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[blingblong55]

Roses- 141

Price: gave my missus an unforgettable date

Gaz: i proposed to mine

Soap: ....I rather not be called a whore today

Ghost: don't look at me

R/N: no one got me roses on valentines day *stares at ghost*

R/N: but there is one rose that will never die

*a vibration can be heard*

[blingblong55]

Bad Day -141

A mission in Bangkok went terribly wrong. Soap is nowhere to be seen, Gaz is bald, price has a new tattoo, and ghost is bandaged up. R/n was drugged and then overdosed, the guys thought they died and put their body somewhere to hide..(they were gonna come back for it but turns out r/n was alive and mad the team left them behind.)

R/n: *eating a warm soup in some street, starring at them*

Price: Look I'm sorry we're just having a bad day

R/n: oh..you're having bad day? Did YOU die?

Ghost: I got shot

R/n: but did you die?

Gaz: *rubbing his now bald head*

[blingblong55]

The Man - 141

I've been sobbing uncontrollably bc my fam treats me like the song Matilda..this made me laugh so here you go :)

*König walking into the meeting room*

Ghost: price will be here soon

R/n:*walks into the room* Where's soap?

Gaz: Running late I suppose

*R/n looks at ghost*

Ghost:I won't stop you

König: what's going on?

Gaz: *shrugs*

R/n: *yells* Do you know the muffin man?

[from a distance]

Soap: tHe MufFin mAn?!

[König looks at the door and sees soap running towards them with a grin on his face..poor König gets scared and falls off chair]

R/n: *waves as he is rushing in*

Price: *sees the event unfold infront of him* I need coffee

[as he walks away he hears soap and r/n laughing and screaming]

[blingblong55]

Ghost trauma dumping

I'm tired but can't sleep so enjoy

141 is sitting around telling stories of how they got their nicknames and what not. It stays silent for a brief moment, something Ghost hated. So he talks.

Ghost: when I was younger I used to hate potato soup...anytime my mom would make it I wouldn't eat it.

R/n: *stares at him in confusion*

Ghost: r/n made me potato soup for lunch once...it was the best thing ever.

R/n: *smiles proudly*

Price: what's the point kid?

Ghost: I used to think my dad would poison my plate... That's why I never ate it

Soap: *stares at him*

Gaz: I once ate a cheese that was meant for rats

R/N: once I ran out of milk and dipped my Oreos in water

Price: I'm done with this team

Soap: I ate a bar of butter...yesterday...

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Plans - 141

Price called everyone in the task force for an early meeting.

Everyone is there..and I mean everyone. Except you, who never got the email last night and overslept. Price arranged a second meeting because of you.

Roach: so next week at noon we will attack from point A

[you black out until you hear 'next week']

r/n: *raises hand*

Price: [he is done with your bs] *sighs* yes r/n

r/n: next week is no good for me, [insert your favorite band] are in town.

Ghost: you can't be serious

r/n: I paid a lot to get front stage tickets...the lead singer does this thing that turns me on *bites lip thinking about it*

Gaz: ew gross

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Price: Who the fuck stole my hat?

Gaz: *points at Soap* It was him.

Soap, clearly panicking and hiding a hat behind him* He speaks the bullshit- 🫧

and BAM its the witches asshole hat that brings bad luck

Soap deadass gets dragged by the cab whilst Gaz rolls his eyes and walks away

Gaz: ... get rid of him

Price: I can't...the cab did that for me

[blingblong55]

Sleep schedule-L.t.Ghost

I love fluff fiction so much! bye now

its 10 am, everyone is asleep, except you. You've been waiting on ghost, who said he'd make tea for you early in the morning.

He walks in, no mask, hair is all messy, and this time there is no bags under his eyes.

He walks to you, his eyes wide open.

Ghost: I just slept 7 hours, which is twice as long as I usually sleep, so im a little disoriented

R/n: its ok Simon *you whisper*go back to your room

*you walk with him, his body still warm from being under his blankets, you cover his face the entire way, making sure no one saw the lieutenant in his pajamas.*

Ghost: m'sorry

R/n: never apologize for doing things that are good for your health..c'mon big guy

*you lay him on his bed and he dozes back to sleep*

R/n: you're lucky I love you Riley

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Mistakes made-141

I have to do an exam but I think its wiser if I do this..enjoy

GN!Reader

[Being murdered]

Graves and shadow company: *betraying 141* *murdering a soldier*

Some soldier: *being murdered*

R/N: *turns to the team* If only someone had mentioned this man was not trustworthy and could be a potential murderer....OH WAIT