#james x barty

[starkayezer]

Barty calls James "pretty boy" send post

[corpseflowerisregulus]

barty: hey, you! come here

james: yes

barty: give him your number

james: can do!

regulus: I don't want this guy's number!

james: not a problem

barty: take his number

james: James, by the way, hi

regulus: no, I'm not that desperate

james: none taken

regulus: that's not what i meant

james: shouldn't have assumed

barty: well if you don't want it, I'll take his number

james: I'm open to that!

regulus: NO

james: sounds good

regulus: James you should go

james: on my way

barty: james you should stay right where you are

james: nowhere to be

regulus: SHOOOO. get out of here

james: rodger that. Happy Friday everyone!

[genderflouiid]

marauders as things my friends have said

barty: do you think that i’m a sunrise or a sunset?

regulus: i think that you’re a bitch

[mooonyagedaydream]

bisexual disaster james potter is real to me

[dazzlemebaby]

*on a hike*

Regulus: It’s so quiet out here.

James: Too quiet…

Regulus: Did we lose someone??

*cut to Barty with a bear in a headlock*

[kissrosier]

jegulus fics are written with love and care and jarty fics are written with one hand

[siriusorblack]

is there like a scientific explanation for why barty crouch jr. looks so good with EVERYONE?

[sunkillersno1fan]

james and barty are so 80s jock and punk im jealous