muggle au where regulus, barty and evan are nepo babies, they have crazy life with all that shine and clubbing. their parents trying to act like it’s normal but they hate it until they realise that people and press love it. for everyone’s shock they don’t have scandals and even go to uni
evan popular by his dj skills, and that’s the main reason why regulus and barty attend clubs. and everything is fine until there’s james in one of their’s clubs. regulus and sirius weren’t in touch for all that time since sirius run away. they are making last minute plan and regulus seducing james because obviously potter have no idea what baby black looks like. they making out while regulus drugging james so he can’t remember things. when the party comes to end evan, barty and regulus making drawings all over james’s body and leaving an interesting massage
at the morning james somehow managed to get home so the first thing sirius seeing is his best friend covered in hickeys and drawings, the cherry on top of it is calligraphy writing “had a great time together - xoxo r.a.b.” all over his chest
btw rosekillerstar are dating and they definitely were giggling late at night in bed after making out session
(read it with “212” by azealia banks, they’re so funny and silly)