#rogality

[rogality]

Reality: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Rogue : Um...Neat.

*later*

Rogue, lying face down on her bed: Ah said "Neat," Remy. Who the fuck says neat these days? It ain't neat to say neat but ah said it anyways cause' A'm fucking stupid.

Remy, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Rogue . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Pietro confessed his love for me?

Rogue : Didn't you thank him?

Remy: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him chere.

[realityuniverse]

Daisy: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration after working on a plan to defeat Thanos*

Reality : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Daisy:

Tony:

Steve:

Nat:

Bruce:

Clint:

Peter:

Thor:

Loki:

Wanda:

Avengers:

Guardians:

X-Men:

Eternals:

Inhumans:

Thanos:

Daisy: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Rogue: it's fine sugah, ah understandab he's hot

Daisy: what?

Rogue: oh me and Reality had a thing in the 80s then due to complications things didn't pan out our way

[rogality]

Self defence

Gambit: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Rogue, Logan, & Daisy: Okay. Gambit: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Daisy: Bold of you to assume I have money. Logan: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Rogue: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Reality: how much are we pretending I mean Gambit you are unironically the theif we've established this: you are the theif, Daisy is the hacker, Logan is the one who kills, Rogue is the badass and I'm the idiot oh yeah and Wade is the wild card

Wade holding a mallet: damn right I am

[rogality]

College AU (Rogality and Poolverine)

Wade: Hey, Reality, how are you doing? Reality: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. Wade: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! Reality: Yup! Wade: I lost my phone and my cat died. Reality: Hey, not bad compared to last week. Wade: I know right! Rogue: Are they okay? Logan: I don’t think they are.

[rogality]

X-Men Protective

[Reality & Rogue announcing their engagement in 1999]

Kitty: Reality? Don't you dare hurt her. or I will phase out you're heart

Reality: [a bit scared] I won't.

Bobby: She means it. and If you hurt Rogue I will stab an icicle through you

Logan: Seriously, bub. Don't hurt her. or I'll slice and dice ya

Reality: Okay, I'm not planning on... hurting her.

Kurt: You better not be.

Reality: I'm not!

Jubilee: Hey, Reality? You best watch yourself.

Reality: Why would any of you think I would hurt Rogue? I would literally die immediately this is Rogue a badass woman who can do anything.

[rogality]

Daisy: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Reality: Reality: I'm gonna tell her. Rogue: Don't you dare sugah.

[rogality]

Remy: Hey, Reality? Can I get some dating advice?

Reality drinking orange juice: Just because I'm with Rogue doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[realityuniverse]

Breaking News: Roguepool is canon

Deadpool: *coughs blood*

Rogue: Don't die on me sugah?

Deadpool: Don't tell me what to do!