#robot snz

[pastel-pollen]

wire play with a robot who is incredibly, desperately sensitive to the slightest touch. All flustered and overheating. accidentally discovering that touching certain wires makes them sneeze uncontrollably...adding a whole new layer of desperation as they squirm underneath you.

[shy-sneezes]

I am so normal about non human snz. Reblog if you are also so normal about non human snz

[nostrildamus]

About the infinite sneeze robot glitch

Imagine if the moment the glitch is fixed and the robot is turned on they go " Thank you,those false starts were killing me *Bzzzt* i will finally b-be b-beehh able to-HUUUH HUUUHHH!!!"

Immediately as the buildup starts the robot starts making some strange noises as if an airplane turbine or some sort of heavy duty mode circuit got switched on., their nostrils are trembling, their feet locks in the ground as cracks spread through the asphalt,debris is swirling around the garage, their chest area started expanding with a heavy rumble more adequated to a large tractor overburdened by weight rather than a human sized robot...

The owner asks the mechanic if they had ever seen that happen before, and, while it's definitely a first, the mechanic already sweating has a pretty urgent suggestion to give "R-RUN!"

oh GOSH this is good??? All those backed up sneezes overloading this poor robot?? And the absolutely DEVASTATING sneeze that's sure to follow??? Would be even better if the robot had some sort of automated warning built in for something like this. Like "w-warning....d-dangerous expulsion imminent" or something?? This is good stuff anon, I love your brain.

[shy-sneezes]

me when the trope is robot "catching" a virus. but it actually behaves like a human virus and so they're sneezing, sniffling and overheating just like a person would.

bonus: their human friend/partner has to figure out how to take care of them while it runs its course

[shy-sneezes]

Robots sneezing bc they have overreactive sensors or wires will never not be crack to me