Things said-141(and some more characters)
If you watched Ja'mie the private school girl I love you!
R/n and ghost have a friendship where they basically share 1 brain cell every time they're together, this time its no different. They call for a meeting where they share their recent topic, basically 141 is forced to agree with their 'beliefs'
R/n: we'll be there for each other, like if one of us *nudges at ghost* got depression and wanted to k!ll themselves..
Ghost: then we as part of the 141 slayers promise, (name reader gave the team) we'll kill ourselves
Gaz: I didn't know it was that extreme
Soap: where the fuck is my Coke Zero?
R/n and Ghost stare in silence
Soap to König: did you drink it?
*soap closes fridge and walks away*
König *clueless*: I ate a bread this mornin' it was amazing (please imagine him in his funny excited accent)
Soap: don't touch my Coke Zero! *in his harsh Scott accent*
Price, soap and r/n are having a meeting in private. Soap logged in to readers laptop and saw a folder with pictures of gaz. (Folders title was: "My pookie bear")
R/n: how did you even get in?
Soap: isn't your password, gazmylover69?
Price: r/n *in a stern tone*
Price found out that r/n was trying to sell König on eBay for 14£, and Ghost was the buyer.
Price: the two of you are just as bad as each other, I'm disgusted
R/n: *under their breath* next time I'll sell you
König is sitting outside waiting for the mailman
Roach is now in charge of teaching r/n how to drive, this is after they 'accidentally' ran soap over. (he called r/n a little brit that looked like King Charles left butt cheek)
Gaz, Ghost, and alejandro are in the backseat. Roach, passenger and r/n driver seat.
R/n: why isn't the car moving?
Roach: because the hand brake is still on
R/n: well take the hand brake off!!....
R/n: I told you to take it off before I get in!!
Soap was named "best soldier of the week" this includes a medal price custom made. R/n is pissed that he got it.
R/n: what I'm accusing you of is awarding the medal to a dumb fat Scott,
price: here we go again*under his breath*
r/n: when the most incredible soldier to ever grace this base, is being completely ignored
price: roll the tears *under his breath*
r/n: and treated like their the scum of the earth!
Rudy and r/n grew up together. But after he told them they weren't allowed to date anyone from 141 they got mad at him.
Rudy: no, its a final decision
r/n: just because Valeria ditched you for ale back in the day doesn't mean I can't get some
Rudy: you're just saying none sense
Rudy: no dating, no nothing
R/n: I wished I fucking drowned you as a child
It's no secret that König is crushing on r/n. However the feelings aren't mutual, because reader adores Price. This happened today after sparring.
R/n and König are sat in some stairs, resting from todays training.
König and reader are sitting side by side, he leaned in to kiss their cheek, this was the reaction he got:
R/n: okay..okay..so that was weird...
Soap is helping r/n, they've been feeling a little low today. He was sitting in bed with them. Reader has been under their blanket all day
R/n: pass me my book please
Soap tries to give them their book but teases reader in the process. Reader is trying to reach for it but soap is really enjoying himself.
R/n: give me it! I've got clinical depression you fucking idiot!
I hope you all liked this one! and yes it was all inspired by that show. If you want a part to lmk! ?<3
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