#romione headcanon

[delumineight]

hi hello :)) im sure you've been asked this a million times before but romione headcanons??

i have but i literally love sharing them and i always have new ones (especially since the last time i posted them here)… so they’re below the cut because they’re extensive. i may go more in depth to certain ones in the future, but these are surface level for now.

ron is 6’4” while hermione is 5’6”

personally i headcanon ron scrawny as hell and hermione to be midsized

the “alternate house” thing isn’t real for either of them they’re both such gryffindors through and through

they don’t talk about him leaving during the horcrux hunt except for one time, in the tent after xenophillius’ alone without harry listening

they do however talk about the deluminator after the way and try to figure out why the hell it did that

they sent owls back and forth constantly when hermione went back to school — they owe errol and pigwidgeon actual reparations

they didn’t really plan having rose, they had talked about it but they weren’t like “let’s have a kid” they just stopped taking precautions

hermione absolutely loves wearing his shirts

ron was already thinking about quitting aurors and discussed it with hermione, but he’s pushed over the edge when he has to face a boggart and it’s hermione being tortured at malfoy manor. he turns in his papers the next day without telling her

hermione cannot, and i mean cannot PLEASE keep her out of the kitchen, cook but ron can and he loves doing so

their favorite spot for prefect rounds was the astronomy tower

personal indulgent one here… i know not everyone agrees… but they were secretly dating the entirety of deathly hallows and kept it a secret because it was too dangerous of times for a “blood traitor” and “mudblood” to be together and they didn’t want harry to feel alienated when he was around them

ron is pretty much all of the kids’ favorite uncle

ron has blond eyelashes and hermione will never get over how the sun falls through them

ron’s scar from getting splinched is a lot worse than you’d think, it’s deep and marred and has a texture to it all the way around

hermione has night terrors, maybe even sleep paralysis and she only goes to healer for it after ron begs and begs her to, but she makes sure he’s with her the entire time

hermione’s scars from bellatrix never fade

also, she has one from dolohov’s curse from the battle of the department of mysteries in ootp that stretches from one shoulder diagonally across her torso to her opposite hip

ron knew he was going to marry hermione at fred’s funeral

if ron and harry go back to hogwarts for their eighth year with hermione: they are absolutely the most annoying couple ever! also they’re head boy and girl

if draco and harry get together: they hate it at first. personally, i hate hate hate the idea that they were immediately like okay whatever about it. drarry friends do y’all know what he did to them!2?!2/!?! they warm up to the idea slowly because they see how happy harry is because of him but it’s a process.

nsfw-ish

these are very tame! but warning for anyone who needs it.

hermione is actually more… eager for lack of better terms after the war

their first time is in australia

poor harry has seen and heard far too much than what he’d like

i may list more of these later but in the future bc this was for general headcanons and not nsfw!

[ratdaisy]

Hi, I love your blog. I follow all of your Romione content, it is great 🥰. You seem very knowledgeable in Romione matters though, and I was meaning to ask you a question. In your opinion, in their future life together, which kind of chairs do you think Ron and Hermione would have in their house? Do you think they would prefer different styles and have little cute chair wars because of it?

Hey new bestie! 🥰 Thanks for your brilliant question! ❤

As the 🪑Chair Cult Leader🪑, with my second-in-commands @jonriptide and @lepoltergeist, i would say all chairs are very valid, but some chairs are more valid.

I think Hermione's partial to Rocking Chairs (as is her mum-in-law, Molly!), while Ron would be a big fan of Recliner Chairs, Lounge Chairs, and Swivel Chairs. Ginny is definitely a fan of stylish Egg Chairs, while Harry would love all Fluffy Chairs that are cozy and welcoming. And we all know that Percy Weasley and Arthur Weasley love a good Armchair. I anticipate that Hugo and Rose Weasley would enjoy Beanbag Chairs the most.

Certainly, this wide range of chair preferences across the Weasley-Potter Family would mean that Cute Chair Wars are a given in this family.

Headmaster Vernon Dursley (@headmastervernondursley) would certainly approve of all these different chair preferences! As his motto is:

🪑 "WHEN IN DOUBT, BUILD A CHAIR!" 🪑

Thanks again for the insightful question, Anon! 🥰

Sincerely,

Your Chair Bestie 🪑

#MakeChairsGreatAgain 🪑

[witchwheezes]

Sometime soon after the battle... Probably.

Harry: Hey Ron

Ron: Yeah mate?

Harry: Hermione kissed you.

Ron: *shit eating grin* Yeah, I was there.

Harry: Don't you dare mess this up.

Ron: Right.

Harry: I'll never forgive you if you hurt her again.

Ron:

Harry:

Ron: I'm going to marry her.

Harry: You better.

[randomguyonline71]

Headcanon that after the war, the Grangers invited Ron, Harry, Ginny with them on their favorite Ski resort holiday. Ron and Ginny were amazed at Skiing

I love this one.

Harry would be amazed too. He have never gone skiing either. If the Dursleys ever went skiing, Harry for sure was left at home.

I would totally read it. If someone has a story that follows this prompt, feel free to send it. I'm adding it to my ever-growing list of prompts.

Thank you for the ask anon

[jamichan1225]

Please please take time to listen 🥲🥹🙏🏼

[rupertai]

Hermione heard every one of Ron's screams and it's canon that this kept her alive.

[theclockworkmonk]

After the war, Harry started exploring his tastes in muggle music in a way the Dursleys never let him, and soon all his friends get roped in too.

Harry discovers a late love for Grunge music, after the muggles themselves have moved on from it.

Ron gets super into Britpop and will tell anyone who will listen that Blur is way better than Oasis.

Ginny loves late-90s pop punk and skate punk. She owns a New Found Glory t-shirt.

Luna wants to be Loreena McKennitt when she grows up.

Everyone assumes Hermione listens to nothing but Mozart and Beethoven, but she secretly owns every Tupac album.

[wolfstarflowerpottstarchaser]

Fixing Internalised Misogyny in the series

I love to imagine Ron coming home one day after taking the kids out for ice-cream, and hearing laughter in the kitchen

He thinks, “maybe Ginny popped around” and goes to the kitchen to say hi

He stops abruptly, confused at the sight

The two women see him in the doorway and his look of confusion makes them laugh even harder

“Lavender?” Ron says, shocked

(werewolf Lavender > unalived Lavender)

“Hi, Ron,” she smiles

“Lavender and I ran into each other, we were just catching up,” Hermione says

They explain how they had bumped into each other outside the Ministry

And how they had gotten to talking which led to a long overdue talk about sixth year

“I’m sorry for how I was,” Hermione had said. “I’m so embarrassed about how I behaved back then. You did nothing wrong, I was just jealous and childish.”

“You?” Lavender had replied. “I cringe every time I think about myself back then. I was so insecure. I was hardly a saint to you either.”

They had laughed about it, how they had been at sixteen

“It was my fault,” said Ron. “If I had just been honest about how I was feeling, it would have saved everyone a lot of trouble. I’m sorry, Lav. I was a shit boyfriend.”

She smiled. “We were sixteen and stupid. I’m glad you’re happy, Ron.”

And that’s how Lavender became friends with Ron and Hermione years after leaving Hogwarts