Reality being scary
Reality: Oh, and if you ever speak disrespectfully about my wives again, I will kill you
*people laughing*
Reality folds his arms and his eyes glow black: My bad, it sounded like I was joking. I will actually kill you
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@rogality
Reality being scary
Reality: Oh, and if you ever speak disrespectfully about my wives again, I will kill you
*people laughing*
Reality folds his arms and his eyes glow black: My bad, it sounded like I was joking. I will actually kill you
👉👉
Reality: Did Daisy just tell me they loved me for the first time? Rogue: Yeah, they did. Reality: And did I just do finger guns back? Rogue: Yeah, you did.
Water Gun
Rogue, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down. Reality: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven... Ruby, visibly confused: Okay, so Reality decided to put the cutting board in the oven? Rogue, spraying Reality: You FUCKING DUMBASS! Reality: Dude, I forgot- Rogue: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!? Ava: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
Reality and Rogue
Reality is in Blue ^ Rogue is in Purple
Self defence
Gambit: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Rogue, Logan, & Daisy: Okay. Gambit: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Daisy: Bold of you to assume I have money. Logan: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Rogue: Bold of you to assume I can die.
Reality: how much are we pretending I mean Gambit you are unironically the theif we've established this: you are the theif, Daisy is the hacker, Logan is the one who kills, Rogue is the badass and I'm the idiot oh yeah and Wade is the wild card
Wade holding a mallet: damn right I am
Saving Reality
Daisy: I couldn't do this without you, Rogue. Rogue: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
College AU (Rogality and Poolverine)
Wade: Hey, Reality, how are you doing? Reality: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. Wade: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! Reality: Yup! Wade: I lost my phone and my cat died. Reality: Hey, not bad compared to last week. Wade: I know right! Rogue: Are they okay? Logan: I don’t think they are.
Safeword
Reality: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
when Cosmic Ghost Rider kills all the heroes
Reality with rage and possible annoyance with his Powers on maximim overdrive: FRANCIS CASTLE GIVE ME THAT HELL SPAWN OF A BABY!! Frank: no I am raising him to be better Reality: you caused my wife to die most the heroes are dead and I am super pissed never happened before because no one is stupid enough to kill my wife
Baby Thanos: kill Reality
Reality: yeah I'm gonna kill you *stabs Baby Thanos*
Poly or no?
Should I do a Poly ship with Rogue, Reality and Daisy
Yes, of course you should
I'm not sure come back to me
Go big or go home
No
And the results are in so come up with a ship name and spread the word to all of tumblr if you must
*Rogue and Reality looking at a locked gate into a park* Rogue: Aw. :( Reality: You know what they say. Rogue: Please don’t- Reality: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate* Rogue: Frick-
America: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look? Kamala: Like its slips on and off really easily. America: Kamala: No, I didn't mean it like that- Rogue: We know what you meant.
Reality looking at a red button to reset the universe: I'm tempted to press you
Quake convention
Reality: Rogue, gather the others. We need to have another Daisy-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention.
Reality is MIA
Wanda: You can track Reality? Rogue: Of course I can. If the Sentinels can do it, so can I.
Kids
Kamala laying on a bean bag: Hey, America, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? America on their bed: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Kamala: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? America: Can't really say I have. Kamala: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. America: Sorry, Kamala. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. 2 kids. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody.
Reality asking Rogue to join X-Men
Rogue: I’m here for the cult stuff. Reality: How did you find us? Rogue: I saw your ad on craigslist.
Reality: you want in?
Rogue: only if you do as well sugah
scary wife
Logan: Rogue, what do you have? Rogue: A KNIFE! Logan: Okay, have fu- Reality: NO!