Rare Muggleborn Slytherin

🐍 20 🐍 she/her 🐍 bi 🐍 always tired 🐍 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🐍 side account 🐍 mostly Marauders and general Harry Potter, occasionally Merlin and other fandoms 🐍 I do not support JKR

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I always mean to write fanfics, but I never get around to anything more than a few one shots… Until I can actually write anything, you can find my headcanons for the Marauders, Golden Trio and Next Gen under the tag below 🙂

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Love that we can all agree Steve Harrington is a James Potter variant

Don’t love that Steve will be 21 in ST5

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Every post I’m seeing at the moment is “Harry is better than Percy” or “Percy is better than Harry” but I love them both equally and just want them to be friends 😭

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There is no way miss queen minerva mcgonagall didn't realise the marauders were animagus, you can't tell me that at least she didn't think they were kinda sus, like please she literally knew all along, she just pretended to be oblivious

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Disclaimer: I made this post before and it’s vanished? So if anyone’s wondering why this is weirdly familiar, I’m repeating myself

Harry, age 9, has been saving money for weeks. When he cleaned the living room, he found change in the sofa. He’s been picking up pennies in the street when his Aunt Petunia wasn’t looking. Finally, finally he has enough for what he really wants: his own comic book!

He wants to get it right away, but he has to be smart. It’s a Tuesday and usually Petunia would get Dudley and - as an unfortunate side-effect - Harry from school, but Dudley is going over Pier Polkiss’s house for tea, so Petunia has insisted she happens to be too busy to collect Harry and he’ll have to walk. This works fine for Harry because, if he runs, he knows he can make it to the comic book shop, buy something and get to Privet Drive before she’s even realised school’s finished

The bell rings - he’d been watching the clock tick, tick, tick - so he could bolt from the classroom the moment Miss Williams dismissed them. Holding onto the straps of his backpack as he runs, he flies through the door of the shop, panting slightly, heart racing. He doesn’t have much time to browse, quickly deciding upon a hero he’s overhead classmates discuss in hushed tones in the back of maths: Spider-Man! He pulls his change from his pocket - an assortment of 20ps and 50ps - and barely has enough to pay. He thanks the person who served him, pushes the comic into his bag and runs home

When he comes in, he’s worried he took too long, but he’s only acknowledged with a quick, “Take those shoes off! I just mopped!” so he knows he’s safe. He doesn’t date to take his comic out now, so he waits until the Dursleys have all gone to bed before getting it from his bag, and using his torch to see it in the dark

Harry quickly becomes obsessed with Peter Parker’s story. He idolises him. He wants so badly to be him, to have his life. Imagine! He seems just like an ordinary boy, but he’s not! He has these special powers and he can use them to save people like a real hero! Like Harry, he’s lost his parents, but his Peter finds out that his parents had a secret life working for a secret organisation - that’s so cool, Harry thinks. He wishes he knew more about his own parents, but all Petunia and Vernon tell him is that they weren’t good people. And, okay, Harry admits it… He’s got a bit of a crush on Mary-Jane. She’s such a funny, badass red-head. Peter’s so lucky!

Harry wishes he could have a life like his hero, Peter Parker. He didn’t realise he already did, and it turned out to be far from what he wanted

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Got this headcanon that Lily’s father, Mr Evans, was Welsh and was actually Hope Howell’s third cousin, making Lily and Remus (I believe) third cousin’s twice removed 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 This would also make Remus and Harry distantly related which I love

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fuck all romance except for that one queer coded ship that should have been canon because the characters are so obviously and painfully in love but the writers were too much of cowards to make it happen

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I could share this in relation to almost any fandom

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What I wouldn’t give to read the Harry Potter series from Harry’s first person narrative. We get the gist of his thoughts, but I want his unfiltered internal dialogue. I just think it would be chaotic fun

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The fact that there were two canon Jo Kings that attended Hogwarts and neither of them at the same time as Sirius is a wasted comedic opportunity

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Molly likes to make a start on knitting the Weasley Christmas jumpers at the start of the year because there are so many of them, and she likes everything wrapped and ready months before December. One month after the BoH, George is home alone, missing his brother and he finds the stash of Christmas gifts wrapped and hidden away in the back of the shed. He finds one that says, ‘To Fred, all our love, Mum and Dad.’ He knows what is, of course, and he opens it. He holds it up and sees the ‘F’ in bold. He puts it on and he runs into the Burrow to look in the mirror, just wanting to see his brother again. Molly comes home and finds him sobbing on the floor… it turns out that, after years of them swapping jumpers to confuse her, she thought it would be amusing to to enchant them so they would change letters depending on who wore them

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The only way I can motivate myself to do anything is by imagining the Marauders encouraging me. Can’t wake up early? James wants me to come with him to morning quidditch practice. Struggling to get coursework done? Remus and Lily are nagging me to keep up with studies. Nervous about a social event? Marlene’s telling me to be confident and remember I’m a fun person, etc.

