Everyday I open this app and I see your posts on my dash and every time I’m caught off guard because we have the same nickname.
“When did I answer that ask, I don’t rememb - oh not me”
“Who said my name in that post- oh that nat”
Fortunately I am referred to as Qui here so I can shitpost without ruining ur good name
i am glad you go by a different name here too because if not i would have to fight you to death, there can be only ONE
for real though every time someone calls me nat i get a rush bc even though it’s the name i go by pretty much everywhere (and my chosen name partly bc it’s so un-gendered), i do unfortunately still get deadnamed by like doctors and stuff so it just makes me feel :) accepted
request time b a b i e. Okey. Can I get me some spicy threesome where Cybertronian!reader is being spit roasted by Rodimus and Drift? Preferably rough, with Roddy at the mouth, but if u think it’d be better otherwise then by all means change it. I just n e e d the double teaming action.
Under the cut!
Your lips are stretched wide, your jaw dropped and helm kept dutifully still for Rodimus. It wasn’t often that you bent over for the both of them at once, but the sensation of Rodimus’ spike pressing down your glossa and Drift’s length dragging along your valve walls makes you think about doing it more often.
Your wrist joints almost hurt where they are pressed into the berth. You don’t know how long you’ve been going at this for, but it’s enough to have a mark forming under your hips and your helm from the lubricant dripping from you.
Rodimus’ hips are quick and almost paceless as they rut into you, quickly, desperately filling your mouth again and again, not caring about the gentle scrape of your denta as he holds your helm and pulls you down onto him. The head of his spike hammers at the back of your throat, occasionally pushing down your intake. Every once in a while, he’ll strike up against a part of your mouth that has you gagging, and for some reason it warms your spark when he stops or slows to make sure you’re alright.
Drift is almost the opposite. His thrusts are almost too restricted for you. He rolls and grinds his hips into you, making sure that he bottoms out on every thrust. You feel him sigh when your valve clenches down on him, and you notice that sometimes his grip on your hips may tighten, but besides that you can’t seem to draw a reaction from him.
“Drift- hey,” Rodimus panted out, his dim optics glancing up from your stretched frame to Drift’s careful gaze. You feel one of Rodimus’ servos let go of your helm as he reaches out for Drift’s cheek. He gently guides the swordsmech over to press their lips to one another’s, Rodimus’ overly hot breath almost fogging Drift’s warm plating. That gets a reaction. Drift suddenly drives his hips into you, sending you forward down Rodimus’ spike, yanking a yelp from your vocalizer.
You moan around Rodimus’ spike, the red speedster echoing the sound into Drift’s mouth. Rodimus’ already faulty pace stutters further, devolving into little twitches of his hips to push his spike as deep as he could into your mouth.
“F-frag, Drift- [Y/N]- ooh-!” He growls and you hear and feel the noise of his engine revving and whining as he overloads down your intake. You can’t even taste his transfluid, his spike is too far past your glossa. Rodimus pulls back from you, his spike dropping out of your mouth and coughs rack you. As soon as you recover, Rodimus’ lips are on yours, his glossa slipping over yours as he pushes hard immediately.
“Put on a show for our Drift?” He whispers as he pulls back momentarily before resuming. You moan and whine into the kiss, Rodimus letting out his own sounds. Your moans aren’t exaggerated or fake, though. Drift’s spike deliciously raking along your ceiling node has you growing ever closer to your own overload.
Drift hunches down as he looks over to see you sloppily making out with Rodimus, the white mech’s hips finally picking up pace. It’s the sudden driving increase that has you tumbling into your overload, your valve bearing down on Drift’s spike in a fruitless attempt to keep it inside of you.
“Overload for us, Drift.” Rodimus commands, pulling away from you and sitting back on his heels. Drift’s engine purrs and he thrusts into you and a hot rush of transfluid floods your valve, bubbling out around his spike and dripping down the backs of your thighs as he continues to rut into you. Drift slumps over your momentarily before freeing his spike from your valve, a mess of lubricant and transfluid following and sloshing onto the berth.
“Can you talk?” Rodimus asks you, his servo gently cupping your jawline. Your vocalizer warbles and croaks, and you laugh lightly, shaking your helm. “Okay, let’s get you two cleaned up.” He stepped off the berth, stretching his back with his servos pressing on his hips, his frame somehow ready to move and take care of yours. “Come on, you two.”
You manage to get yourself off the berth, you and Drift following Rodimus tot he washracks. Some small part of your processor wonders how Rodimus is the most responsible of you three.
Heya! I just wanted to say that I absolutely love A Human Crewmate!! It’s well written and I can’t get enough of it. I was using the master list to read the chapters in order, but the link for chapter 18 wasn’t working and I didn’t know if that was just me or not. It just linked me to the master list page again, so I just thought I’d let you know in case it wasn’t working at all. Luv u!
Hey there, thank you so much. We’ll soon be coming to the end of A Human Crewmate and I have what I think will be the perfect ending in mind, though I’ll be sad to be done with it, ha ha.
Thanks for the heads up about the masterlist, I’ll get right on that, until then if you’re still struggling to find chapter 18, here’s a link on
Is there a title for that ridiculous video where the Bayverse boys dance their way over to the enemy or am I never going to find it on YouTube. Please, I must know.
Is there any specific reason as to why Paper Hearts is under the Park Jimin X Reader section of your master list? If it's Jungkook x Reader x Jimin than it's understandable, but I was just slightly confused. I love ur work btw!
oh it actually is jungkook x reader x jimin hahah you have to read past the first chapter to get that though! and thank you so much!! :)
Can you see a full starry sky where you live? I've never seen a fully starry night where I live in Maryland and it makes me happy thinking that I could see things like that if I travel far enough!
I can! It’s honestly so beautiful~ I’m sure that driving about an hour from my house or so would be better, but even where I live I can see them quite brilliantly! I recommend taking a short trip to the midwest if you ever can, just for stargazing. (I’m sure other places are even better, but I think it’s pretty lit here)
Weeb weeb, is there something I need to know? I just saw the asks ur answering and I need u to tell me if there's anything I can do because your a strong person and seeing you say things like you did scares me, a lot. I care about you more than most people and it's my job to make sure your okay like you do with my own being, so I'd very much appreciate it if you could tell me the reason as to why your contemplating this decision. Weeb I care too much about you to see you upset.
I just have a really bad mind that makes me think really bad things. I wish I could control it or even stop it, but I can’t. There isn’t anything I can do to stop it so it leads me to things like this. It was really bad last night. It hadn’t been this bad for a couple years, so the thought to do it was super strong. Don’t worry anymore, weeb.
Oh the letters in my name are Natalie! Didn't know wether or not to go anon because I feel like I've been bugging you lately, even though I don't even know you. Sorry.
(do what you feel, it’s okay; ) n - [ ► ](zion t.___no make up.mp3) a - [ ► ] (v + jhope___ana jweo (cover).mp3)t - [ ► ] (eddy kim___the manuel.mp3)a - [ ► ] (jay park ft hoody/loco___all i wanna do.mp3)l - [ ► ] (saero ft. ant___lately i.mp3) i - [ ► ] (DEAN+DOK2___i love it.mp3)e - [ ► ] (kayley kiyoko___ease my mind.mp3)natalie listen, i love you and appreciate you. none of you are every bothering me!!! why are half of my followers either intimidated or worried that they’re going to upset or bother me! i love you. i appreciate you baby, i appreciate you so much~
