a place in my heart for 2010 Robin Hood because
He's the only one to ever acknowledge the horrific colonialism of the crusades
He became this meme within 1 business day of fake marriage to Marian:
Robin Hood (2010)
Dir. Ridley Scott
THE HOT MEDIEVAL & FANTASY MEN MELEE
QUALIFYING ROUND: 137th Tilt
Sihtric Kjartansson, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) VS. Robin Longstride, Robin Hood (2010)
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Sihtric Kjartansson, The Last Kingdom (2015-2022) Portrayed by: Arnas Fedaravičius
“Sihtric is my no.1 rn, my ride or die homie. think of me as his sapphic wingman in this tournament. he's a sweetheart who has and will kill Multiple men, and also has rlly cool hair and makes lots of fun comments 💪💪
Robin Longstride, Robin Hood (2010) Portrayed by: Russell Crowe
"There are many good and hot Robin Hoods, but I would argue that Robin Longstride might be the most wholesome, without being in the least boring. He has a sense of humor and a sense of mischief; he loves his friends and they love him; he's good with dogs and horses. He's kind! He's kind! and he has known so little kindness. Also he basically looks at Cate Blanchett's Marion like a lovesick puppy from the moment of meeting her and ME TOO, MY GUY. Me too. A man of taste. And a man who will engineer elaborate heist plots and spend all night farming for the good of a community. This man is a catch, and also built for medieval combat, and Marion deserves to explore all of that at her leisure."
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Who is the Hottest Medieval Man?
Sihtric Kjartansson [Arnas Fedaravičius] (Left)
Robin Longstride [Russell Crowe] (Right)
Robin Hood: Robin Longstride [ISTP 9w8]
Robin Hood: Robin Longstride [ISTP 9w8]
Function Order: Ti-Se-Ni-Fe Robin is a very rational man who uses whatever opportunities arise for his own benefit; when he hears the king has been killed, he knows that if they ride hard, and assume the identities of dead knights they find along the road, they can reach England safely ahead of the hordes of people who will be escaping France. It doesn’t bother him to use fraud in this way, to…
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Writing/RP Muse List
Maximus from Gladiator
Jack Aubrey from Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Robin Longstride from Robin Hood
SID 6.7 from Virtuosity
Inspector Javert from Les Misérables
Jim Braddock from Cinderella Man
John Nash from A Beautiful Mind
Richie Roberts from American Gangster
Bud White from L.A. Confidential
Jackson Healy from The Nice Guys
Russell Crowe (respectful asks only, please. No smut)
King John basically got his ego hurt when the people won the battle because Robin Longstride helped lead the people to victory. So in return, he made him an outlaw. But this boi forgot that he's king and like... In essence, he just wanted his ego bolstered.
King John is a toddler throwing a tantrum, except he's 30 years old and banging a french maid.
Who wore it better?
Russell Crowe in Robin Hood as Robin Longstride