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The Marauders’ Changing Rooms

Boys:

Remus - Peter, Sirius and James form a sort of wall around him while he changes quickly so that no one else sees his scars

Sirius - Walks around the changing room with in his underwear as casually as if he were fully dressed. Winks at Remus when he catches him staring

Peter - Faces the wall, but doesn’t particularly hide himself either. Just a bit modest. Dresses quickly. The others always compliment him because they know he’s got some body issues

James - Doesn’t show off like Sirius, but his confidence is still obvious. Usually, he’s essentially the opposite of Peter as he faces the others instead of the wall and likes to take his time changing; however, he has days where he does feel more self-conscious and then he’s more inclined to use Peter’s method

Girls:

Lily - Puts her new shirt on over her old one and swiftly takes the old one off from underneath. She’s mastered doing this with ease

Marlene - Will sit in her bra for most of the changing time and then swears when she realises that she’s now late for her next lesson and shows up to her next class with her shirt buttons in the wrong order

Dorcas - Definitely the most shy and self-conscious of the lot. Probably waits around for most of the others to leave before very quickly changing, facing the wall while Marlene tells them about something she did to get detention

Mary - Levitates a towel in front of her as a makeshift curtain and changes with one hand in her own little changing space

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Don’t know why I’m planning a decade-long story fanfic in so much detail when I know the chances of me finding the time to write it are slim

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@jantebellum Walburga Black’s time at Hogwarts. Her betrothal to her cousin, Orion (who would have been 7 when she started Hogwarts), her relationship with her brother, Alphard, and a forbidden romance between herself and a Muggle girl. Also, her difficult relationship with her own mother who she eventually turns into by the time Sirius is born when she’s 35

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"not all men" you're right, my book boyfriends would NEVER.

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Someone with any editing skills should use the video of Andrew Garfield reading thirst tweets, but every time he says ‘Andrew Garfield,’ it should be replaced with that audio of him saying Remus Lupin

Same thing again, but with Ben Barnes and the audio of him saying ‘Sirius Black’

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Ron and Harry’s Friendship Post-BOH

Despite the fact Ron and Harry arguably have the most prominent friendship in the books, it’s simultaneously so overlooked

At age 11, they are assigned the same dorm and spend almost every night of the year living together. They wake up every day and take all the same classes and hang out at breaks and evenings

Ron then invites Harry to stay every break and, except for the times in early summer where Harry was forced to stay in Surrey, he is at the Burrow, once again sharing a room at night and spending all day with Ron

Then they spend (part of) the Horcrux hunt together and that’s rubbish, but in all fairness, that’s because of the circumstances and the Horcrux, so I think it’s okay to overlook this part

After the battle, they began Auror training together where it’s likely they either were roommates again in a starter flat, or both stayed at the Burrow

Every single time Ron and Harry do have a fall out in the books (e.g. Goblet of Fire and Deathly Hallows) we get so much about Harry missing him and wishing he was there, just showing how much they rely on each other’s presence

ALL OF THIS is just so that I can talk about how, after living with each other for the best part of 9+ years (depending on the Auror training situation) and finally moving into separate homes with their respective partners, how badly Ron and Harry would handle this separation

Imagine Ron just apparating to Harry and Ginny’s place in the middle of the night to nudge Harry awake for a late game of chess, and Ginny is naturally furious at being woken up at “two?! It is two in the morning, you idiot!” but Harry is beaming because, hey, it’s Ron! Ron’s here! And then he catches Ginny’s hard expression and he’s like, “sorry, dear, we’ll go downstairs and be really quiet”

Harry being so excited to give Ron a present for his birthday that he apparates directly into Ron and Hermione’s bedroom while Hermione is giving Ron his, um… ~birthday present~ and Hermione is covering herself with the bedsheets like a Halloween ghost going, “HARRY JAMES POTTER, WE ARE ADULTS AND IS NOT OKAY FOR YOU TO JUST POP IN WITHOUT ANY NOTICE!” while Harry’s going, “sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry!” and Ron’s caught between laughing and mortification

Eventually, Ron has the idea to use Sirius and James’s old mirrors from Hogwarts and they make a rule that one has to mirror call a warning before randomly appearing in the other’s house

Imagine Ron and Harry taking James to the park with Albus and Rose in their prams and both being the PROUDEST dads and uncles

It makes me happy

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In my head I instantly thought of shawn and cory

Theres more but these fit

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Yes! BMW is one of my all time favourites and I always think of them or the Marauders when I watch it. I think they would have been more like Shawn and Cory if JKR had let boys express their emotions more. I like to imagine they were more open with each other post-war because they realised it was important to let the people you love know how much they mean to you while you still can

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Don’t know why I’m planning a decade-long story fanfic in so much detail when I know the chances of me finding the time to write it are slim