#roleplaystarters

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                                       ─   ｡✧･ﾟ:* ~♡ Random Text Starters

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Are you sure you even sent this to the right person? 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - I think I’ve burned dinner.. help 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - What does that even mean! 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Ah don’t think I can come in to work today, lacking any motivation or fucks to give 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - That’s shitty 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Oh? you don’t like it when I use emojis? too bad 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Man why are you so old school 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Wrong number 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Oo, they gave you the wrong number didn't they? sorry man 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Dinner on you 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Am I going for the coffee run or you? Much rather if you did BUT 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Hey that is not my problem I rather not you say anything about it 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - I think something is up between them 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Was that you flirting? 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - I’m hungry, feed me 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - I’m sorry, I think I’ve killed your plant 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - So don’t get mad BUT 

[ 📲  ─ txt ] - Karaoke at your place? 

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                                                        Incorrect Quote Starters 

If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will. 

Ok, first of all, what the fuck? 

All the sudden I got a random burst of energy, and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shut down. 

Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego. My facebook photo is a landscape.

Money... Is like president trading cards.

Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

I'm feeling it! What am I feeling? Death, probably.

And remember, if I get harsh with you it is only because you’re doing it all wrong.

Welp. Time to wash the blood off my hands.

I'm not superstitious... But I am a little stitious.

Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm. 

Maybe the real monster was the friends we both literally and figuratively murdered along the way. 

My expectations were low but holy fuck 

I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

I just learned a way to get stuff on the cheap. Steal it!

I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people.

Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.

I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.  If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there. 

I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie. 

I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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                        ⚡━ Spider-Man: No Way Home Quote Prompts

Quotes taken from Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021)

“I’m A Really Good Lawyer”

“Where we share heroes.” 

“Get On Your Phones, Scour The Internet, And Scooby Doo This Sh!T.” 

“It is so crazy down there.”

“Lots Of Birthday Parties”

“You’re Struggling To Have Everything You Want While The World Tries To Make You Choose.” 

“Try not to slip.” 

“I generally don’t go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.”

“Are These Your Legos?  

“I wish that I killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance.” 

“Please. We’ve saved half the universe together. I think we’re beyond you calling me ‘sir.’” 

“I am tired of your questions.” 

“You know magic, but I know mathematics!” 

“Cure That Ass”

“The dinosaur can talk.” 

“Wait. No, seriously, what’s your actual name?” 

“I Love You Guys” 

“If You Expect Disappointment, Then You Can Never Really Be Disappointed.“ 

“They have crime in Boston, right?”

“It’s Their Fate. You Can’t Change That Anymore Than You Can Change Who They Are.”

“That’s not how the spell works.” 

“He got it on a technicality because I blipped for five years.”

“I can help you. You know, I’m something of a scientist myself.”

“He was like a flying green elf.”

“Leave me alone, please.”

“Is that a band? Are you in a band?”

“It’s just a tree, man. Just a tree.“ 

“Now that everyone knows, you don’t really have to hide or lie to people.”

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                    ✨━ Citizen Soldier - This is Your Sign Part 1 Lyric Starters

Isolate 

“ My secret place I hide away “ 

“ The only world I've known betrays “ 

“ Just let me sleep “ 

“ Can you pull me under? “ 

“ Can you shut the world away? “

“ Just leave me lonely I beg you: Let me isolate” 

“  The darkness is my one escape “ 

“ I'd rather be numb everyday than live with what's been done to me” 

Empty Cup 

“ You've kept me in a place I don't belong “ 

“ Your skeletons inside pacing these halls, they're always waiting there for me”

“ Stained, blood and bruises on my name “ 

“ 'Cause I know that I'm not the way you want me “ 

“ Enough is enough, this glass is breaking “ 

“ Let it fall, cut me up, I'll still be standing “ 

“ Can you hear me now? “ 

Never Ending Nightmare  

“ I've been getting so tired of holding the line “

“ I am raising my white flag tonight “ 

“ When I close my eyes it's there waiting for me “ 

“ Finds me every time, will I never be free? “ 

“ What am I doing with my life? “ 

“ Why can't you see that I'm right here waiting? “ 

“ It's got me so messed up “ 

Just Be Happy 

“ Say it to me “ 

“ I live with monsters everyday “ 

“ You make me feel like I'm crazy when I'm not okay “ 

“ If you want me to break then tell me to just be happy” 

“ Your work of art you hate it “ 

“ Fake a smile, play the part, just be happy “ 

Invisible 

“ I've got a secret that just might kill me “ 

“ I keep it quiet so you won't hear it “ 

“ This is life or death you can't see it yet” 

“ Underneath my skin and it always wins” 

