#romiette

[tybaltescalus]

I’m an equal opportunist (multi-shipper)

[retjcetera]

"Last Christmas" in Verona

And now, presenting...a RetJ 2010 crack vid to "Last Christmas!" by WHAM! which absolutely should not be taken seriously (and can also be watched here on YouTube), featuring as many relationships as I could fit in four and a half minutes while retaining some semblance of sense. Here is a description of what I think happened in its ludicrously complicated ship web:

Mercutio is in a relationship with one of the Montague dancers when she catches him hitting on another Montague dancer (who spurns his advances). The first dancer breaks up with him and starts dating a Capulet dancer, leaving Mercutio single (for a moment).

Benvolio tries to confess his love to Mercutio, who is into Tybalt and doesn't realize that Benvolio is in love with him, then feels betrayed when he sees Mercutio and Tybalt together. Morte's boyfriend, Friar Lawrence, recently dumped her to become a monk. Mercutio sees his old flame Tybalt, who he still has feelings for, but Tybalt claims not to recognize him, and he consoles himself by having a brief fling with Morte, then leaving her for Romeo. Mutually heartbroken, Benvolio and Morte get together, but it doesn't last.

Meanwhile, Romeo falls in love with Juliet, who won't kiss him after she finds out that he's in a relationship, so he dumps Mercutio. Mercutio and Tybalt get back together, and Benvolio thinks back gloomily on Mercutio's betrayal.

Mercutio and Tybalt get in a fight and Tybalt stabs him, which in Mercutio's mind ends the relationship. At long last, Mercutio realizes that while Tybalt was toxic, Benvolio had loved him all along, and he finally reciprocates Benvolio's advances. Tybalt is now heartbroken over Mercutio and rebounds with a guy from the ensemble, and Morte rebounds from Benvolio with Romeo. (Whether Juliet rejected him or whether Romeo is two-timing them is unclear).

[romiettes]

Roma, slightly disheveled entering the room: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things

Juliette, following behind: I can’t even take credit for this, he just hasn’t slept in three days

[worthyking]

"These violent delights have violent ends."

(a Violents moodboard)

"This is why we shall not love more than we need to. Death will come for everyone in the end."

"Lovers turned to strangers, and it cut deep enough to bleed."

These Violent Delights // Our Violent Ends

Chloe Gong (@chloegong )

[ophelia-has-problems]

Okey, basically I have to find some inspiration to write, soooo... I'm waiting for some prompts in general. Maybe from the card, maybe your own. I write mostly from Romeo et Juliette, so... Yeah.

[coldairballoons]

I get to!!! Write a Romeo and Juliet scene!!!! And preform it!!!! And it’s gonna include Smart Gay and Gay Gay!!! I’m!!!! Hyped!!!!!!!!!

[ilovetv99]

Cookie and Romiette!

this is somethin i can get behind

cookie

sexual orientation headcanonbi. she may only like a whole 2 girls but she still bigender headcanoncismental illness / neurodivergent headcanonhum… she could have a mild case of schizoid personality disorder (but that could be stretching it a bit).she also has immense guilt what with all the people she leaves behind going from dimension to dimension, which is something she rarely shows3 random headcanons1) she has the mark of grima on her back, in the middle of her lumbar.2) she really, really cannot cook well. which is fine, considering she can make food from her magic.… that is, if she eats.3) her real name is iren.

romiettesexual orientation headcanonalso bi. probably pan even, since she doesn’t really care what her partner is anywaysgender headcanoncis againmental illness / neurodivergent headcanonadhd most likely, and like with cookie i’d say she also has a mild case of spd3 random headcanons1) gratin dauphinois is her fave food.2) her voice claim is luna lovegood from the harry potter series.3) she doesn’t trust/believe in the gods aiding her with anything. she counts only on herself.

[worthyking]

"do what I say or I'll rip your throat out" gf and "you should probably do what she says" bf