Reality Cosmicson

Grandson of Eternity, godson of the One Above All and Living Tribunal engaged to Daisy Johnson adopted America who is dating Kamala

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Regret

Ruby: So, what's for dinner? Crystal, staring at the food they burnt: Regret

The Food.

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Cream in charge of Resistance

Cream: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Amy: You sleep with a teddybear. Cream: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Reality during Krakoa

Reality: I learned a valuable lesson from this. Rogue: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away… Reality: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD! Apocalypse: This one Rogue really?

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shower

Reality: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Daisy: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Daisy, right after Reality leaves the room: I miss him and his ass already.

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Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful! (no pressure tho!) 🫶

sure

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Daisy: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration after working on a plan to defeat Thanos*

Reality : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Daisy:

Tony:

Steve:

Nat:

Bruce:

Clint:

Peter:

Thor:

Loki:

Wanda:

Avengers:

Guardians:

X-Men:

Eternals:

Inhumans:

Thanos:

Daisy: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Rogue: it's fine sugah, ah understandab he's hot

Daisy: what?

Rogue: oh me and Reality had a thing in the 80s then due to complications things didn't pan out our way

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Thank you @showstopper1111 and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

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Top or Bottom

Daisy: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed. Reality: Reality: I'm gonna tell them. Rogue: Don't you dare.

[mischievous-thunder]

Person B: *Wakes up with their morning alarm and gets up immediately to start their day*

Person A: *Wakes up on time but stays in bed browsing silly stuff on their phone until they're so late that only a miracle can save them*

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yeah pretty much Reality/Wade having 5 existential crisis's and Rogue or Daisy waking him up

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Breaking News: Roguepool is canon

Deadpool: *coughs blood*

Rogue: Don't die on me sugah?

Deadpool: Don't tell me what to do!

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Daisy giving Avengers and Agents of SHIELD a pep talk: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Daisy: Not you Reality . You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Daisy: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration after working on a plan to defeat Thanos*

Reality : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Daisy:

Tony:

Steve:

Nat:

Bruce:

Clint:

Peter:

Thor:

Loki:

Wanda:

Avengers:

Guardians:

X-Men:

Eternals:

Inhumans:

Thanos:

Daisy: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Rogue: it's fine sugah, ah understandab he's hot

Daisy: what?

Rogue: oh me and Reality had a thing in the 80s then due to complications things didn't pan out our way

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Talia: Reality, knock knock?

Reality: who's there?

Talia: Daisy

Reality sighs: Daisy who?

Talia singing wearing sunglasses: Day see me rollin they hatin'

Reality: I'll pay you $10 if you say it to Deke right now

Talia: you're on

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Daisy: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Reality : Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Reality : You know I think my life has value.

Daisy: Who are you and what have you done with Reality ?!

[sturid]

trios that feel polyamorous coded but no explanation

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Bonus

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Kamala : America, no.

America: America, yes.

Reality: America, no.

America: America, maybe.

Daisy: America, no.

America: America, no.

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Police

*At a police station in New Jersey*

Kamala after 11 years of being with America: Hi, I’m here for America.

Police officer: Who’s America?

Kamala: Ah, you must be new.