“ My demons are invisible “ 

“ I pulled back the curtain that hid this nightmare but you only saw what you wanted to see” 

“ Living in a world so invisible 'cause you don't wanna know” 

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                      ✨━ Winter Roses After Fall Quotes - Robert M. Drake || r.h. Sin

“Don’t be so hard on yourself”

“No one knows what you’ve been through”

“It may take some time” 

“You deserve these soft things and a lot more than you think”

“They told you not to run back to them”

“Maybe you’ll be the one that shows them the way”

“There’s no correct way to love someone” 

“This is how it happens, the cycle of pain” 

“You can be your own hero” 

“And that’s why it hurts sometimes” 

“And that kind of wound cuts far deeper than any sword you can imagine” 

“This kind of pain never really goes away” 

“I know it’s a hard thing to swallow but it’s the truth” 

“Sometimes you wake up and they just aren’t there anymore” 

“Love shouldn’t be that hard” 

“Everything they said and did was a fucking lie” 

“Sooner or later you have to let go of all that pain” 

“ You cannot hold on to it forever” 

“You are not built to carry a mountain on your back” 

“And you are not meant to collect so many ghosts on your journey” 

“The shit is hopeless we know this and yet still choose hell”

“Sometimes I wish you knew what I felt”

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⚡━ Spider-Man: Far From Home Quote Prompts

Quotes taken from Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

"It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves." 

“I came for science. I'm leaving 'cause of witches. Welcome to the new dark ages!” 

“How could you do all of this?” 

“People... need to believe. And nowadays, they'll believe anything.” 

“I wasted my whole life playing videogames and we're gonna die!”

“Earth, wind, fire, water. Oh, no. They joined forces like the Power Rangers. “ 

“Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron!” 

“Just making rounds, seeing if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.” 

“No we're okay. We're- we're fine. Thank you. “ 

“Great. 'Cause, I'm not- I'm not qualified.”  

“ I've face a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating? “ 

“Yes” 

“Not really”

“ What? I think..” 

“It’s a summer fling” 

“Yes, that evolves and grows like any other. Open to wherever it might lead” 

“I would totally kiss you but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.” 

“I- I might have a mint.”

“There are multiple realities. This is Earth Dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833″ 

“I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse? 'Cause I thought that was theoretical. That changes how we understand the initial singularity. We're talking about an eternal inflation system. How does that even work with the quantum...?...”

“Everywhere I go, I see his face. I just really miss him. “

 “Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.” 

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                                                       Terrible Pick-up Lines 

“Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!” 

“It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”. 

“Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!”

“I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”

“I love every muscle in your body - especially mine”

“ Have you been arrested before? It must be illegal to be this hot. “ 

“ You should be someone’s wife/husband. How about mine?” 

“ I have a pen, and you have a phone number. Just imagine all the possibilities! “

“ I have such a dry mouth. Do you have a wet tongue for me? “

“ I’m learning about important events in history. Do you want to be one of them? “

“ Can you hand me an inhaler? Because you are breathtaking.”

“ If I followed you home, would you keep me?” 

“ I’m so hungry, may I eat you” 

“I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink” 

“As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit” 

“You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night” 

“They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me” 

“You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you” 

“What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine” 

“I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks” 

“Want to go half on a baby?”

“Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?“ 

“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.“ 

“Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.“ 

“I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?“ 

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                                             More Random Dialogue Starters 

"Your plan's gonna get us all killed, and you know it." 

"The storm's getting worse."

"Are you threatening me?"

"I think the power is out."

"Why did you wake me?"

"We're going to have to stay here tonight."

"Please tell me you have a plan."

"What are you smiling at?"

“You shouldn’t be here”

“Why is it always chaotic when you are here?” 

"You were going to leave without saying goodbye?"

"You're not dating anyone, are you?"

"It won't be easy, that's for sure."

“Are you even listening to me?”

“Why..why does this toast look burnt?” 

"Why can't you look me in the eye?"

"Sorry to put you through that. I guess I owe you one now."

“A long hot bath sounds amazing right now, care to join?”

“Why so many scars?” 

“You are really not as much as a badass as you think”

“Loser” 

"You're a terrible flirt you know."

"I don't often get the chance to talk to someone like you."

"I can't take you seriously with that thing on."

“Ho ho ho bitch” 

"I have to do this alone."

"I really thought you were gone this time."

“We make a pretty good team” 

“Can’t even look you in the eyes right now” 

“Wipe that smirk off your face before I punch it off” 

"You look like you need a hug." 

"You're about as intimidating as a butterfly." 

"We have to leave, now!" 

“Oh what a lovely.. what is that?” 

“I’m hungry feed me”

“I will just pretend I didn’t hear a thing”