Chakoleigh Go Shopping
robinflight-y asked me who would be more likely to to ask about chips and yell “I’m always a slut for Doritos!”. The results are as follows (as well as my lousy attempt of an Australian mimicking an American accent):
Mako, the shopping cart, Chuck, and Raleigh makes their way through the grocery store.
Mako asks, at just the right volume for Raleigh to hear, “Would you like any crisps?”
Loud enough for the whole the whole aisle to hear, “'Ah’m always a sloht for Doritos!‘”
Mako tucks a packet of biscuits under her arm, looks at Raleigh expectantly.
Chuck, riding in the cart ‘because I’m a disabled war vet, I can do what I want!’, smirks and stacks a box of candy bars on the cereal.
Raleigh, ears pink and arms cradling a massive bag of rice, says, at a reasonable volume, “I would love chips, thank you, Mako.” Dumps the rice on Chuck. “I don’t actually sound like that.”
“Beg to differ, Rahleigh,”
"It's /Raleigh."
"Both of you," says Mako.
Raleigh and Chuck go quiet.
"Will you toss over the chocolate, Ray?" asks Chuck.
Mako adds two bags of crisps to the cart, checks the list, and leaves for the frozen food aisle.
