#rocket admin petrel

[janayuga]

POKEMON MASTER EX SPOILER

How are people still in denial over the fact that all 4 Rocket executives are madly in love with Giovanni? I mean look.

My mind will forever rot in Gio x Admins hell, and Pokemas is serving me some good-ass food💜

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Proton: I don’t know how you got it to look so accurate, but it was WORTH IT.

Petrel, disguised as Giovanni, checking himself in the bathroom mirror: Mm-hmm.

Giovanni, walking in: Can I get in here, I need to — ARCEUS —

Petrel, in a Giovanni imitation: “It’s like looking in a mirror!”

Giovanni: No, it isn’t, Petrel.

Petrel: “Who’s Petrel?”

Proton: I already can’t tell who’s who!

Giovanni: Take that stuff off already.

Petrel: “Ari! Get in here and settle this!”

Giovanni: Do not call Ariana ‘Ari’!

Ariana, walking in: What’s going on in here — Oh! [laughing, pinching Petrel’s cheek] Wow, a smiling Giovanni, aww.

Giovanni: Ariana, you’re encouraging him.

Archer, walking in: I need the bathr — oh. Wow. This is confusing.

Giovanni: No, it’s not!

Petrel: “You’re my admins and I love you, but you’re terrible, you’re all terrible!”

Giovanni: I don’t say that!

Proton, Archer, and Ariana: [All mumbling in disagreement with Gio]

Petrel and Giovanni, pinching the bridge of their nose: Unbelievable.

[eeveleon]

Tell me!! How many plates are there!?

Vol 41 - HGSS

[aktmile]

I always like the weird characters

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Giovanni, in the middle of a heist: Oh, you’re bi? Well then, why don’t you ‘bi’ me some time to crack this safe, ya goon?

Petrel: Sure thing, boss! [Proceeds to make out with the bank teller and his wife]

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Petrel: Boss, when I die, I don't care who else is at the funeral, as long as you're there for me.

Giovanni: Of course I'll be there, Petrel. The murderer always shows up to the funeral to throw off the police.

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Giovanni: So, as my admins, what do you all bring to the team?

Petrel: I’m a master of impersonating voices and disguises.

Proton: I’m a ruthless battler and strategist.

Archer: I help in structuring a nation-wide organization.

Ariana: I make good life decisions.

Archer: ... Ariana, that’s... not really a –

Giovanni: No, trust me, she’s one of our most important members.

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Ariana: Giovanni… has done time.

Petrel: What for?

Ariana: No one knows for sure; he changes the story every time you ask him.

Giovanni: I defrauded a major corporation.

Giovanni: I robbed the second largest bank in Kalos using only a ballpoint pen.

Giovanni: I created a hole in the ozone over Alola.

Giovanni: I killed a man. With this thumb.