#cosmic quake

[realityuniverse]

Daisy giving Avengers and Agents of SHIELD a pep talk: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Daisy: Not you Reality . You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

[rogality]

Daisy: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Reality: Reality: I'm gonna tell her. Rogue: Don't you dare sugah.

[realityuniverse]

Daisy: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration after working on a plan to defeat Thanos*

Reality : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Daisy:

Tony:

Steve:

Nat:

Bruce:

Clint:

Peter:

Thor:

Loki:

Wanda:

Avengers:

Guardians:

X-Men:

Eternals:

Inhumans:

Thanos:

Daisy: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Rogue: it's fine sugah, ah understandab he's hot

Daisy: what?

Rogue: oh me and Reality had a thing in the 80s then due to complications things didn't pan out our way

[realityuniverse]

Kamala : America, no.

America: America, yes.

Reality: America, no.

America: America, maybe.

Daisy: America, no.

America: America, no.

[realityuniverse]

RWM Teams Part 3

Agents of shield

Reality is of course on this team how else did you think he met his girlfriend/fiancé/wife depending on universe

[realityuniverse]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Coulson: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Jemma: ...I did. I broke it.

Coulson: No. No you didn't. Reality?

Reality: Don't look at me. Look at Talia.

Talia: What?! I didn't break it.

Reality: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Talia retorts whilst flipping Reality the bird: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Reality: Suspicious.

Talia: No, it's not!

Fitz: If it matters, probably not, but Daisy was the last one to use it.

Daisy: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Fitz: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Daisy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Fitz!

Jemma: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Coulson.

Coulson: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Fitz: Coulson... Reality's been awfully quiet.

Reality: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Coulson, to May: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Coulson: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Coulson:

May: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

[realityuniverse]

Ward after Reality found about his part HYDRA

Ward: I’m serious! They’re watching me! They’ve even got an agent following me! Don’t you believe me?

Reality: Look, it’s not that I don’t believe you… It’s that I don’t believe you and I don’t care also it's because of you my girlfriend Daisy has trauma

[realityuniverse]

Amerikhan Headcanons

1. Kamala following America's family traditions that she enjoys

2. America using Kamala's lap as a pillow during sleepovers at Kamala's house

3. America wakes up to find that it had snowed overnight and gets excited about playing in it. Kamala gets excited because that means when America comes inside, it will be time for cuddling by the fire with warm cocoa made by Wanda

4. Kamala and America struggling to find each other in a crowded place. Fortunately, Kamala knows just the thing pizza

5. America and Kamala on a clear night stargaze then fall asleep in a really warm blanket

6. No villain dares hurt them or face the wrath of the duo plus America's Avenger family

7. Reality (America's dad) is the biggest shipper and helped America with pick up lines

8. Kamala will comfort America anyway she can when America feels home sick on a stake mission

9. Kamala showing America some of her favourite viral videos/memes/vines/fanfics

10. America wearing Kamala's shirt, curled up in Kamala's lap, her face in the crook of Kamala's neck while Kamala absentmindedly plays with America's hair while reading something/scrolling on their phone

11. Kamala is a superhero and has a massive crush on America while America is infatuated by Kamala's alter ego. (Not knowing it's Kamala)

12. They are both oblivious goofballs

13. America is the top despite Kamala being taller

14. America is infatuated whenever Kamala rants about Captain Marvel

15. Kamala and America share icecream and pizza together

16. Mayhem is in their so pure chaos

17. They babysit Morgan when Pepper feels overwhelmed

18. America always holds onto Kamala because she's scared of losing her

19. If anyone threatens Kamala, America sends a deadly glare one May would be proud of

20. They go to classes together and won cutest couple on year book

21. Karli always hangs out with them

22. Kamala always asks questions about different universes

23. Comfort Song is Blinding Lights as is their soulmate song

24. America teaches Kamala Spanish

25. Kamala is the cook of the relationship

26. For Halloween they dress up with the others costumes

27. Kamala and America light up any room

28. Both are supportive of each other

29. Peter is a big brother to both

30. Kamala is the better driver (but usually Wanda takes them places)

31. Kamala is Bi but no one replaces America

32. During meetings they sit on the same chair (America on Kamala's lap)

33. Kamala gives America piggy backs after a long mission

34. Kamala telling really dumb and corny jokes to America, thinking she is so clever and funny. America thinks Kamala is adorable for thinking the jokes are funny

35. AU: Kamala is an android but can't harm America ever despite differences

36. Reality and Daisy are both really proud of America

37. America is an Autumn person

38. Kamala is a Summer person

39. Kamala, teaches America: Urdu, Arabic and other languages her parents taught her but always gets distracted very easily